Two Douchebags and a Microphone

mark has a new boil 30.05.2024 1:15:33 ↓

Rob smacks mark's eyelid boil

Rob invents a shirt for big toes 29.05.2024 1:17:44 ↓

Mark stole Robs shirt he made for his big toe

mark and rob hum pink floyd for hours 27.05.2024 1:19:38 ↓

rob and mark hum show tunes

rob rad reads poetry to a monkey 25.05.2024 1:21:40 ↓

a monkey bites mark because rob kept reciting poetry

mark sells a giant peanut butter sculpture 23.05.2024 1:20:05 ↓

rob finds marks peanut butter sculpture and melts it with a propane torch

rob throws a boulder on mark's pet ant farm 21.05.2024 1:16:26 ↓

mark's pet ant farm is desrtoyed

a giant bolder threatens Mark's pet ant farm 21.05.2024 1:16:26 ↓

Rob throws a boulder at mark's pet ant farm

mark convinces Rob to eat rat turds 18.05.2024 1:15:03 ↓

Rob thinks rat turds are raisins and eats them

Mark get attacked by a racoon that bites toes 17.05.2024 1:11:29 ↓

Rob's toe is bitten off by an opossum.

rob has an evil twin that throws poo 15.05.2024 1:14:49 ↓

mark get hit with poo from robs' evil twin

Rob tries fried foreskin from an aardvark 14.05.2024 1:00:43 ↓

mark fries up aardvark foreskin for Rob. Rob throws it at Mark.

mark gets dared to eat fire ants 11.05.2024 1:19:55 ↓

mark has a burning swollen tongue

mark buys a good fortune tree, Rob saws it down 09.05.2024 1:15:42 ↓

Rob has horrible hemorroids

mark learns hair weaving he is horrible at it 07.05.2024 1:10:26 ↓

rob has multiple hair extensions it k=looks horrible

mark paddles rob when he is napping 04.05.2024 1:10:56 ↓

Mark runs away from rob after he gets mysteriously paddled when napping.

Rob writes an essay on how not to make loud noises while taking a dump 02.05.2024 1:24:49 ↓

mark copied robs essay on how not to make loud noises when taking a dump

numerous stories from a couple of douchebags 29.04.2024 1:14:14 ↓

numerous stories from a couple of douchebags

Mark n Rob learn new dance moves online 25.04.2024 1:21:26 ↓

mark n rob learn dance moves

Rob has a lobotomy they couldn't find brain matter 23.04.2024 1:21:59 ↓

Rob has a sex change and keeps his penis in a jar.

mark's sock puppet tries to light him on fire 21.04.2024 1:17:16 ↓

rob lights marks sock puppet on fire

mark trips on a piece of chewing gum 19.04.2024 1:18:04 ↓

rob pushes mark and mark thinks he tripped

Rob fights an pet ostrich for charity 17.04.2024 1:17:13 ↓

mark puts down money on the ostrich

a wild monkey hammers robs foot with a club 15.04.2024 1:15:33 ↓

mark trains a pet monkey

mark eats a bag of seaweed he vomits on rob 14.04.2024 1:25:29 ↓

rob hits mark in the face with his own vomit

Rob accidently eats vomit 12.04.2024 1:29:00 ↓

mark smells like vomit