Twisted Teatime

Good evening my creepy kitties! In this latest chapter of H.P. Lovecraft's "The Dreamquest of Unknown Kadath" we find Carter waking up after his foolish acceptance of the wine offered by the unsettling merchant. What trouble has he gotten himself into and how will he get out? Well, sit back, relax, enjoy a hot mug of tea, and listen as Lovecraft puts the "Weird" into "Weird Fiction". Regards, The...

Good evening my creepy kitties! I'm baaaack! And tonight I bring you a new episode of Twisted Teatime, the continuation of H.P. Lovecraft's "Carter" stories, which I bring to you via his earliest story! So sit back, have a hot cup of tea (plus whatever you wish to add, nudge nudge, wink wink) and have a listen. Regards, The Mad Catter! Music: Jonathan White soundcloud.com/angels-of-despair Kevin M...

Hello my creepy kitties! After a long hiatus, I present the very first episode of season three. I'm keeping things brief because kids and adults these days have a poor attention span. It's a story about the apocalypse. Enjoy. Story by: Connor Brown Narrated by: The Mad Catter The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respecti...

Hello my creepy kitties! This isn't an intermission, just a sample of my new recording equipment and the sound quality it produces without nearly so much editing as my previous work required. No sound effects, no frills, just a recitation of a classic poem. So without further ado, I present unto you, "The Conqueror Worm" by Edgar Allan Poe

Hello my creepy kitties! Today I bring you the complete Seaon 2 Finale! In it, I've compiled all three parts of "The Day of the Worm" into one episode for your enjoyment. Stories: The Day of the Worm The Squire and the Black Scroll The Maiden and the Lost Villagers Author: Killahawke1 Art by: Killahawke1 Links: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Day_of_the_Worm http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The...

In this, the final part of the "Day of the Worm" trilogy, we see a young but skilled maiden as she returns home to bury the dead. What would be an otherwise simple, albeit sorrowful task, is tainted by the Worm's corrupting touch. In this final tale of the dark fantasy trilogy, we get to hear the excellent narration of the fantastic Lady Mcreepsta! Please take a look at her channel in the links be...

In this, the second part of Twisted Teatime's Season Two Finale, we meet Edwin, a young squire tasked with protecting an artifact of the foulest evil. Story: Day of the Worm Part 2: The Squire and the Black Scroll Author: Killahawke1 Art: Killahawke1 http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Squire_and_the_Black_Scroll Narrated by: Z.P. Gowdy Aliadria voiced by: Amy Faust The Goddess: Zombiecorn Tales...

In this, the first part of Twisted Teatime's Season Two Finale, we are introduced to an outsider about to take a journey to a land threatened by a darkness from beyond the stars! Story: Day of the Worm Author: Killahawke1 Art: Killahawke1 http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Day_of_the_Worm Narrated by: Alex the Alien The Goddess is voiced by: ZombiecornTales https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCffXJxNM...

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and listen to a dark holiday faerie tale written by the fantastic Killahawke1! Story: Santa's Other Workshop by: Killahawke1 http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Santa%27s_Other_Workshop Poem: Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft Music Used: Myuu: https://soundcloud.com/myuu "Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)" "Winter Trouble" "Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Versio...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we meet three young men as they celebrate the impending marriage of one of their trio, however they find their celebration interrupted by something that doesn’t appreciate their inconsiderate party habits. Then we meet The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are ob...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we return to Hallowroots and meet Cooper, a middle school boy who has fond memories of stories his late Grandfather told of the thrill of taking "A Dip in Lake Nigeros" The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we return to Hallowroots and meet Brian, whose marriage isn’t doing so hot, as he takes his kids on a family trip to some town called “Hallowroots” Suffice to say, he learns a whole new definition of the term “Tourist Trap”. The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we pause our regularly scheduled program, to bring you three of the Brother’s Grimm’s Grimmest! Faery Tales without the Disney filter most of you grew up with. So sit back, relax, and enjoy our little… Intermission. (Complete with bloopers!) The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respect...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we meet David, a custodial engineer for the infamous Intra Inc. He’s a reliable worker, in that he is just suicidal enough to be the one to handle the various messy problems that crop up rather often for the most powerful company in Hallowroots, and so in tonight’s tale, we see how he deals with something called a “Lamprey Spider” The Mad Catter Presents: Twiste...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we continue our exploration of the town of Hallowroots, and follow stories of desperate vigils against the darkness, and a rather ingenious method of gathering meat for the town to consume. The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission,...

In this episode of Twisted Teatime, we continue our exploration of the town of Hallowroots, and follow the story of a a P.I. of a different sort, a Paranormal Investigator, on a case at the local insane asylum! The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commo...

In this episode we are introduced to the town of Hallowroots and hear two stories about those who have entered said town, and have taken their scars. The Mad Catter Presents: Twisted Teatime, is copyright 2018 by Z.P. Gowdy. All stories are the properties of their respective authors, and are obtained via direct permission, creative commons, or they are public domain. Stories used in this episode:...

Good Evening my creepy kitties! For this episode, we are reading a short story from an anthology of tales published by Mad Girl's Publishing called "Hair Raising Tales of Villainous Confessions" While I had other plans for this episode, things didn't work out as smoothly as I had hoped, so the new series of narrations will have to wait until next episode, until then, enjoy this yarn by my friend K...

In tonight's episode of Twisted Teatime, I tell you all why we should Burn the Books! "The Book of Names" by Author Unknown http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Book_of_Names "If You Find a Book Called "The Tale of Roly Poly," Don't Open It, Don't Read It" by Clarimonde http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/If_You_Find_a_Book_Called_%22The_Tale_of_Roly_Poly,%22_Don%27t_Open_It,_Don%27t_Read_It "Jason...

Hello my creepy kitties! It's National Fairy Tale Day... or it was about a half hour ago on the West Coast... whatever. Anyway! In honor of that, I tell a fairy tale, I plug fairy tale related things, oh, and I finally finish the Bedtime Saga! Bringing you the stunning conclusion to the five part series! So sit back, sip a hot mug of tea, and enjoy Twisted Teatime! Tonight's Stories are: "The Comp...

Hello my creepy kitties! I'm back! For tonight's episode we explore three stories. The first involves a man who must heed a demon's advice and "Don't Wake Up", then we find an obsessive man who believes that "Doors were Made to be Open", and last we continue our journey with the "Bedtime" saga. Tonight's Stories are: "Don't Wake Up" by: DamnedEyes http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Don%27t_Wake_Up...

Good evening kitties! I apologize my creepy kitties, I have been lax in my responsibilities as a teller of tales, so while I'm still unable to get the latest episode of Twisted Teatime out tonight, I present to you a poem, another entry into the Boogey Book, wherein I tell The Tale of Mister Twist! Who is nobody's *imaginary* friend! Story: "The Tale of Mister Twist" by Z.P. Gowdy Music: "Quinns S...

It's a Holiday Episode my Creepy Kitties! Come and listen! Story: White Christmas by: Ashe Abbott https://www.creepypasta.com/white-christmas/ Poem: Christmas by: H.P. Lovecraft Music Used: Myuu: www.soundcloud.com/myuu "Carol of the Bells (Christmas Cover)" "Winter Trouble" Kevin Macleod: www.incompetech.com "The Long Note One" "The Long Note Two" Bing Crosby: "White Christmas" To help the show o...

Hello my Creepy Kitties! Tis I, the Mad Catter, bringing you more terrifying tales of terrible things! Tonight we have two delightfully deadly tales for you! In our first one we explore the definition of the phrase 'Too good to be true', when a young man gets a job that literally pays to watch people sleep. Our second story is a continuation of Michael Whitehouse's Bedtime saga. So sit back, relax...

Hello my creepy kitties! It is I, the Mad Catter, here to bring you the very first episode of Season Two of Twisted Teatime! This episode we focus on what happens when the monster under the bed turns out to be very, and violently, real! I present to you Bedtime! Chapters one and two, for your listening pleasure, with the rest of the tale to be released later this month! Story: Bedtime by Michael W...