Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

pet tricks Mark does with a ring of fire 11.04.2024

rob eats dog biscuits and pants

rob has bacon farts 09.04.2024

mark lights rob's ass on fire

a turtle attacks mark and robs picnic 07.04.2024

a turtle makes mark and rob cry

rob fakes passing out to get a free ride to the movie theater next to the hospital. 06.04.2024

mark stole robs movie ticket.

rob sings Whitney Houston, Mark pings him with marble. 05.04.2024

Rob hit mark with a hot iron to the face.

mark n rob fell in a pit of garbage, mark holds rob's head under, rob throws acid in marks face 03.04.2024

two douchebags reporting for duty

enjoy this one, Rob gets stung by 30 hornets live 31.03.2024

mark raised Hornets and let them go.

made with all white meat turkey breast 28.03.2024

mark cracks rob in the nuts.

part 2 Rob's nipple was tore off by a hummingbird. 27.03.2024

Rob has successful nipple replacement surgery.

this one works, I swear! 25.03.2024

this one works, I swear!

new podcast made with 100 percent real cheese 24.03.2024

real cheese and bits of chicken

big dumb show with rob n mark 23.03.2024

big dumb show with the douchebags

Rob has some things to say 21.03.2024

Rob has some words

not sure about this one 19.03.2024

still not sure

mark has a ice cream cone, rob doesn't 17.03.2024

rob steals marks ice cream cone

mark learns nude tapdancing, rob pulls his eye balls out 15.03.2024

mark learns nude tap dancing rob pulls his eye balls out

rob tries yoga and is very good at it 13.03.2024

rob loves yoga

mark and rob try to sell amway, mark and rob get hit in the face numerous times 12.03.2024

Mark n rob try to sell amway but people tried to light them on fire

mark n rob tryout for a bow hunt 11.03.2024

rob n mark have arrows in their ass

mark throws away rob's lucky rabbits foot, he replced with a lucky skunk foot. 08.03.2024

rob loves his lucky skunk foot

Mark acts like a pelican while rob clucks 06.03.2024

rob is horrible at acting like a pelican

Mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter 05.03.2024

mark n rob run in to a pond with a scooter

Rob drinks frozen pee he thought was gatorade 04.03.2024

rob throws frozen pee that looks like gatorade at mark

Mark throws darts at rob, he tries tries to hit his face 02.03.2024

Rob throws darts at mark, he tries to hit his face

mark starts a battle with a local yodeler. 01.03.2024

Rob runs over his own foot.

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