Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

it's rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we talk 03.10.2025

It's Rocktober and we don't play music, just hum while we yap.

Mark and rob write poetry for hamsters 29.09.2025

Rob and Mark write poetry for hamsters

music talk from the creeps 26.09.2025

music talk from the creeps

Rob shaves a roadmap of Rhode island on his buttock hair 26.09.2025

Rob carves a map of Rhode Island on his buttocks hair

NFL talk with the bastards 25.09.2025

Bastards talk NFL

Rob slobbers so heavy that it looks like it rained on the sidewalk 23.09.2025

Rob slobbers uncontrollably while being kicked in the ass

Rob break dances and then eats turnups 20.09.2025

Rob eats turnups and then break dances

music talk and news from two creeps 19.09.2025

music news and talk from two creeps

brand new sports talk from bastards 17.09.2025

brand new show from the sports bastards

Mark lights rob's loin clothe on fire and ran off 16.09.2025

rob burns his P.P when Mark lights his loin clothe on fire

Mark tosses a piss covered rag at Rob's face 14.09.2025

rob get hit in the face with a piss rag

creeps talking music 10.09.2025

creeps talking music

Sports by a couple of bastards NFL talk 10.09.2025

bastards talking NFL

mark hides wasps in Rob's dresser 08.09.2025

Mark hides angry wasps in rob's pantry

music news and talk from the creeps. 05.09.2025

creepy music news and talk.

mark and Rob once again try to entertain us with puke 04.09.2025

if you love vomit, we have your show

NFL talk from the bastards 03.09.2025

Bastards talk NFL.

Rob strapped a microphone to his pet stick, he got hours of audio 02.09.2025

rob thinks he can communicate with a piece of celery

music talk from the creeps 31.08.2025

music talk and discussions from two creeps

rob has a stuffed penis he puts on his couch 30.08.2025

Rob's stuffed Penis looks great on his coach

sports talk from two bastards 28.08.2025

sports talk from a couple of bastards

rob learns the bongo's with his feet 27.08.2025

rob plays the bongos with his feet

recorded live from Eureka springs from the balcony overlooking spring street at flatiron flats suites 23.08.2025

recorded live from a balcony at the flatiron flats suits, eureka Springs Ark

Mark puts on a bandana to keep his thoughts tight. 18.08.2025

mark believes his bandana keeps his thoughts tight

short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on coke 17.08.2025

short take, opinion piece, Mark calls bullshit on Coke

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