Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

Two Douchebags and a Microphone

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topic driven format with odd news stories, regular features and skits. kind of a morning show vibe with more raunchy humor because it's not governed by the FCC! please give us a listen and give us input at doucheb66@yahoo.com.

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Mark Wallace and Christopher P Kemner

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

mark starts out for world record for baton twirling, rob bites mark's and the baton hits them .....both they're at the ER 08.01.2024

Mark starts on a world record for baton twirling, rob bites marks ankle and the baton hits them- they're at the ER.

Rob finds a toaster in the middle of the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car 06.01.2024

Rob finds a toaster in the road, rob throws it at mark, mark ducks and the toaster hits an unmarked cop car.

Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs away with Rob right behind him! 04.01.2024

Rob starts a new collection of gravel, mark kicks rob's prized gravel statue, Mark runs off with rob on his tail.

mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him, Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich. 02.01.2024

Mark thinks a ping pong paddle is trying to communicate with him. Rob wins a stare off with an ostrich.

mark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close up 01.01.2024

mark and rob put on clown noses and scream at people close up

Mark climbs the jungle gym and pisses on Rob, while mark is laughing rob lights marks genitals on fire. 29.12.2023

mark climbs the jungle gym just to piss on rob, rob lights marks genitals on fire.

mark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole. 28.12.2023

mark ties a cowbell on his ballsack, rob sprays ghost pepper spray on marks exposed asshole.

mark tears up Robs snow fort, Rob in a fit of rage bites mark's nose off, fun times. 27.12.2023

mark tears up rob's snow fort, rob in a fit of rage bites off mark's nose. good times

rob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle. mark screams and cries 24.12.2023

rob smacks mark in the nuts with a ping pong paddle, mark screams and cries

mark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts. 22.12.2023

mark bites rob's ass cheek then Rob kicks mark in the nuts

mark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they cry. 20.12.2023

mark n rob have very loud gas in a movie theater, a large man slaps the shit out of them, they both cry for hours.

mark get rob out of jail, mark shits himself on the way home, rob vomits on mark 18.12.2023

mark shits himself while bailing rob out of jail, rob vomits on mark.

rob has a viral video on tik tok of naked chicken clucking, rob jumps in the lake and catches a carp with his teeth. 16.12.2023

robs naked running tik tok video, rob runs naked clucking like a chicken jumps in the lake and catches a carp with his teeth.

Rob gets out of jail with a sore ass, his streaking that went bad, plus guess what Rob has in his poop contest, win pencil shavings for a year! 14.12.2023

Rob gets out of jail with a sore ass, his streaking that went bad and guess whats in Robs poop contest!

Rob runs naked through town live on air, Rob get a BB pellet in his nutsack and rob visits the ER 13.12.2023

Rob runs naked through town live on air, Rob gets a BB pellet in his nutsack, Rob visits the ER.

lots of fun talk, funny stories and banter 11.12.2023

crazy banter, fun talk and plenty of stories

crazy stuff and ideas, fun talk and other garbage 09.12.2023

crap, garbage and more shit

things overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and fun 08.12.2023

things overheard in hell, deep thoughts with mark, crazy stories and fun.

Emails, zany stories and skits and bits 07.12.2023

Emails, crazy stories, odd facts plus skits and bits

marks mean jokes vol 7 plus crazy stories and funny banter 06.12.2023

marks mean pranks vol 7 plus crazy stories and zany banter.

dear douchebags letter, Emails plus topical banter 03.12.2023

dear douchebags letter, emails plus topical stories and banter

another crazy mark story, brand new skits and plenty of gas and fun 30.11.2023

crazy mark story, webster word of the year, crazy banter and brand new skits

crazy shit like always, rob's rasslin report, invisible ass paddlins' 28.11.2023

crazy shit, rob's rasslin report and invisible ass paddlins'

crazy banter, odd lists plus the huge project 27.11.2023

huge new news plus crazy stories and weird talk

another crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of fun 25.11.2023

another crazy mark story, comedy bits and plenty of fun

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