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Man, when I say I am all smiles right now and eating my words... This is great news. I thought Disney would be starting from scratch with a new Mighty Ducks reboot but clearly, Emilio Estevez making the headline says otherwise. Yup, Gordon Bombay is coming back to lead the Ducks to victory once again. Only this time, they're all fresh faces. I can't wait. Enjoy, y'all.

For the life of me, I can never understand why it is so hard for horror franchises to have consistency, and continuity... It's so easy to do! In this case, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise has very little to no continuity at all, which makes each film almost feel like a standalone version. So with news of a direct sequel to Tobe Hooper's 1974 classic in the works, I tried (and almost didn't m...

Nope... You just can't recreate this. John Carpenter has put his stamp on what was based off of a classic novella, and what was made in 1982 still holds up. The 2011 prequel tried to live up, but was a CG fest, yet pretty fun to watch. But this, this screams "No" all across the arctic. This Thing (pun intended) needs to be left to freeze for another thousand years or so. Enjoy, y'all.

Possibly the most entertaining character to rock a fedora, Indy has always been a guy I root for no matter who or what he's up against... Be it traps, nazis, bugs, people snatching hearts out, or whatever. He gets the job done. But Harrison Ford is getting up there in age and with four movies in the can, I'm really hoping they get this last film popping immediately. At least within the next year o...

Anaconda is a film that could have easily been a box office flop... But with a nice blend of humor as well as horror, it's a 90s "When Animals Attack" gem. Watching bad CG ridden movies on SyFy makes me appreciate it even more, and the sequel actually. But The Meg has opened up the flood gates for more water beasts to be seen on screen once again, and Anaconda is getting the old reboot treatment....

Today hurt differently, man... It still doesn't feel real one bit. I kept it brief, but I had to show respect to a Legend (Mamba), his Legacy (Mambacita), and their Loved ones who died in the crash as well. It's a sad sad time, y'all.

Fast 9... The trailer drops next Friday, people. My brain is working both with me and against me, due to my crazed love for this epic action series. So many rumors, conspiracies, photos, posts... It all has me left with so many thoughts. I kept it brief, but you can clearly hear the concern in my voice. Enjoy, yall.

I couldn't be more excited for one of my favorite tv gems to return to the small screen... This was a pure binge session, and big creative inspiration for me all around. Surreal and awkward moments, humor galore, so much social commentary, and subtle yet stellar acting. This show has the works. So with FX blessing me with two seasons in one year, I had to talk about it. Enjoy, folks.

With the new Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends ready to wrap up the storyline with Laurie Strode and Michael Myers, there's a big question I have for Blumhouse: What's next after? There's many possibilities here... Halloween 9, a crossover film, direct sequels, etc. But my biggest dream would be to see a direct and TRUE follow up to Halloween 4. It's not hard to do. And with Jamie Lee Curtis read...

The MCU has a lot in store for the next couple years to come... From big screen characters to small screen tv spin offs, they're still in grind mode. One of the bigger surprises announced for this next phase was Blade, which I'm excited, curious, and worried about. My concerns are really minor with the exception of one: whether this new reboot will be rated R, or PG-13. I didn't rant too heavily,...

I feel like with all the Wrong Turns viewers have taken on screen, both theatrically and otherwise, people are quite tired of misdirection... But I'm actually curious about this new reboot. With five sequels in the can and the first movie being the best for me, this is a bit needed. So I do a brief history of the turns taken with the series, and a brief dive into the minor details on this new one....

I always swear that the zombie apocalypse is something I'm more than ready for, but I may not be... Should it happen today, there would be more than a few essentials I would require. Other than food, weapons, and shelter, I would need a solid rag tag group of crazies to assist me in my journey. A bunch of bad asses to have each other's backs and make sure we pupl through the hordes of undead at al...

Vin Diesel's next big character is set to hit the big screen of March this year, but the two trailers we've gotten look a bit meh... Not that I'm rooting against it but if it's going to work as something new and improved, I need that nano-tech to regenerate some excitement. Being Valiant Comics' best selling product, it made me wonder (if this delivers) will this open up a new comic universe that...

July 5th can't get here fast enough but the way my anxiety is set up, I think I can wait it out slowly... This is hands down one of my favorite shows ever. Such a showcase of talent on screen for the culture, and so much depth behind each part of it. The first two seasons were definitely memorable and with season three on the way, I'm wondering how high the stakes will be, and how much my heart wi...

Safe to say that anytime the man Tim Burton has a movie of any kind coming out, whether I get to see it or not, I'm intrigued... One of the things he's an icon at is vison and imagery, hands down. Over the years, he has provided both kids and adults with stuff that daydreams and nightmares are made of. So I decide to show my appreciation to this unique and creative mind by breaking down my favorit...

Street Fighter will always be a big nostalgic part of my childhood... From hours spent playing the video games to days spent laughing at the first movie, Capcom gave me a bunch of characters that will forever remain dope. But after a terrible origin story film for Chung Li, the property has been quiet on screen. I still have hope for a reboot, so I'm breaking down the history of the films and talk...

Humbled. Grateful. Appreciative... That is all. Thank you to my Tutor Reviewers out there.

Maaaaaan, this was like a dream to see unfold... I never thought I'd see the day when all the development hell would cease, and this sequel would see the light of day. But my prayers were answered, and I'm still a bit in disbelief. The Bad Boys are back nonetheless! This would have been an easy thing to screw up. But I have more than enough to say about it. Enjoy, y'all.

The man who broke barriers and doors down for horror cinema celebrated a birthday today... So before the night came to a close, I decided to renig on my ranking episode and do a commentary for the movie that made me a believer. While this is my second favorite horror film of all time, Michael Myers will always be my favorite slasher EVER. So I blessed the classic with my silly and informative say...

Of course the two comic book properties at large may vary in quality, but let's be real... There's NO perfect track record for either. I had to get this off my chest, and in the most unbiased way I could. Long story short, something has to give as far as the comparisons between these two brands. Enjoy at your own risks, y'all.

There have been many of many horror remakes I've killed time on and regretted, but none like this... This is a movie that goes after your heart, and swings that pickaxe dead into it with no remorse, after delivering nothing appealing at all. Valentine's Day has come early people, and believe me, I'd much rather Cupid annoy me with arrows than for a killer miner terrorize me on screen with bad exec...

We're in an era where the suffering of lack of creature features on the big screen is felt, for me at least... So I decided to pay homage to one of the big guys, who is insanely underrated due to a slept on sequel, and two more shitty sequels. So my boy Pump had to get some love on the commentary front to get love on his belated birthday week. Hope you all enjoy.

In a wake of the slasher resurgence, I never would've thought Candyman would come back to the big screen again... But it seems like people are forgetting he's even about to jump back out of the mirror on us, and possibly have us hooked (pun intended) again. Just the brand name alone is fear itself, so I'm happy as hell this is coming soon enough. But I want to know who else is excited for this and...

We got our last glimpse at the hockey masked maniac Jason Voorhees in 2009 and sadly, the property has been in legal and development hell ever since... What started as such a simple concept turn into a complex issue on more than a few fronts, and us franchise fans are suffering while Jason waits his next turn. With 12 movies down, I feel like a 13th would be more than appropriate, so I decided to...

Never have I ever wanted to do anything but visual trailer reactions but since this is an audio platform, audio it is... And Morbius is finally here, people. I've been waiting to see this for a long time, and always dug the character as a kid. So for Jared Leto to get another shot at a classic comic book character and not get screwed over in the finished product (yes, you, Suicide Squad), of cours...