Twilight Phase

Hi friends! Welcome to our latest guest episode! Our good friend Chance weighs in on some important questions, all based on her own life experience, like: Are the Cullens a cult? What would have to change for Jacob, Edward, and Bella to be in a poly relationship together? . . . and just how much therapy would that take? Join us for some can’t-miss stories! Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.co...

Hello, listeners! In this episode, life comes at Bella fast! Graduation is quickly approaching as is the Cullens’ plan to move against the newborn army. Renee won’t be there because Phil BROKE HIS THIGH BONE? Jacob sleeps the day away but wakes up in time to confess his love. Can’t a girl catch a break?? Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com  Join the coven at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast...

Hello, listeners! It is time to dive into the dark, uncomfy, unnecessary world of Jasper's backstory. We have BEEF WITH THAT MAN!!! We learn about the vampire wars and discuss the interesting conclusion that things...are different...in different places.  Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com  Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast  Sometimes we post to social: @Twilig...

Hey there listeners! In this week’s episode we have a great time hypothesizing about multi-limbed vamps and the murder spree in Seattle. Plus, get this… BELLA AND EDWARD COMMUNICATE!!!! Who knew? Also Bella somehow doesn't know when graduation is??? Email us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter an...

Hello friends!! Lo, we have returned! In this episode, we discuss the blatant racism inherent in Smeyer's depiction of our wolfy friends and making up false origin stories about the Quileute Tribe. Also we get deep into a debate over whether or not vampires can be injured.  Here's a few places to start your own research about the Quileute Tribe and their legends:  https://quileutenation....

We made it through the storm (hope y’all are safe, fam!) and are here to FIGHT about: Whether rats are grosser than squirrels How stupid humans will be for fashion Whether werewolf nail polish would survive transformation …But we do agree that Edward has made a 180 and is honestly super sweet in this chapter *heart eyes* Email us to take sides at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patr...

Hey fam! In this episode, we discuss chapter 9 of Eclipse, and let me tell you . . . Charlie is the WORST. Jacob is also the worst, but at least he apologizes for it. Edward is . . . not awful?? Bella also has another stalker, so things are just gettin real wild. Let us know if you ALSO think Bella should hold grudges longer at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilig...

Hello listeners! In this episode we talk about how imprinting is way creepier than it needs to be, Jacob continues to veer outside his lane at every opportunity, and Edward demonstrates MAJOR PERSONAL GROWTH??? Good job, buddy! The purpose of beds is also hotly debated.  Let us know if anyone manages to be Team Jacob after this conversation at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon...

*Content Warning* In this episode we talk about chapter 7 of Eclipse, which goes into Rosalie’s past. In case you are new to the book, or don’t remember, this means we do discuss (as gently as possible) sexual assault/rape. Please feel free to skip if you need to do so! But we ALSO talk about how beautiful Rosalie is, how RIGHT the three of us are about Twilight current events, how beautiful Rosal...

Hello, LISTENERS!! Y'all came through with your letters this week and blew this shindig wiiiide open. Also, Edward displays his biggest red flags of all, Billy and Charlie come fully into their destinies to be old gossips, and Alice (despite being psychic) really fails to read the room. Also, speaking of red flags, Edward threatens to murder Bella's friends, YIKES!  Let us know what you'd gos...

Hello, listeners! In this episode we discuss the very important philosophical question--could venom have sperm in it? Would it make more or less sense than the information Stephenie has already given us? And we learn about IMPRINTING--romantic or no? Plus...what even is a Virgo? No, really. Please tell us. Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodca...

FOLKS, our Eclipse adventure continues and we still aren't sure about these treaty deets, but we do know Jake and Bella's friendship is pretty heckin' cute...when Jake isn't accusing Bella of being a gold-digger, that is. For mortal enemies, vampires and wolves sure do know a whole lot of nothing about each other. Write to us with your plan to save the Olympic wolf at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.co...

LOL WHOOPS, didn’t post this episode yesterday (Saturday) for no good reason other than all three of us literally just FORGOT. But never late than better as we always say! And in this episode we discuss chapter three of Eclipse. Guess what, fam. The gaslighting continues. This chapter really makes us ponder the important things: Is a gaslighter a worse gaslighter if he KNOWS he’s gaslighting? Or d...

We're back with some BREAKING NEWS! We're finally getting new Twilight covers! Also, Bella gets majorly gaslit and Edward engages in some extremely bad behavior.  Write to us at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Big news!!! We're joined this episode by our AMAZING friend and listener Limi!! She tells us all about how her home country of Germany felt about Twilight, creepy German and Russian fairy tales, and has some very hot (and accurate) takes on our American abstinence only "education." Thank you Limi!! <3 Write in and tell us your Twilight/Muppet/JCoolidge casting at twilightphasepodcast@gmail.com...

We’re BACK back, y’all! For REAL real!! Vacation is done, Maya has arrived safely back into the city, Olivia has moved boroughs, and Melissa has successfully done absolutely nothing of note. LET’S GO. In this first episode of season ~FOUR~ (?? how), we finally get to read the first chapter of Eclipse! We discuss how completely incapable Charlie is at taking care of himself, how Bella continues to...

Hello friends!! We'd say we're back, but we're not! Maya's road trip was extended by some car trouble...some say she's still on the side of the highway to this very day . We'll be back next week to discuss ECLIPSE but in the meantime, enjoy these bloopers! <3  okay we miss you byeeee!!! Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @Twilight_Phase on Twitter...

We're BACK (briefly, between seasons, hello) for a super special guest minisode with new friends: Lauren and Layla, who have written/imagined/produced/scripted a (not YET actual -- we gotta manifest, y'all) Twilight TV miniseries! We could talk forever to these ladies, and we basically did. (Why do we still call them minisodes? We're fans of continuity, okay?) Catch up with the story over on Laure...

IT'S THE SEASON FINALE Y'ALL!!!  In this episode we discuss the epilogue! Wherein Edward thinks about breaking up with Bella more than we've thought about ANYTHING in our entire lives. If you want to skip ahead to where we dive into the chapter, that's at 26:00. We're taking a 3 week break! We'll be back in your earholes on May 22nd, and will be starting Eclipse in June. Write in and tel...

THIS IS THE HOMESTRETCH, FAM. Also, get it? Baseball. We read the last two chapters of Midnight Sun for this ep, which means the only thing left to this godforsaken book is the ~*~epilogue~*~ This is the penultimate Midnight Sun episode!! We get into BIOLOGY for this episode (which is different than physics, for those of our listeners who aren’t scientists), but I’ll summarize our main point for y...

This is it, folks: THE CLIMAX OF MIDNIGHT SUN. WILL EDWARD KILL BELLA? WILL HE??? Then enjoy Alice's heist-style accident/murder cover-up complete with fashionably oversized watch and stolen donated blood. Could you tell the difference between tomato juice throw up and blood? Email us at TwilightPhasePodcast@gmail.com Join the fam at Patreon.com/twilightphasepodcast Sometimes we post to social: @T...

We get REAL science-y in this ep. We discuss: the concept of beauty; smelling and tracking underwater; the plural of octopus; the speed of sound vs vampire speed vs plane speed; the durability of vampires' bodies; INFINITY; how a gas becomes a liquid becomes go-go; the logistics of police blockades; what even are emotions...a LOT! PLEASE write in and tell us how you'd want Jasper to use his power...

In this episode, Melissa makes the argument that Edward might be interested in someone besides Bella...Olivia solves the mystery of how Alice's visions work (possibly)...and Maya establishes once and for all the best use of vampire super powers. Meanwhile, does Edward seem super RUDE to anyone else??? Liiiiiike who does he think he is???   Feat. special guest Hillary Duff <3 PLEASE write i...

It’s been a rough week, fam. A lot of things suck, but white supremacy continues to suck the most. And while we, the ladies of Twilight Phase, haven’t quite figured out how to dismantle that mudder effer yet, hopefully we can bring some light and distraction. Love you, losers <3 In this ep, we cover inarguably the most boring chapter (I meaaaaaaannnn do we really gotta go through how old Carlis...

Backstreet’s back, alright! (oh my god, we’re back againnn) We took a break, Maya is now in a brand-new (to her—deffo not newly built) apartment, and we’re back with two more chapters of Midnight Sun. (This book is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo longgggggggg.) In this ep, we talk about SEX without ever talking about SEX. (SMeyer is so great at this, wild.) We disc...