Twilight Phase

We missed you, listeners!! What's that we smell? Cinnamon? Edward's weird vampire breath? Nay!! It's plot, at last! In this chapter we discuss Billy's very reasonable attempt to warn Charlie, Edward's sexboozlization of Bella, and an important piece of vampire lore that everyone definitely agrees is true: vampires love baseball. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Jo...

We're back again, fam! And this week we're discussing Chapter 16: Carlisle—inarguably the most boring chapter of the whole book. But by golly if we don't do our darndest to make it positively pleasant! Hold on tight, spider monkeys—we're one chapter away from PLOT. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus e...

Hello listeners!! DISCLAIMER: Melissa's audio was ~*~phucked~*~ this entire ep but that's okay because in this ep we dive deep into the omegaverse (google with caution), Edward and Bella's soulmate-level relationship, and the Brady Bunch, OF COURSE. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over...

Hello, nerds! You guessed it—we're back to talk about Twilight. MORE SPECIFICALLY, Chapter 14. Here's just a ~~smattering of what we discuss in this episode: lasagna and milk (pros/cons of) Edward as an unrepentant stalker (which makes it so chill) lots of touching (BANG BANG!) having a boy in your room (when you're both aware and NOT aware) general canoodling (as it differs from touch...

ALERT ALERT ALERT it's the meadow, folks!!!! Strap in. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

You know it, we know it, Edward knows it--in this chapter, Bella suffers from some MAJOR black and white thinking! We also discuss the importance of allowing your characters to have agency--and even better, FOXES. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rat...

Well, y'all...this week we showed up, made (two-thirds of) an episode...and never hit the little red button. A first! So instead, here is 8 minutes of us apologizing, laughing slightly maniacally, and explaining that we'll be back in mid-February with the episode we tried to make this week. Love ya! In the meantime, write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us t...

GUYS EDWARD SAYS THE TITLE. TWILIGHT. THE SAFEST TIME OF DAY FOR US. (Plus he like asks a zillion questions or whatever.) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightph...

Welcome to chapter 10 of Twilight: INTERROGATIONS. And there's a LOT that we interrogate in this chapter--we continue our deep dive on Bella's deficiencies as a friend, discuss B + E's agreement to SAY that they're secretly dating, and go back and forth on who likes who more. (When obviously, WE love YOU most.) Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow u...

What's up listeners!! Happy New Year!! In this episode, we revisit a TRULY ICONIC chapter. Get ready to be transported with us as we discuss that good good 2000s teen media, the transcendent high of riding in your crush's car, and THREE THINGS ABOUT WHICH BELLA IS ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe...

It's Port Angeles!!! Is it the best chapter ever put to paper?? We're dazzled, y'all. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Come for Bella DECIDING, NO MATTER WHAT (*judgmental side-eye*) that she's in TOO DEEP (somehow, already). Stay for our impromptu birthday roast of Melissa (luv youuuuu). Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us...

Pigeon > Turkey Gray eyes = love interest Jacob + Bella + 5 minutes = broken treaty Gossip = friendship And that's that on that. Write to us with more Twilight math at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast. Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phas...

It's time for BLOOD TYPING IN BIOLOGY which is probs the best chapter in this book (until we get to the next chapter and that other one, but then there's also Port Angeles...). Did you ever notice how hilariously bad Edward is at keeping this secret?? We're having a great time and you should def come along with us. Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven! Follow us t...

Bella and Edward have electrifying, mysterious, buck wild chemistry as they talk about nothing. Incredible. Amazing. All the boys are obsessed with Bella...but we're obsessed with this book. Have questions about the publishing industry? We'll be answering some on a Patreon bonus episode, so head on over to subscribe and ask your questions. You can always write in at twilightphasepodcast@gm...

Bella almost gets hit by van, and life is beautiful. Remember the mystery and majesty and adrenaline rush of having a CRUSH? Two questions: Have we identified Stephenie’s greatest skill? And if you had a near-death experience in high school, would you have been a Bella or a Melissa? WRITE to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com to let us know! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon...

Hello listeners! In this episode we reread chapter two of Twilight! Bella, Edward, and Charlie both exhibit red flags, we ask ourselves hard questions (are we annoying?), and THE LOVE STORY BEGINS! Don’t look now listeners, Edward Cullen is staring at you… Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast....

WE MISSED YOU LISTENERS!!!! We’re back with the first episode of our Twilight reread. Let’s head into the forest together

We're kicking back with YOUR listener emails and wrapping up season five (!!!) Why aren't the Cullens tryna lick dandelions? Whatever happened with Maya's game of Survivor? What're our fave YA love triangles? What music are the Cullens listening to? Plus some book recs and theories from your fellow listeners! Join the coven! Bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhaseP...

We can’t believe we made it!! The end of the saga has arrived. We agree the ending of this is actually pretty cute, and we get a lil sappy reflecting on what this journey has meant to us. Thanks for being here

This is the climax of the book (the series??), if you can believe it (we can't). Bella's shield works perfectly therefore nothing happens, and Alice arrives triumphantly with a plot point whose monologue will solve the entire conflict. Yay! Somehow there’s only one chapter left in Breaking Dawn—come with us as we finish out this ~~~~~saga ~~~~~~~~together 🥲 Write in at twilightphasepodcas...

A lot doesn’t happen in this chapter of Breaking Dawn (this book is almost over??) but we do get the worst sentence in the whole series, probably. Tune in to hear what made us collectively gag! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Welcome back listeners!! It's time to talk about how Aro is highkey a great villain, the vibes of the chapter are immaculate, and also how somehow SMeyer pulled off six and a half pages of walking. Now that's art!! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tum...

Hey listeners!! In this episode we discuss Bella's flammability, her sexiness despite another head to toe khaki look, and the mysterious disappearance of Jacob. Do we...miss him? Nah!! Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

A small child receives a PROMISE RING (!!!) and Alistair's departure stirs up DRAMA. Meanwhile Bella decides having a mom doesn't sound that important anyway. Write in at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com. Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Check us out at @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com