Twilight Phase

The title we almost picked: Bella Would Die For You In this episode, we recount Bella's daring escape, and dare we say it...we owe Stephenie Meyer an apology. Because Alice's visions do kind of make sense in this chapter. Who knew!! We also talk about how sometimes, being ugly is a gift. <3 Not that you listeners would know, because you're all CUTIES! Write to us at twilightphasepod...

Welcome back, listeners! In this episode, Bella gets a Very Important Phone Call from her mom…or is it? DUN DUN DUN! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepo...

Welcome back, listeners! It's chapter 20, IMPATIENCE, and we are impatient for this chapter to end. You're in a hotel room, we get it! This episode also comes with a huge SHOCK REVEAL from Olivia (gasp!) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate,...

We’re in the home stretch, fam!! (Baseball!!) Chapter 16 is a doozy: Charlie gets eviscerated for NO GOOD REASON, Bella earns that Oscar (and Charlie’s tears), and she and Edward kiss right in front of EVERYBODY. It’s getting juicy! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhase...

The plan is apparently "maybe these aggressive vampires just won't smell Bella"???? Good thing our girl has some smart ideas, not to mention narrative agency! Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @...

We missed you, listeners!! What's that we smell? Cinnamon? Edward's weird vampire breath? Nay!! It's plot, at last! In this chapter we discuss Billy's very reasonable attempt to warn Charlie, Edward's sexboozlization of Bella, and an important piece of vampire lore that everyone definitely agrees is true: vampires love baseball. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Jo...

We're back again, fam! And this week we're discussing Chapter 16: Carlisle—inarguably the most boring chapter of the whole book. But by golly if we don't do our darndest to make it positively pleasant! Hold on tight, spider monkeys—we're one chapter away from PLOT. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus e...

Hello listeners!! DISCLAIMER: Melissa's audio was ~*~phucked~*~ this entire ep but that's okay because in this ep we dive deep into the omegaverse (google with caution), Edward and Bella's soulmate-level relationship, and the Brady Bunch, OF COURSE. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over...

Hello, nerds! You guessed it—we're back to talk about Twilight. MORE SPECIFICALLY, Chapter 14. Here's just a ~~smattering of what we discuss in this episode: lasagna and milk (pros/cons of) Edward as an unrepentant stalker (which makes it so chill) lots of touching (BANG BANG!) having a boy in your room (when you're both aware and NOT aware) general canoodling (as it differs from touch...

ALERT ALERT ALERT it's the meadow, folks!!!! Strap in. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

You know it, we know it, Edward knows it--in this chapter, Bella suffers from some MAJOR black and white thinking! We also discuss the importance of allowing your characters to have agency--and even better, FOXES. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rat...

Well, y'all...this week we showed up, made (two-thirds of) an episode...and never hit the little red button. A first! So instead, here is 8 minutes of us apologizing, laughing slightly maniacally, and explaining that we'll be back in mid-February with the episode we tried to make this week. Love ya! In the meantime, write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us t...

GUYS EDWARD SAYS THE TITLE. TWILIGHT. THE SAFEST TIME OF DAY FOR US. (Plus he like asks a zillion questions or whatever.) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightph...

Welcome to chapter 10 of Twilight: INTERROGATIONS. And there's a LOT that we interrogate in this chapter--we continue our deep dive on Bella's deficiencies as a friend, discuss B + E's agreement to SAY that they're secretly dating, and go back and forth on who likes who more. (When obviously, WE love YOU most.) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow u...

What's up listeners!! Happy New Year!! In this episode, we revisit a TRULY ICONIC chapter. Get ready to be transported with us as we discuss that good good 2000s teen media, the transcendent high of riding in your crush's car, and THREE THINGS ABOUT WHICH BELLA IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe...

It's Port Angeles!!! Is it the best chapter ever put to paper?? We're dazzled, y'all. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Come for Bella DECIDING, NO MATTER WHAT (*judgmental side-eye*) that she's in TOO DEEP (somehow, already). Stay for our impromptu birthday roast of Melissa (luv youuuuu). Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us...

Pigeon > Turkey Gray eyes = love interest Jacob + Bella + 5 minutes = broken treaty Gossip = friendship And that's that on that. Write to us with more Twilight math at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phas...

It's time for BLOOD TYPING IN BIOLOGY which is probs the best chapter in this book (until we get to the next chapter and that other one, but then there's also Port Angeles...). Did you ever notice how hilariously bad Edward is at keeping this secret?? We're having a great time and you should def come along with us. Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us t...

Bella and Edward have electrifying, mysterious, buck wild chemistry as they talk about nothing. Incredible. Amazing. All the boys are obsessed with Bella...but we're obsessed with this book. Have questions about the publishing industry? We'll be answering some on a Patreon bonus episode, so head on over to subscribe and ask your questions. You can always write in at twilightphasepodcast@gm...

Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Remember the mystery and majesty and adrenaline rush of having a CRUSH? Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you had a near-death experience in high school, would you have been a Bella or a Melissa? WRITE to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to let us know! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon...

Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Don’t look now listeners, Edward Cullen is staring at you… Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast....

WE MISSED YOU LISTENERS!!!! We’re back with the first episode of our Twilight reread. Let’s head into the forest together

We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!) Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love triangles? What music are the Cullens listening to? Plus some book recs and theories from your fellow listeners! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhaseP...

We can’t believe we made it!! The end of the saga has arrived. We agree the ending of this is actually pretty cute, and we get a lil sappy reflecting on what this journey has meant to us. Thanks for being here