Two Filthy Nerds

Everyone is in mortal peril and the government is recommending how to protect yourself from dark magic. We can relate... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The homeless NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebo...

Eazy come, Eazy Go... The Bachelorette says goodbye to our favorite and.. oh no are we actually getting attached to this show? NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans...

Some spoilers, some Sirius grieving, and then Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince BEGINS!!!! The Nerds are back and just as hilariously emotionally scarred as ever. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group...

This week on The Bachelorette- the floor is lava and Nicole is dry as a desert. Handy Hint: If you wanna get with the Filthy nerds... don't wear flip flops. Also... Harry Potter is returning this week! Stay tuned! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to...

The Nerds start stalking the contestants on social media as The Bachelorette returns to "normal" Nicole thinks everyone on this show sucks, except for Zach and Jordan('s asses) NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Jo...

Nicole is finally learning how to love (to hate watch) The Bachelorette as Tayshia steps in and we see what a more normal season looks like. JMS threatens to submit Nicole to be a future contestant and Leah Knauer of Basic Witches is with us again as our boss Bach. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings,...

Special guest and "Bachelorette" expert Leah Knauer is back to discuss the craziness that is Claire and Dale as we make way for a new Bachelorette. Nicole is still not having any of this nonsense. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past vide...

Its our final "Halloween" episode and JMS's horror movie #nerdginity is no more. We Cover "Halloween H20: 20 Years Later" and its hard to know who was more afraid: JMS or guest co-host Samantha Hale's dog. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Teen heartthrobs and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in tights... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscri...

The Batch is BACK! NICOLE RETURNS to lose her "Bachelorette" #Nerdginity with special guest Leah Knauer. JMS has been completely sucked in meanwhile Nicole is having exactly none of this show. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos a...

"Grandmother" is locked up in her bunker and JMS is at guest co-host Samantha Hale's torture chamber to endure another round of "Halloween." This time its the 2018 reboot that takes place 40 years after the events of the first movie. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, an...

Michael Myers is back for another hack at JMS's horror movie #Nerdginity Samantha Hale is back in the co-host chair to guide JMS through her deepest fears. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Haunted House Season! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTu...

Strip Dodgeball, too many Blakes, and did JMS once date a contestant? That's right, Leah Knauer from "Basic Witches" is BACK and taking JMS deeper into Bacheloretteland NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the F...

Special guest co-host Samantha Hale is taking JMS's "Halloween" franchise #nerdginity. This month we'll be covering what Samantha dubs the four most important films in the franchise to date. Beginning with the one that started it all- 1978's "Halloween." But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Scary Movies + JMS... a match made in her personal Hell... NERD MERCH! - &...

The book WAS better... but this is Nicole's favorite of the movies so far! But first, we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Vanity and Comedy NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we b...

Jessica loses her Bachelorette #nerdginity in this premiere episode! With special guest Leah Knauer of the Basic Witches podcast. NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe tra...

Dumby Vs. Voldy - The final chapters of Order of the Phoenix! We wrap up "The Order" with phoenixes deep throating killing curses, Dumbledore dropping some knowledge on Harry, and the students gearing up for the coming war... But first a "Quick Bitch" - Nurse Ratched might have a point... NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for ex...

Just two episodes left in Order of the Phoenix! Umbridge is filibusted by Sen-a-taur McConnell, Harry's Ball finally drops, and... all dogs go to heaven... But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: Halloween! NERD MERCH! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see p...

Goodness Gracious, Grawp, OWLS, and Fire! But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: The Social Dilemma Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches are...

Dumbledore drops his big ol' Dumbledick and the Weasley twins go out with a bang, But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: R.I.P. R.B.G. Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filt...

We get penetrated by Snape in this episode as Harry starts occlumency lessons and Nicole has HAD IT with Cho Chang. But first, a Quick Bitch on: Returning to The Comedy Store! Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Joi...

The Filthy Nerds visit St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and everyone's leaving in stitches. But first we Run Our Filthy Mouths about: FIRE! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! WAIT... don't... the hills are on fire. Also: NERD MERCH ALERT! - "Who's Your God Daddy?" Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to...

**SPOILER ALERT** In this very special High Tea with Harry Potter super fan Katie Jayne Earl from The Mowgli's, we start off with a MAJOR SPOILER that crept its way into Nicole's Instagram feed. If you're losing your #nerdginity along with Nicole and want to avoid to the spoiler, best to save this episode for a rainy day (which Katie Jayne Earl is sure to brighten up) and join us on th...

Dumbledore's Army, Madame Maxime's curtains, and Cho's WAP: Wet-A** Punim But First: A time bending bitch about another magical world... Mushrooms! Also: MERCH ALERT! - Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe tr...

*Hem Hem* - The time has come... Nicole gets her first major dose of uncut Umbridge... But first we have a quick bitch on the value of nerd culture! Also: MERCH ALERT! - Available HERE! Subscribe to PATREON! for exclusive live recordings, book readings, Q&As, and more! Subscribe to our YouTube to see past videos and clips! Join the Facebook group!  At Two Filthy Nerds, we believe trans witches...

It's that time of the month! Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica present: "Filthy Fairy Tales" Tuck yourself in and let Aunt Nicole and Auntie Jessica read you a bedtime story. Two Filthy Nerds presents the first volume of a special monthly bonus episode of the pod! This week we are filthing up a classic - "Oh the Places You Won't Go!" by Dr. Sue Us Subscribe to PATREON! for exc...