Twisted Teatime

In this episode of Twisted Teatime we explore a short story by Certain Shadows about a wealthy bully moving to a small town and how he handles "Hurricane Season"

Good evening my Creepy Kitties. Here's a holiday special! I have to run or I'd write more. My Christmas Tale - by: Icydice https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/My_Christmas_Tale Music by: Myuu and Kevin MacLeod I would love it if you went to www.dryadtea.com and supported them, they have wonderful blends of tea and I can't recommend them enough! If you want to support me and my mischief on a financ...

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see get a Halloween Special less than 24 hours after my last episode, you should feel special. YOU ARE SPECIAL! This is "John Rash Remains", by MakRalston, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/John_Rash_Remai...

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the conclusion to this bleak trilogy from none-other than God itself! So surely this will be a happy fun time! This is "Job's Ashes", part three of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypa...

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see what happens when an incel turns to the occult to get revenge for his own inadequacies. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/...

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter, here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! In tonight's yarn we see the consequence of our last episode. This is "Abraham's Dagger", part two of three by the author EmpyrealInvective, find the original and more of their stories here: https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Abraham%27s_Dagger Music is by Monument Studios htt...

Good evening my creepy kitties! I, The Mad Catter, am back! I bring you a brand new episode of Twisted Teatime as part of my relaunch of this podcast. I know I haven't been around since Halloween, but life has been raining lemons and nobody seems to want to buy lemonade! In tonight's story, our protagonist just wants to beat the heat and visit his family, but traffic is a separate layer of hell un...

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And just in time for Halloween. Tonight's yarn is spun about an ancient creature, a monster you might say, who finds their friends have left him behind out of fear of the encroaching humans. They're too stubborn to leave, despite humanities greatest weapon. Purrrhaps they'll perish, or perhaps they'll find a new calling. "I am Halloween" by Natron25 https://creep...

Welcome to Twisted Teatime Presents: Terminus 23. This is a preliminary broadcast, a short tale told by our enigmatic Host as he drifts among the stars on board haunted station Terminus 23. It is also Terminus 23 day as I upload this, granted it is nearing the end. So sit back, warm up a mug of caff, and enjoy. Story: "The Limitless Dimension" by LethalPen https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_L...

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! It's been awhile, but here I am to bring you a Halloween episode! Well, a day late and a dollar short for actual All Hallows Eve, but right on time for All Hallows in general! So, what if that season never ended? “Oh!” I hear some yuppies shout in excitement “You mean pumpkin spice lates forever?!” “Nay,” I say, “I mean a world of constant rot! And in this autumn...

Hello my creepy kitties, I'm back! And I'm here to bring you two tales from the terrific Tungaskan Fiend! Tonight's episode brings you a yarn that would have Schrodinger spinning in his grave! What if objects left unobserved became aware? Find out in "Object in Stagnation Consciousness"! https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Object_in_Stagnation_Consciousness Next we hear the graphic tale of a fathe...

Good evening my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, back with another episode of Twisted Teatime! As summer finally turns to fall, we return to the author SkullMunch's work, who you might recall from the Hollowroots story "A Dip in Lake Nigeros". Well SkullMunch, I'm sorry it took this long to narrate, but here we finally are. Anyway my creepy kitties, I hope you enjoy the stench of "Fresh Ro...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight we discuss why it's important to wear sunscreen should you decide, against all conventional wisdom, to go outside in this hideously beautiful and roasting weather. Story: "Sunburn" by Stovenoven https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Sunburn?so=search Music by: Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu Kevin MacLeod - https://incompetech.c...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about basement's damp and dark, so sit back and enjoy this evening's tail. Story: "There's Something Wrong with the Basement" by Empoleon'sTardis https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/%22There%27s_Something_Wrong_with_the_Basement%22 Music by: Myuu - https://soundcloud.com/myuu The Twisted Teatime Theme is: Intended F...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I spin a yarn about out of place things found in the forest, namely: Mannequins! So pull up a chair, grab a mug of something tasty, and enjoy! Story: "Mannequins in the Woods" by kittymaine https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/qksbue/mannequins_in_the_woods/ Music by: Kevin Macleod - http://www.incompetech.com CO.AG - https:...

Good evening my creepy kitties, blessed yule, and a happy new year! I know, I know, I didn't release a Christmas track on Christmas, but I was busy living that lifestyle of debauchery I love so much. So while it's a few days late, it is still technically Yule, so sit back, relax, and enjoy a bit of holiday horror with I, your host, The Mad Catter! Holiday Story: A Painted Christmas (Author Unknown...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, The Mad Catter! Tonight I am posting a new episode of Twisted Teatime, but taking a different approach. Since I have a hard time posting episodes with multiple stories, I'm just going to try and post episodes with one story each. If I do this well, I should be able to post far more often, as I won't feel as overwhelmed as I usually do. So, sit back, rel...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers, The Mad Catter! I've been dealing with that malodorously morose spirit Lugube, who has been nothing but trouble these past six months! However, I do believe I have a handle on it this time, in fact, you should have a listen and see how it all plays out, since keeping it locked up is proving less than efficient. In fact, it's kind of helpin...

Joyous Yule my creepy kitties! For tonight holiday special I present not one, but two tails for all of you! Our first one is a wholesome and pure variant of a timeless classic called 'Twas the Fright before Christmas and our second is a return to one of our favorite festive fiends in A Krampus Carol! So sit back, relax, enjoy a mug of hot rum filled wassail, and have a listen! Stories for this epi...

Hello my creepy kitties! It is I, your host, Mr. Whiskers the Mad Catter, Here to bring you another episode of Twisted Teatime! For tonight's episode I present unto you three tails of horror and woe! Edgar Alan Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death" Z.P, Gowdy's "The Whisperer of Nightmare's" And Certain Shadow's "The Children of Woodharrow Park" So sit back, relax, enjoy a cup of tea, coffee, or wha...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! Hello my creepy kitties! While it is a little later than I hoped (wanted to release it at least a couple days before Halloween, but, well, it was really long!) here it is, at last, the final episode of the season and of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath"! Music: Jonathan White https://soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin MacLeod www.incompetech.com CO.AG...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! I have returned! Hopefully for good... Lugubriousness is a little bastard but you'll learn all about that in this episode. Hopefully I can finish off "Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" and kick off Season 4 in proper style. Anyway, enjoy! And I hope you never have to wait so long to hear from me again! Music: Jonathan White https://www.soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin Ma...

Good evening my creepy kitties! After Holiday revelry, followed promptly by anti-unbirthday-revelry, I've finally recovered enough to bring you the latest episode of Twisted Teatime! So join us as we see where the dreaded and silent Night Gaunts take Randolph Carter, and find out if he escapes their clutches in order to return to his ill-advised quest in the latest addition to H.P. Lovecraft's "Th...

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and discover the truth behind Santa and "The Naughty List" Story: The Naughty List Written by: RedNovaTyrant https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Naughty_List Poem: Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft Music Used: Myuu: @myuu "Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)" "Winter Trouble" "Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version)" "Snow Wonders" Kevin Macleod: www.incomp...

Here's a story for this, the twenty-fourth day of Halloween! (Better late than never) Story: The Night Wind http://holyjoe.org/poetry/field2.htm Author: Eugene Field Narrator: The Mad Catter Music: Kevin MacLeod: www.incompetech.com Shadowlands 4 - Breath The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, Season Three is copyright 2019 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective autho...