Twilight Phase

Our very short season of Bree Tanner comes to a close! We mourn Diego, wonder about some of Smeyer's narrative choices (who would we be if we didn't??), catch a glimpse of some faves, and await the second coming of Freaky Fred... We'll be reading MATE by Ali Hazelwood next! Don't miss it. When do YOU think Fred will return? Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Co...

Riley tells some truths and some lies about the Cullens' gross yellow eyes. The newborns have clearly never taken an earth science class and they are big dumb but NOT BREE because she's not like other [girls] newborns. Only one Bree episode left?? Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Pa...

It's episode two of our read through of THE SHORT SECOND LIFE OF BREE TANNER! It's time for the Volturi to show up and TRUSTTTT....they have practiced their choreo. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight...

We’re baaaaaack! And after many requests from y’all, we’re (finally) reading Short Second Life of Bree Tanner! And guys . . . this one has it all: crying prostitutes, zoned-out prostitutes, ANGRY pimps, STREET VIOLENCE, cheeseburgers of pain, and skilzzzzzz. What more could three junkie hoes ask for? Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or s...

Come gossip with us to catch up before our new season starts next month! Dig out your old copy of Bree Tanner and we'll see you soon! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com with your fave Olympic sport and/or butts. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and foll...

FORKS, WASHINGTON. Can you believe it?! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Ali Hazelwood put the RIDE into BRIDE with this one folks!! We discuss the final three chapters with our dear friend, special guest, and noted-werewolf f*cker: MOG. We hope this episode will turn you, too, into a knotting evangelist. <3 Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/Twilig...

Y'all, the plot is plotting. Our BAMS were BOOZLED and our FLABBERS were GASTED. Avoid spoilers for the climax (unfortunately no pun intended) by reading ahead (chapters 26-28!). Catch up before the Bride finale with a special guest! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/Twilight...

Maya: “Maybe trees ruined themselves, you ever think about THAT?” It’s time, folx. The knot is upon us. Where, you may ask? Oh ho, do we have theories, and yes, some of them are arboreal. We read chapters 22-25 of Bride, and things get . . . KNOTTY. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon....

We're reading chapters 19-21 of Ali Hazelwood's BRIDE. These chapters contain the trifecta of Melissa's fantasies: near death, bedside attentiveness, and sexy time. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow...

In this episode, we recap chapters 15-18 of Ali Hazelwood's BRIDE and uncover something that Twilight NEVERRRR could have done. We also debate the benefits of a little sexy biting now and unrelatedly, we definitely all agree that Maya was RIGHT AFTER ALL. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over a...

Things are heating up in BRIDE by Ali Hazelwood... or at least, two out of three Twihards agree. Read along with us and let us know who you agree with: chapters 11-14! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twili...

In this episode, we discuss chapters 7-10 of BRIDE by Ali Hazelwood! Listeners, not to spoil it for you, but Lowe is Edward if he weren't annoying. Also, peanut butter makes a very impactful appearance. Okay, LOVE YOU, ENJOY!! <3 Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightP...

Vampires, werewolves, humans, oh my! Mysteries deepen and fangs come out in our second episode of Ali Hazelwood's BRIDE! (Read along with us: chapter 3-6.) We canknot wait for you to join us as we explore Twilight's spiritual daughter <3 Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.c...

WE BACK. But with a Knot-Twilight subject matter?? BLASPHEME!! Don’t worry, we promise it’s still about sexy vampires and werewolves, and we scholarize thru the lens of our sacred text. (Twilight) Read BRIDE by Ali Hazelwood with US, the Twilight Phase ladies. Canknot wait to start this journey with y’all (starting with the prologue through chapter 2)! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com...

We pop in to discuss the Twilight outtakes from Auntie Steph's website (prom! extra Alice!) and remind you we'll be back in the new year to read Bride by Ali Hazelwood together, so grab your copy soon! Love ya! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate,...

Twilight family!! Twihards and Twinards, alike! We interrupt your extremely regular day to bring you long-broken Twilight news! We’re still on our break (sry, back soon), but you KNOW we had Thoughts and Feelings about that animated show announcement. And remember: as long as there be Twilight-related news and updates, there be . . . ~Twilight Phase~~~~ LOVE Y’ALL! Write to us at twilightphasepodc...

Fam!! We made it!! Here we are at the Epilogue of Twilight (for the second time) and the end of a saga! It's prom night once again, which means Bella's emotional and so are we. Don't worry, this isn't the last you'll hear from from us (obvs! can't get rid of us that easily). Stay tuned for more reviews, more roasts, and more nostalgia. Luv ya forever, The Twilight Phase cov...

Welcome to chapter 24: An Impasse aka the Official Roast of Melissa. We discuss breaking news from 2016 about Jacksonville, Edward's wet blanket-ness, and how nobody cares about Charlie, we guess! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, an...

In this episode we review Twilight chapter 23: the Angel! But of course, first we have to do a live pickle unboxing, we play guess the word count, and we also ask ourselves the big question: does Bella have a character arc? Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast....

The title we almost picked: Bella Would Die For You In this episode, we recount Bella's daring escape, and dare we say it...we owe Stephenie Meyer an apology. Because Alice's visions do kind of make sense in this chapter. Who knew!! We also talk about how sometimes, being ugly is a gift. <3 Not that you listeners would know, because you're all CUTIES! Write to us at twilightphasepod...

Welcome back, listeners! In this episode, Bella gets a Very Important Phone Call from her mom…or is it? DUN DUN DUN! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepo...

Welcome back, listeners! It's chapter 20, IMPATIENCE, and we are impatient for this chapter to end. You're in a hotel room, we get it! This episode also comes with a huge SHOCK REVEAL from Olivia (gasp!) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate,...

We’re in the home stretch, fam!! (Baseball!!) Chapter 16 is a doozy: Charlie gets eviscerated for NO GOOD REASON, Bella earns that Oscar (and Charlie’s tears), and she and Edward kiss right in front of EVERYBODY. It’s getting juicy! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhase...

The plan is apparently "maybe these aggressive vampires just won't smell Bella"???? Good thing our girl has some smart ideas, not to mention narrative agency! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @...