Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Creeps talk music and latest music news 29.11.2025

Creeps talking music with music news in between

NFL talk from the bastards!! 27.11.2025

listen in as the bastards talk NFL

Rob and Mark box bee hives, they lost. 25.11.2025

Mark and rob try to box bee hives, they lose big time.

music talk from the creeps 22.11.2025

music talk from two creeps

Rob is back and so is his voice. 20.11.2025

Rob's return with his voice intact.

new sports bastards!! 19.11.2025

new sports bastards

mystery sports guy talks NFL 15.11.2025

mystery sports guy talk NFL

rob buys a pet can of green beans, it won't do tricks 15.11.2025

Rob's can of green beans won't do pet tricks for rob.

Rob is back and can actually talk a little 11.11.2025

rob is back and can actually talk a little

mark does a solocast while Rob is under the weather 08.11.2025

rob is under the weather so mark has a solocast.

NFL talk from the mystery sports guy 05.11.2025

NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

Rob dresses up as a lightbulb for halloween 03.11.2025

Rob wears a light bulb costume for Halloween and thinks it's cool

mystery sports guy talk NFL 02.11.2025

NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

Mark tries his hand at break dancing, rob has to stop him. 30.10.2025

Rob stops Mark from break dancing, everyone thanks him.

Mark hides Rob's pet turtle 28.10.2025

rob cries because Mark hid his pet turtle

the Crescent haunted hotel show 25.10.2025

The Crescent haunted hotel show,

Mark fills in for the mystery sports guy 24.10.2025

mark fills in for the mystery sports guy

Mark throws up on Rob's stuffed teddy bear 21.10.2025

Rob's stuffed teddy bear smells like puke

mystery sports guy talks NFL 16.10.2025

NFL talk from the mystery sports guy

rob rubs poison ivy on marks ears 16.10.2025

Rob gets poison ivy all over rubbing it on Mark as a gag

Rob thinks his can of green beans can talk 14.10.2025

Rob is trying to have a talk with a can of green beans

Rob shaves his hickory tree because it had shaggy bark 10.10.2025

Rob shaves his hickory tree because of shaggy bark

mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks games 09.10.2025

Mystery sports guy NFL analysis and commentary plus his picks for this weeks match ups.

Mark chews up paper to help yellow jackets make a nest 06.10.2025

Rob trains the yellow jackets Mark's been helping to attack Mark's scrotum.......it really hurt.

NFL opinion from the unknown sports dude 04.10.2025

NFL talk from the unknown sports dude

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