Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

Rob argues over a episode of mannix 18.07.2024

Rob watches Mannix with people at the retirement home

Mark has a weird tick that sounds like a badger 16.07.2024

Rob makes fun of marks weird tick

Rob has a twinkie that tasted like a chocolate zinger, oh he just read it wrong, it is a zinger 14.07.2024

Rob hates red velvet toast

rob eats a burrito made of orange peels 12.07.2024

mark rolls an orange peel burrito

Mark rolls a burrito with orange peels for rob 12.07.2024

rob eats an orange peel burrito

rob makes stick figures and names all of them 09.07.2024

mark lights Rob's stick figures on fire

MARK TRIES BREAK DANCING, BROKE IS A GOOD DISCRIPTION 07.07.2024

BREAK DANCING LOOKS ODD WHEN MARK DOES IT

MARK SMELLS A STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER 05.07.2024

MARK BLAMES ROB FOR THE STRANGE ODOR ON HIS FINGER

Rob pisses his name in a shopping mall 03.07.2024

Rob gets arrested

Rob wipes his face with a used snot rag 01.07.2024

Rob;s face has snot all over it.

Rob learns to blow fire 28.06.2024

Rob burns down a bank accidentally

Mark lights Rob's loin cloth on fire 26.06.2024

Rob burns his special area

Rob likes to do the robot in front of a mirror 24.06.2024

Rob sings staying alive in falsetto

Rob has a big bowl of naval gravy 22.06.2024

Rob eats his naval gravy

Mark eats 10 minnows 20.06.2024

rob eats a urinal puck that was used

Rob steps on a pine cone and cries 18.06.2024

mark is pissed, rob trampled his prize pine cone.

Rob makes friendship bracelets for dead squirrels 15.06.2024

Mark tries on a friendship bracelet Rob crafted for dead squirrels

mark has a cart full of crickets 14.06.2024

mark throws crickets in rob's face

mark and Rob mean well, no they don't 13.06.2024

rob eats a can of potted meat, he is sick.

rob has burning pee 11.06.2024

rob has a penile wat issue

Mark likes to smell earwax 09.06.2024

mark likes to smell puss

rob gets his rectal glands expressed 07.06.2024

rob get his rectal glands squeezed

Rob wears a condom over his head because mark called him a dick 04.06.2024

rob wears a condom over his head to try for a world record, he lost

a trolly runs over Marks foot, he screams for 3 hours 03.06.2024

rob drives a trolly over mark's foot say it was accidental.......

bonus episode, it still sucks 01.06.2024

bonus horrible episode

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