Two Girls, Zero Direction

Happy Halloween, Friends! Grab your favorite Halloween treat, get comfy, and come hang with us for a little football, fall fun, and questionable life choices. It's all treats, no tricks... well, mostly.

It's fall ya'll! We're talking all things autumn, cozy season, and the latest happenings in our chaotic little lives. Between fall feels, unexpected plot twists, and a certain life update that might just change EVERYTHING 👀… there's a lot to unpack this week. Grab your pumpkin spice, settle into your favorite sweatshirt, and come hang out with us because the leaves aren't the...

We’re back, baby! After what feels like approximately 47 years since our last episode, Lacey is here to tell us all about her Colorado trip, we’re talking about our favorite fall movie, Hocus Pocus (because it’s basically a seasonal requirement), and catching up on all the things that have happened since we last poddied. Did we miss you? Obviously. Do we have our lives together? Absolutely not.

How can we remember every single word to a football cheer from high school… but barely remember what we walked into a room for? 😂 This week, we’re questioning everything our brains chose to hold onto. Lacey runs a 10-mile race because apparently that sounded like a good idea, while Kailyn is doing what she does best: watching football. Every. Single. Day.

The motivation, the excitement of meeting someone you’ve followed forever, and whether Kailyn actually absorbed any of that wisdom or just blacked out from excitement. AND because it was a truly blessed week… THE VIKINGS BEAT THE PACKERS. 💜💛 Say it louder for the people in Wisconsin.

Small-town weddings, bad decisions, busted feet, and Dolly (RIP)… honestly, what more could you ask for?

We sipped on a Hotdish Bloody Mary, wandered around Duluth, Kailyn bravely wore cowboy boots… for approximately 10 minutes and Alabama! Oh yeah, it's all unedited....be careful what you wish for!

We went bananas—literally. 🍌 We saw the Savannah Bananas, Kailyn got absolutely wrecked by an Amazon show, and we dive into the underrated greatness of vinegar. From banana baseball to emotional devastation to why vinegar might just be the MVP of your kitchen (or laundry room), this episode has a little bit of everything… as usual. 😂

From redneck adventures to book recommendations to the emotional whiplash of watching our kids grow up, this episode has the usual laughs, random detours, and questionable life observations you’ve come to expect from us. Plus, Minnow the pup continues to be absolutely perfect and we’re here for every bit of puppy chaos

Minnesota tried to hotbox us with wildfire smoke, while Lacey added a little fresh air to her life. Tune in and join the madness!

Campfires, Lake Superior sunsets, s'mores, and the usual chaos. Join us as we recap our Grand Marais camping trip, share our favorite memories, and relive the moments that were way funnier in hindsight. Grab a camp chair and come laugh with us!

This week we're packing light and complaining heavy—our true area of expertise. We bounce from one completely unrelated topic to the next (as always), overshare a little, laugh a lot, and somehow end up debating whether family vacations are actually worth the effort in our Hotdish Hot Take . If you've ever wondered how two grown women can turn one simple conversation into seventeen tangent...

Lacey takes on Grandma's Half Marathon...hopefully she makes it to the potty...This week we're recapping race weekend, celebrating 13.1 miles of determination, and, as always, taking several detours along the way. Half marathon, full podcast.

We're sooo behind and had to play catch-up! Finally giving in to a hard recommend, we dive into Love Island and share our thoughts. We attempt to decode the ever-changing language of today's youngsters. From rizz and aura points to whatever skibidi is supposed to mean, we're officially entering our confused millennial era.

A little gross, a lot funny, and definitely not for the squeamish...

This week we’re talking lake weekends, warm weather, and why we're fully convinced we need to host a Cutwater Pool Challenge this summer. What could go wrong?

Hey friends — we know it’s been a little quiet, but we’re still here. This week we’re talking about some life-changing news, an unforgettable getaway weekend in Green Bay, and the biggest SKOL moment of them all. It’s emotional, chaotic, funny, and very us.

Reunited and it feels so good! Join us for a new episode...camper style! We dabble with some drinks and welcome a few friends.

This week on Two Girls Zero Direction, we’re getting sauced—and no, not in the way your college self would hope.

Tune in for a recap of Lacey's LA adventure, a heated (and very Midwest) bowl debate, and the moment we realized some stories probably should’ve stayed private—but here we are.

Tune in for thrift store betrayal, domestic rage, and the usual amount of unqualified opinions.

In this episode, we tackle one of life’s greatest moral dilemmas: saying no to a homemade cinnamon roll. (Spoiler: we absolutely cannot.) We also discuss the things we're willing to quit and forget.

Can you say dumpster fire? We're experiencing some technical difficulties. Think echo, delays, and us talking over each other like it’s a family holiday dinner. Honestly… it’s chaos. So yeah — we’re officially hiring a sound guy. Qualifications: please save us.

Welcome back to the podcast where we make questionable choices so you don’t have to… and this week, we’re pretty sure those choices are getting us canceled.

Supplements, Supplements, Supplements! We share something we learned from an expert. See, we do pay attention...sometimes.