Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

music talk from the creeps 16.08.2025

creepy music talk

sports from two bastards 15.08.2025

two sports bastards talking in a microphone

mark and rob try this episode in sign language, you'll have to listen carefully 13.08.2025

listen carefully, this is our sign language episode.

new lower salt podcast. 11.08.2025

enjoy our new lower sodium podcast

new vegan podcast, also available in regular with real meat, enjoy our newest technology 09.08.2025

new vegan podcast or also our regular podcast made with real angus beef.

music talk from the creeps 08.08.2025

music talk from the creeps

Mark and Rob talk and make fun of everything 04.08.2025

rob and Mark chit chat about pure garbage

Sports from two bastards live from the city market 04.08.2025

sports from two bastards live from the city market

Mark saws off Rob's right leg as a prank 30.07.2025

Rob get his right leg amputated as a joke. Mark had to buy his a crutches and a fake leg.

mark and rob drink vinegar 28.07.2025

mark and rob drink vinegar

Rob eats a wood block because he was "bored" 21.07.2025

Rob eats a wood block because he was bored

new improved show, not really 16.07.2025

new improved show, not really, it still sucks!

yup another amazing journey of filth and information all waiting for you 14.07.2025

Have at it pukes! another amazing production!

Mark and Rob pose for oncoming traffic, they get hit 10.07.2025

Mark and Rob are sore after getting hit.

another gem.......maybe 07.07.2025

another gem.....maybe

here's another gem 02.07.2025

enjoy this gem

Mark and Rob wear feathers and jump of trees to fly, they're in ICU 01.07.2025

Rob and Mark wear feathers but failed flying tests, they're in the hospital

music talk from the creeps 30.06.2025

creepy music talk

bastardly sports talk from the douches 29.06.2025

sports bastards talk sports

new replacement episode 27.06.2025

new replacement episode

Mark and rob win a dance off with a corpse 23.06.2025

a corpse almost won a dance off with Mark and /rob

Mark and rob babble about nothing for well over an hour 18.06.2025

listen to them babble for over an hour.

Mark and Rob act like idiots, they're really good at it. 18.06.2025

two idiots saying dumb things.

Rob runs an electric can opener over Mark's scrotum 16.06.2025

Mark gets his scrotum tangled in an electric can opener thanks to Rob

Mark slaps Rob in the groin with a electric bug zapper tennis racket 12.06.2025

rob get smashed in the groin with an electric bug zapping paddle. Mark was seen running off laughing.

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