Twilight Phase

Surprise! We have a special guest on! We used to call these minisodes but what was that about? Our friend Steph is a designer in kidlit which means she knows how YA book covers get made and has OPINIONS about that pomegranate. Y'all know we do too. Come for the insider info, stay for the cover ideas Stephenie Meyer originally proposed... Send us your poorly photoshopped Twilight covers at twilight...

Hey there listeners!! We did two chapter again and WOW THEY WERE SO GOOD!!! Here's what you have to look forward to: THE KNOT. THE MEADOW. THE BUGS. THE MURDER. *THE ROMANCE!!!* Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com!!. Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

The Twilight Phase ladies are back again this week, and we read TWO chapters of Midnight Sun—chapters 14 AND 15. (Have we ever mentioned that this book is too long? We ain’t trynna be reading it for another year so expect more double-ups fam. Not sorry, not sorry) Bella discusses how she thought about getting a job in publishing (LOL), Eddie introduces us to ~the knot~, we discover that the white...

Bella skipped over all her "boring" answers to Edward's inquisition in Twilight, and Midnight Sun is here to FILL THOSE GAPS. Maya and Olivia squeal over how Bella is one of us, while Melissa claims she was a "cool uncool" person in high school...yeah, okay. Were you: A) a pretentious, nerdy loveable Bella high schooler B) a cool/uncool, super slick but secretly getting good grades high schooler o...

We start off this episode with an ALL-STAR listener letter, and then launch into an amaaaaaazing chapter. Edward's pretension reaches new heights, and then Edward reveals his true destiny...to get into high school theater. Also, is it just us, or are Edward and Bella totally vibing during bio?? Is something going on with them?  Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast...

Cool cats! The Twilight Phase ladies are back to discuss chapter 11 of Midnight Sun, and in an effort to remain more positive in her commentary, Melissa didn’t read the chapter.  Did she succeed?? Or did she just make it impossible for us to record a decent episode? Listen to find out! Also we talk about other stuff like the pervasiveness of typos in all books, and SMeyer’s struggle to write...

(BUH BUM) Welcome to tonight's episode of Twilight Phase. We discuss: WHY is Stephenie Meyer obsessed with Bella's fragility? WHAT is up with Edward thinking he can tell Bella how to feel? WHO told him that not being a murderer is some amazing moral high ground???? These questions and more at 6:00 Support us at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to tell us...

Hey fam! We're back from vacation and we aren't the only ones...Vampire Jesus is BACK AGAIN (in our inboxes) because there's plenty more to discuss. Then we read some tarot cards that were EERILY ON-POINT, LIKE TO THE POINT THAT IT WAS FREAKY. We don't discuss a chapter CAUSE WE GOTTA KEEP YOU ON YOUR TOES but have no fear, we'll discuss more Midnight Sun next week. SUPPORT OUR TAROT HABIT: Patreo...

T’was the night before Saturday, and to what did we find, but three podcasting twihards, perpetually behind.  Happy holidays, friends!! We may not have gotten a regular episode out, but we DID record a ~*CHRISTMAS*~*BONUS*~*EPISODE*~ Get a little sacrilegious with us as we discuss the most important question of our time . . . WAS JESUS A VAMPIRE??? We won’t be around next week ‘cause these po...

THE PORT OF ANGELS! This iconic chapter in Twilight is brought to life by everyone's favorite eternally moody teen in Midnight Sun. We make some BIG realizations in this chapter involving the true reason why Edward should be a vegetarian and also that he is lowkey an X-man. And possibly we give some CRUCIAL ADVICE on how to avoid New Moon happening to YOU. Because it could. Happen to you. Also Mel...

This week we pose a philosophical question: If we could have skipped this chapter and not noticed, does the chapter even exist at all? Immediately we are disabused of the notion that we might learn more about or from Charlotte and Peter, and instead get to hear more about Bella reading than we ever did from Bella. Then, surprised by ourselves, we stumble upon the deep and human relatability of Edw...

We discuss a chapter that is p thin since Bella is doing interesting things and Edward is not, we learn Rosalie's very obvious secret, and there's this whole metaphor about Bella's lullaby. Also if humans are like potatoes, why is Edward attracted to one? Email us to tell Melissa, again, that she should watch the movies (SHE HAS TO WATCH THE MOVIES) and whether you'd play Among Us with us at twili...

BLOOD TESTS, Y’ALL. You know the chapter. You know the story. But now from a WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE.  and woof fam, Eddie Boy is on a whole new level. Do humans eat lunch? Don’t ask this eboy with multiple medical degrees. Is your life worth anything if your eyes have no depth? Also don’t ask this same eboy. BUT do we have a whole new appreciation for Bella and the ~DEPTHS~ of her patience for...

Y'ALL THIS CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD. Edward gets humbled, goes to Bella's room for the first time, and then asks her on a DATE! And along the way he tells us of his many ~*~torments.  Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget our Patreon tiers are cheaper than ever--head on over for awesome bonus perks! Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Catch us on social if you want to see content w...

Is this a chapter with no flaws? Okay, not quite, because it starts out a little rough (Eddie, *we* can't read *your* mind), but in the end is it possibly the best chapter of the book?? We have multiple best sentences and not all of us can pick a worst!  Most importantly EDWARD FINDS OUT HE LOVES BELLA.  Thank goodness it's now the future #BidenHarris #sighofrelief #goodday!! Email us at...

We enter Chapter three of Midnight Sun and BOY does our boy have some ~feelings~! And he can't explain any of them! But we know what's going on—Eddie wants to SMOOCH. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, love talking about smooching, we also try our hand at ~science~ in this episode. How fast do you have to travel to be invisible?? If you're going that fast, wouldn't anyone you manhandle be...

Chapter two of Midnight Sun is upon us and WOW does anyone else smell angst up in here??? Go along for the ride as Edward lays in the snow for six days like an emo nerd, sulks around the cafeteria like an emo nerd, doesn't eat Bella in biology which is actually a real accomplishment (!!!!), and then pouts in his car for an hour like an emo nerd.  Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com ESP...

We’re back, nerds!! We had our vacation, and we’re just as grumpy and sleepy as always so hold on tight—we’re here for SEASON 3, Y’ALL! MIDNIGHT. SUN. That’s right. We read it when it came out, gave you our hot take, and now we’re gonna read it again but get DIRTY in those details. In this ep, we discuss chapter one, and WOOF surprise we have opinions about everything, including but not limited to...

We were shocked, awed, and devastated to learn that SMeyer did not invent vampire content. Hang with us as we discuss the following vamp lore!!! The Little Vampire A Discovery of Witches Vampires Never Get Old Vampire Diaries Coldest Girl in Coldtown What We Do in the Shadows Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com (‘cause I’m sure one of us will still check the ol’ inbox even though we’re on v...

We did it y’all. We finished New Moon, and we finished this season. Is this an end of an era? ~shrug~ Is this the beginning of a new, better era? ~shruggg~  But are we gonna be here for an eternity plus a marriage certificate whether you want us or not? You betcha.  But also please enjoy our voices in this, the last ep of season 2, because we ARE taking a break before we dive off a cliff...

THESE ARE THE BEST CHAPTERS IN THE WHOLE BOOK!!!! They are the culmination of hundreds of pages of angst! There's cozy post-trauma lap sitting, lots of barf-worthy gazing, and the most extra misunderstanding of all time. They DO love each other!!! Who knew? Email to tell us if you were able to suspend your disbelief over their misunderstanding at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to che...

Welcome back listeners!!! In this episode we dig deep into the endlessly interesting Volterra architecture, SMeyer's weird obsession with skin, and everyone's favorite psychotic evil vampire overlord: ARO. Basically we took issue with every aspect of this chapter and enjoyed it and ourselves immensely.  Email to tell us if you'd let Aro read all your thoughts at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com...

TWILIGHT PHASE GOES COLLABORATIVE! We're as excited as Carlisle teaching a moral lesson to announce that this is our first ever collab episode! In honor of Midnight Sun, we've joined our fellow Twilight Saga podcasters Remember Twilight? and Gender Forking to share our fave moments, play some games, and laugh. A lot. Check out their podcasts wherever you listen to ours, and follow them here: Twitt...

This is it: ITALY. We read and reread and re-reread this chapter. The YEARNING. The CLOCK TOWER. EDWARD. Is Stephenie Meyer...an action writer?? Email to tell us if you'd be a space vampire or an underwater vampire at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

MIDNIGHT SUN IS HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!! This is our spoiler-filled Midnight Sun reaction episode! 600 PAGES OF EDWARD ANGST, LET'S GO!!!! Next week we'll be back with more New Moon content, and then we'll go chapter by chapter through Midnight Sun. Read along with us and write in to tell us what you think! Don't forget to check out our perks over at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast And tell us your rea...