Two Chunks And A Hunk

In this spoiler-filled episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Captain Marvel, we take a deep dive into the ways we visualize time, and Doz deeply hurts Ben Mendelsohn's feelings.   This episode contains spoilers for Captain Marvel (and Avengers: Infinity War). Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate the birth of some rare March Stars, we discuss Amazon's new Lord of the Rings series, and we promote our favorite types of pokey throat water. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Green Book, we choose sides in the forthcoming trashcan wars, and Jordan invents the worst ever character during Shoutnouncements.   This episode contains spoilers for Green Book. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we spend time talking about the funny Bazinga thing Sheldon says, we rank some sports movies, and we introduce a new segment, I Have A Bad Feeling About This! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Run The Tide, we protect the plate (we totally know what that means), and we almost get arrested by the Fart Police.   This episode contains spoilers for Run The Tide. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's all about the Oscars. Our podcast has been invaded by the glitz and the glam of the biggest night in movies. We also get a Box Office Ball update and celebrate the Birth of a very special Star. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircl...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Abduction, Carter returns from the Magic Stinkdom, and we discover the identity of the true Burger King.   This episode contains spoilers for Abduction. Obviously.     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, it's here. It's what you've been waiting for. The official* 2019 Grammys Analysis Podcast. Also in this episode: some wickedly talented stars are born and we rank the Batmans. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! *very unofficial Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcir...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl 3D, we grow "all kinds" of fins, and we dunk all over a second grader who has written more movies than we have.   This episode contains spoilers for The Adventures Of Sharkboy And Lavagirl 3D. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/pri...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we're coming to you live through a mouthful of Walmart donut, and we spend some time ranking The Punchboys. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review the second part of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, we talk about CGI Röneeesme face, and Jordan and Doz give Carter the best/worst surprise of his life.   This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 2]. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we celebrate some Stars That Were Born and we help you pick a streaming service, all while being thoroughly spooked by another night time recording session. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review the first part of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, we visit the WiiSports Resort, and we must name our imaginary daughters according to the Renesmee Naming Convention.        This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn [Part 1]. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redc...

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we play Funbers, some Stars Are Born (and one goes supernova), and we talk about our favorite actor, Roomba. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode!     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, we join Jaden and Willow to become New Age Vamps, and we learn about the A's and the B's of WiiSports.   This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-sized Mini-Monday, we earn some Box Office Ball points, we discuss the new Far From Home trailer, and we discover that we can't do Keanu impressions. Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, zero calorie, full Chunk mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review The Twilight Saga: New Moon, we analyze the animorphing powers of werewolf jorts, and we read the most bizarre actor biography to ever grace the pixels of IMDb.   This episode contains spoilers for The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this bite-size episode, we celebrate A Star Was Born and we meet Mr. Brody, the Cranky Critic! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, full Chunk, zero calorie mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Twilight, we watch Vampire Baseball ("three stakes and you're out"), and we explore an alternate reality in which the role of Edward Cullen is played by both Tommy Wiseau and Arnold Schwarzenegger.   This episode contains spoilers for Twilight. Obviously. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://r...

Welcome to the first ever Two Chunks And A Hunk Mini-Monday! In this bite-size episode, we lay out the structure for Mini-Mondays going forward and we draft our teams for the 2019 season of Box Office Ball! Tune in every Monday for a new bite-size, full Chunk, zero calorie mini-sode! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Merry Christmas from Two Chunks And A Hunk! We wrote you a Hallmark movie, wrapped it in beautiful audio, and placed it in your podcast feed. Unwrap and enjoy "Feliz Navi-Dad"! When Molly Anderson moves to the quaint little town of Aurora, Washington, she must choose between her cooking show and her burgeoning relationship with Aurora's most eligible bachelor, Kevin Garcia. Will Molly...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Every Christmas Has A Story; we chronicle the adventures of Hallmark Hagrid, Aunt Becky, Bargain Mike Rowe, and Ballace Shawn-Breslin; and Carter plays Pok é mon GO.   This episode contains spoilers for Every Christmas Has A Story. Obviously.   Check back on Christmas Day to hear the Hallmark Movie we wrote for you! Advertising Inquiries: https:/...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Journey Back To Christmas, our Diamond Boy gets sidetracked by Taylor Swift on the way to a bite-size mini-muffin, and we get into a heated philosophical debate about the true nature of time travel.   This episode contains spoilers for Journey Back To Christmas. Obviously.   Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in Dec...

In this episode of Two Chunks And A Hunk: we review Christmas Under Wraps, we get our pendixes removed, and we have a wonderful time in Alaska with DJ, Billie Bangs, and Andy Claus (just like you do sometimes, grandpa).   This episode contains spoilers for Christmas Under Wraps. Obviously.   Join us for more installments of Deck the Hallmarks every Tuesday in December! Advertising Inquiries: https...

Thanks for tuning in to our bonus episode! We have loved reviewing Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and we're excited for our next series! Don't miss "Deck The Hallmarks: Two Chunks And A Hunk Presents Southern Living Presents Three Of The Top Hallmark Channel Original Christmas Movies Of All Time"! This episode contains just so many spoilers for Harry Potter and The Lord of the...