Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Episodes

rob shaves his back so mark can write vulgar words on it with spray paint 28.02.2024 1:27:39

who knows?

Rob buys a spiral ham, he doesn't have a fork 27.02.2024 58:10

mark buys a box of custard, he doesn't have a spoon

Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck 26.02.2024 53:45

Rob and Mark lose control of a moped, Rob loses his right arm and penis in the wreck

mark and rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms 23.02.2024 1:17:03

mark n rob vomit for 3 hours after eating live worms

mark n rob stare blankly at a road 22.02.2024 1:16:31

mark n rob stare blankly at a road

mark and rob eat led paint chips 20.02.2024 52:05

mark and rob eat led paint chips

rob n mark get lost in the woods. no one looks for them 19.02.2024 1:09:10

rob n mark get lost on a nature trail, no one looks for them even after firing a flare gun.

marks revue of the carnival jubilee plus some old stuff 17.02.2024 45:03

marks revue of the carnival jubilee plus some old stuff

rob has a bad anal infection 15.02.2024 1:22:34

mark thinks it's funny

Mark n Rob try season 6 out, it still sucks. 14.02.2024 1:13:48

mark n rob are on season 6, it still sucks.

mark n rob try to order a pizza, they fail 01.02.2024 1:18:20

mark screams in rob's ear while rob is sleeping. rob gets up hits mark with a cue ball. real funny

mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it. 31.01.2024 1:08:18

mark makes a sock puppet and terrorizes rob's balls with it.

mark n rob stick twigs in their nose 31.01.2024 1:14:23

mark n rob stick twigs in their nose

K.C zoo catches mark n rob and cages them 29.01.2024 1:08:38

mark n rob are in cages at the KC zoo

mark n rob are dummies 28.01.2024 1:10:14

couple of idiots talking

Mark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics now 25.01.2024 1:08:42

Mark smokes leaves from his dwarf palm tree, he thinks he is in the tropics.

Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit with a shovel by a deaf person. 23.01.2024 1:07:16

Mark learns sign language, mark gets hit on the head with a shovel by a deaf person

Rob takes nude photos of himself and mails them to strangers 21.01.2024 1:08:30

rob is still naked, damn it's cold

rob puts a bucket on his head because he liked the echo, Mark did too 19.01.2024 1:14:23

rob hangs his underware out side so mark lights them on fire

Mark and Rob still can't figure out an ice maker 18.01.2024 1:04:34

mark throws ice at Rob, it hits him and leaves a mark on his temple.

Mark and Rob disappear and we are fine with that 17.01.2024 1:11:26

mark and Rob are found......too bad

Rob takes a snowball and freezes it, he missed Mark and hit a old lady. She dies. 16.01.2024 1:05:11

Rob takes a snowball and freezes it. he missed Mark and hit a old lady. she dies.

Mark eats a jar of very hot peppers, he shits pure fire at Rob 13.01.2024 1:08:31

Mark eats a jar of very hot peppers, He shits fire at Rob

mark finds his old micky mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it. Mark sets rob on fire. Rob survives. 12.01.2024 1:04:51

Mark finds his old mickey mouse ears hat, Rob makes fun of it, Mark sets Rob on fire, Rob survives.

Mark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, Mark claims it was giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove it 10.01.2024 1:08:42

mark takes a dump on the jungle gym, rob steps in it, mark claims it's giraffe shit, rob doesn't believe him but can't disprove him.