Twisted Teatime

Hello kitties! Here we are with the third and final part of our grand finale where we dive into chapter three of "The Call of Cthulhu." We even have a special guest in this episode! Oh, I also speak of future plans, recent irksome happenings, and of course how episode two doesn't exist. So sit back, relax, enjoy a goblet of wine, and listen to episode 138, Finale: The Call of Cthulhu Pt 3: The Mad...

Hello kitties! Here we are with the second part of our grand finale where we dive into chapter two of "The Call of Cthulhu." I also go a little more in depth into the origin of the podcast (who doesn't like origin stories? Except for Spider-Man ones, tired of those dammit), and I introduce you to a Podcast some of you may or may not have heard about yet. So sit back, relax, enjoy a goblet of wine,...

Hello Kitties! It's been a long year, and I must say, season one of Twisted Teatime has gone better than expected. Sure, there have been some rough patches, but we persevere and continue in this labor of love. So as Season One of the show draws to a close, I'm going to consider the next few episodes to be the finale, and we'll start with some H.P. Lovecraft. Our first #Lovecraft tale is, indeed, h...

Hello Kitties! This is the complete episode 135, which had been split into two separate episodes. So here you go! In tonight's #horror story we explore a phenomenon called the #Mandela Effect, a sort of collective mis-remembering of facts, or might it be the #multiverse trying to mend itself? Well, you can decide for yourself, until then, listen to the first half of tonight's #creepypasta tale of...

Hello kitties, I'm baaaaack! After a small hiatus I return with a couple #classic #horror stories dedicated to the very reason I disappeared. See, my furry feline friend passed away not too long ago, and well, quite frankly, my host body sort of fell into a morose state of lethargy. After I finally snapped him out of it, we decided it would be a good idea to tell some #cat themed tales of terror!...

Hello Kitties! For tonight's episode, we return to the #Creepypasta we began in episode 31, Anhedonius, there we met a heroin addict named David, he caved in to that demon on his back and went to his dealer to get his fix. While there, two large and armed agents of Mercer Pharmaceuticals became quite insistent he get injected with something blue, along with a horse tranquilizer for good measure. T...

A lost backpacker finds his way into my valley and meets one of the dangerous inhabitants therein. Doing the understandable thing, he runs, right to *my* cabin! How lucky for him, right? At least until he makes me spill my drink... Tonight's episode of Twisted Teatime brings us a guest #Storyteller Stories Fables Ghostly Tales! He shares a couple of #Creepypasta #stories to attempt to buy himself...

Good evening Kitties! Tonight, let's take a walk through the city and discuss the #story of one David, he's not at the best place in his life right now, his relationships have shriveled up, he's barely able to play in his band, "Chance", oh, and he'd rather spend the last of his money on #heroin rather than anything else. As he states, his #addiction should follow one of two paths, getting clean,...

Ah, smell that air? Dead fish, the salty sea air, seagull poop. Pairs well with rum, if I do say so myself! *sip* Ah! Nothing like the coast to freshen the senses. The ocean, the sea, or really any large body of water, has always been a source of mystery to human kind. They are home to many myths, legends, and superstitions that have been around since you fleshy mortals first tied a bunch of wood...

Hello Kitties! Apologies for the late episode. I was having trouble sleeping. No, no #Dreams or #Nightmares, at least none of my own. See I got to be something of an observer to the nocturnal #stories of others, and let me tell you, there was much #horror in those dreams. Tell you what, listen to the show, it's easier that way. Today's stories are the following #Creepypasta tales: "Desert Dream" b...

Tonight’s tale was written by an author from across the pond, so before I introduce the story, do bear in mind that whenever they mention a ‘torch’, they don’t mean a stick on fire, but a flash light, just to clear up any confusion. Meow, in this particular story, we find a family going to vacation in a summer home by the woods. A classic setting for a monstrous tale. One boy, Marty, finds the woo...

Tonight we rejoin our odd trio as they learn the dangers of alternate dimensions and are eventually forced to dive back into the second half of Matt Dymerski's “The Back Paths” Stories: "Creeping Silence" by M59Gar http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Creeping_Silence "Game's End" by M59Gar http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Game%27s_End Original Content is Copyright 2017 Z.P. Gowdy Twisted Teatime is...

Tonight’s story is a bit of a lengthy yarn. So it might take a couple sessions to tell it, but do not fear, it’s a good one! See, there is a theory, one talespinners have worked with many times, that there are other worlds than these, worlds that are different, yet similar. Worlds you might even be able to get to if you want, but most often you stumble on them, when you’re least expecting, and lea...

Good evening kitties! Oh? You have trouble sleeping? Well why didn’t you say so! Usually just listening to the rain in the valley hitting my rooftop is enough to lull me off to slumber land, but sometimes a little more is necessary, booze, music, purrrrhaps even… stories. Stories: "Waking Nightmares" by Teddy http://www.creepypasta.com/waking-nightmares/ "The Shadows of Samuel Craven" by Michael W...

I know it's a bit early in the season, but the weather in this little valley has been quite pleasant, and out here you can see those stars piercing the vast shroud that is the void that threatens to engulf us all. Beautiful no? Well sit down with me by the fire as I spin a few yarns of terror and suspense! Stories: "I'm Downstairs" by Matthew Stacks https://www.creepypasta.com/im-downstairs/ "The...

Enjoy a story from a true monster's perspective. Story: "You Will Pay" by Sienna https://www.creepypasta.com/you-will-pay/ Music: Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com Narrator: Z.P. Gowdy It's short, just listen kitties, and know what a true monster things.

Welcome back kitties! Sit yourself by the fire, get comfortable, for we are about to conclude a story that has been told over the course of four past episodes, and tonight marks the fifth and final stretch of the tail. Our protagonist has been piecing together the memories of his past, some he has blocked out, others were simply obscure, and still others he had no idea were connected on account of...

Hello Kitties! Meow, tonight we continue the Pen Pal Saga. Where our protagonist has been piecing together events from his childhood, events he had blocked out, forgotten, or simply hadn’t realized were connected until he began his personal investigation. Most of these stories were from his younger years, occurring around the time he was in kindergarten or the first grade, but in this chapter, we...

Come in and join me for two stories, a cautionary tale about internet safety, and a continuation of the Pen Pal saga. So sit down, relax, warm yourself by the fire, and drink something warm with a kick. Stories: "A Story to Scare my Son" by OvenFriend http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/A_Story_to_Scare_My_Son "Pen Pal" Part Three "Maps" by 1000Vultures http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Penpal#Maps...

Good evening kitties! Apologies for the late post, this was meant to go up on Sunday, but I wound up finishing up the revised first episode instead. In tonight's episode we experience the power of the mind as one man soon learns the dangers that happen when he starts working for an organization that walks him through the creation of a "Tulpa". Our next story is a continuation of the Pen Pal saga,...

Hello kitties! How much of your childhood do you remember? Really remember? When you look back on the memories of the past, what stands out? Do you look back and imagine an imaginary friend and now understand they were just your stuffed bear? Or perhaps you recall something bizarre, something sinister, with crystal clarity with your more seasoned brain? Well tonight we have two stories that explor...

Hello Kitties! Tonight’s tale, is by one Brian Russell, and tells of a man named David Williams, who hears from an old druggie friend about a deal he can’t pass up. There is a haunted house not far from where he lives, and if you make it through all nine rooms, you get a $500 prize! Now his druggy friend Peter couldn’t make it, but surely David can succeed where his friend, the heroin and who-know...

You're on a long journey to your late Aunt's home to get something that is rightfully yours on account of her snatching it up. The long drive is long, and you take a wrong turn, figuring to make the best of a bad situation, you stop at a bar, have yourself a drink, and try to order a tenderloin sandwich. Then you leave, and go on your way... unless your Dan, he's not so lucky, he doesn't even get...

Good evening kitties! This is a longer story, so you don't get quite as much chat time with me as you might like, sad I know. However it is a rather special tail, one that involves a building in Westlake, built in the 1970's. One that used to be an old section 8 apartment complex. One where a certain police officer experiences a number of odd encounters in. A building that is now a Skilled Nursing...

Good evening kitties! Tonight we explore a delightful tail by NickyXX about what happens when a building, not some old mansion, but a dive, is haunted by a malevolent force. I bring you NickyXX's "Slum"! Support "Twisted Teatime" on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/themadcatter Original Content is Copyright 2016 Z.P. Gowdy Twisted Teatime is Produced by Z.P. Gowdy Executive Producer for RenagadeRadio.c...