Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Music EN ↓ 711 episodes

topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

Author

Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Category

Music

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

AFC WEST PREVIEW 31.08.2024

AFC WEST PREVIEW

Mark throws a pillow full of gravel at Rob's crotch. 30.08.2024

Rob screams after being attacked by a pillow full of gravel and piss.

Topher and Mark examine and predict the AFC EAST 29.08.2024

Topher and Mark make their season predictions for the AFC EAST

Rob uses a spit cup to wash his ears 29.08.2024

robs ears smell like skoal

Topher is back with Mark in a special NFL preview! This episode features AFC NORTH predictions. 28.08.2024

Topher is back in a special edition of NFL previews, this one features NFC NORTH predictions!

Rob smells orange peels 27.08.2024

Rob licks an orange and then smells it

Eh, it's a new episode 25.08.2024

eh, it's a new episode......

Rob finds a odd shaped footprint 22.08.2024

Rob tries to communicate with a footprint

Mark has a pet wasp that stung him 3 times 20.08.2024

marks tries to feed his pet wasp apple sauce

mark has silly putty but it is too warm and stuck on his face 18.08.2024

mark looks odd with silly putty stuck to his face.

Mark has a water balloon filled with urine 17.08.2024

Rob gets hit in the face with a urine filled water balloon

Rob wears a sheep mask to run errands 15.08.2024

robs mask looks weird but he is weird

Rob tries to look like a radish 13.08.2024

Rob likes to eat pudding

Mark has a homemade mouse trap, it snaps on his nose 11.08.2024

mark's nose bandage looks funny

rob picks his nose and people film it 09.08.2024

Rob asks for a napkin after having a sausage explode

Rob gets stung by a moth 08.08.2024

Rob thinks a wasp is a moth, it stings him.

ROB SMELLS BIRDS 06.08.2024

BIRDS DON'T LIKE ROB SMELLING THEM

MARK SLOBBERS ALL OVER THE MIC AND SHORTS IT OUT 04.08.2024

MARK RUINS HIS MIC BY SLOBBERING ON IT.

mark ignites Rob's nose hairs as a joke 02.08.2024

Rob has flaming nose hairs thanks to Mark's lighter

Rob grows his nose hairs 31.07.2024

Rob braids his nose hairs

MARK TRIES A NEW BRAND OF FOOD, FRIED ASS. 29.07.2024

ROB LEARNS HOW TO MAKE FRIED ASS

Mark cuts Robs speedo's crotch out 27.07.2024

Rob wears crotchless soeedo's

Mark puts garbage in Rob's pillow case 26.07.2024

Rob finds garbage hidden in his pillow case

Rob finds a bag of dead fish. 22.07.2024

Rob named his dead pet fish

Rob shows how to gargle jelly beans 20.07.2024

Rob chokes on jelly beans

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