Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this bite-size episode, we celebrate A Star Was Born and we meet Mr. Brody, the Cranky Critic! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, full Chunk, zero calorie mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Twilight, we watch Vampire Baseball ("three stakes and you're out"), and we explore an alternate reality in which the role of Edward Cullen is played by both Tommy Wiseau and Arnold Schwarzenegger.   This episode contains spoilers for Twilight. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...

Welcome to the first ever Two Chunks And A Hunk Mini-Monday! In this bite-size episode, we lay out the structure for Mini-Mondays going forward and we draft our teams for the 2019 season of Box Office Ball! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, full Chunk, zero calorie mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Merry Christmas from Two Chunks And A Hunk! We wrote you a Hallmark movie, wrapped it in beautiful audio, and placed it in your podcast feed. Unwrap and enjoy "Feliz Navi-Dad"! When Molly Anderson moves to the quaint little town of Aurora, Washington, she must choose between her cooking show and her burgeoning relationship with Aurora's most eligible bachelor, Kevin Garcia. Will Molly...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Every Christmas Has A Story; we chronicle the adventures of Hallmark Hagrid, Aunt Becky, Bargain Mike Rowe, and Ballace Shawn-Breslin; and Carter plays Pok é mon GO.   This episode contains spoilers for Every Christmas Has A Story. Obviously.   Check back on Christmas Day to hear the Hallmark Movie we wrote for you! Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Journey Back To Christmas, our Diamond Boy gets sidetracked by Taylor Swift on the way to a bite-size mini-muffin, and we get into a heated philosophical debate about the true nature of time travel.   This episode contains spoilers for Journey Back To Christmas. Obviously.   Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in Dec...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Christmas Under Wraps, we get our pendixes removed, and we have a wonderful time in Alaska with DJ, Billie Bangs, and Andy Claus (just like you do sometimes, grandpa).   This episode contains spoilers for Christmas Under Wraps. Obviously.   Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in December! Advertising Inquiries: https...

Thanks for tuning in to our bonus episode! We have loved reviewing Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and we're excited for our next series! Don't miss "Deck The Hallmarks: Two Chunks And A Hunk Presents Southern Living Presents Three Of The Top Hallmark Channel Original Christmas Movies Of All Time"! This episode contains just so many spoilers for Harry Potter and The Lord of the...

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Parts I and II); we take a listen to the new single from our favorite band, Airbrushed Mannequins; and we discuss the latest trends in purgatory fashion.    This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out...

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, we offer you some travel tips for your time in Magic Kingdom, G-Bones falls in some marinara sauce, and Jordan and Doz have a falling out JUST AS IT WAS PROPHESIED.    This episode contains spoilers for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle...

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, we play the slughorn, and we take a li'l bite of pastry with our new father, Scrub Daddy.   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, we get in trouble for cursing in middle school, and we get our civic booties out to perform our civic duty by voting for some guy's dad.   This episode contains spoilers for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://re...

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we are offended by a terrible performance from Daniel Cradcliffe, and we are truly spooked to our very souls.   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, we just really don't want to miss even one thing, and we learn some truly life-changing information about one of our favorite actors.   This episode contains spoilers for The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

In this episode of Two Chunks and a Hunk: we review Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, we learn to be responsible when impersonating Voldemort in front of a bathroom mirror, and we stop by Objectification Station on our way to re-dancetroduce ourselves to a fiery-feathered friend.   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://...

Join us as we celebrate our first birthday by taking a walk down memory lane in this SPECIAL MINI-EPISODE of Two Chunks And A Hunk. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we review The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies.  We also offer our official stance on a popular Instagram filter, and we are invaded by a horde of Dumb Diesels.   This episode contains spoilers for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk, we review Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, we fiercely debate what kind of grandfather Dumbledore is, and we witness the very worst Shrek impression in the history of the spoken word.   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: http...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - we donate to the most inspiring charity, Boings for Bombur - we explore an alternate universe in which Bilbo is played by Martin Short and Sting is played by Sting   This episode contains spoilers for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets - we sing some magical country music, courtesy of Toby Keith and Magic Willie Nelson - we hear the majestic cry of the phoenix   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.c...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - we sing large portions of the Lord of the Rings soundtrack - we discover where Gollum has been keeping the Ring   This episode contains spoilers for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone - we make special accommodations for our friends across the pond - we are visited by Jimmy Stewart   This episode contains spoilers for Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this special mini-episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - We say thanks - We announce stuff - We do a dumb voice   This episode contains no spoilers but it does contain SO MUCH VIN. Listener discretion is advised. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review Fate of the Furious after a VERY SPECIAL GUEST INTRO - we pay a visit to Eyebrow Rock - we play Nuclear Football   This episode contains spoilers for Fate of the Furious. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: - we review Furious 7 - we are treated to a very special performance by Cardboard City - we keep doing that dumb Vin Diesel voice   This episode contains spoilers for Furious 7. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy