Turtle War

It’s the big one friends! The crew at the Turtle War Podcast takes pride in tackling the big questions, the questions other podcasts are not equipped to handle. But this episode we needed help. So we reached out to some friends of the show and did our first ever call out episode. Because when you are playing in the big leagues you do what needs to be done to be successful, and the leagues don’t ge...

POWERCON!!! That’s right the country’s biggest toy convention just happened and your boys at the Turtle War Podcast were there in force! So, sit back and relax while we fill you in on everything you need to know about Colonel Sanders and how he time traveled to the top of his fired chicken empire. That’s right my friends, its our KFC episode.

Death. The great equalizer. The prize at the end of every persons life. We all fear it and one day we will all face it. Well, not all of us. There are some people in the world that have "cracked the code" to eternal life. I'm talking of course about Zombies!!! The living dead. These guys have discovered the secret to eternal life and they make Death look like an idiot everyday. In this action pack...

Hey Turtle War Fans you just won the lottery! Basically. It is a lottery for your ears and your brain, but mostly your heart because you are listening to episode 16 of the Turtle War Podcast ”Lottery” In this episode we tackle the topic of what to do when you have too much money, and what we would do if we ever won the jackpot. So sit back and enjoy the next best thing to winning the lottery, it’s...

Hey turtle fans, everyone in the world grew up watching and reading the classic tale of Christopher Robbins and his imaginary friends lead by a tubby little bear named Winnie the Pooh. There have been several iterations of this family classic My sister Michelle is the best ever and I think she is wonderful. She loves cats especially black cats and that makes her super cool. I’m so glad she is my s...

We all get our entertainment from the internet these days. And whether its YouTube, TikTok, Facebook or any of the other millions of sites we use, everyone is streaming videos. Wouldn’t it be great if there was a place you could go to see all of your favorite streamers live and in person! Well there is, it’s called VidCon and this year the Turtle War Crew was there in force. Join us as we walk you...

Fireworks, hot dogs and beer! There is excitement and gun powder in the air, it must be time for Americans to celebrate their independence. It must be the Fourth of July baby! But what does the Fourth of July really mean to modern Americans and why should you think of Independence Day as anything more than Will Smith’s best film of 1996? As always you have questions and your boys at the Turtle War...

Webster’s dictionary defines cloud nine as: a feeling of well-being or elation, usually used with on. Well the Turtle War Podcast defines Cloud Nine as a bad ass trampoline park that we just can’t get enough of. If you are like us and get so wrapped up in bouncing that you never want to leave than this is the episode for you!

“Inside the actor’s studio,” “Spike, Mike, Slackers, and Dykes,” “The film makers handbook.” The list of sources for getting a view into the film making process is limitless. From the storyboard to the big screen, we love to study other artists techniques. Well in this episode of the Turtle War Podcast your boys take you on a journey through the creation of an all new all original screenplay. If y...

If you are listening then you know the Turtle War Podcast has fans. And our fans have a lot of questions that need answers. This episode the Turtle War Crew takes time and answer those questions in our first Fan Mail extravaganza! 

We all love Christmas. We all love Star Wars. So why do we all hate the Star Wars Christmas Special so much? It was some of the greatest directors working with some of the greatest actors of the time, should be a slam dunk. Well never fear friends, your boyz at the Turtle War Podcast are rolling up our sleeves and solving the mystery of The Star Wars Christmas Special once and for all. 

In 1982 , Coleco Industries introduced the world to the Cabbage Patch Kids, and the world loved them. Then in 1985 Topps introduced the world to the Garbage Pail kids, and the world had mixed feelings. Then in 1987 the Atlantic Entertainment Group introduced the world to the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and the world was not impressed, maybe even a little angry. And now, on May 27th, 2022, Your Boyz a...

In this episode, the Turtle War team reviews one of the most monumental achievements in cinematic history: the brand-new Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers Movie! Disney+ took a classic we all know and love to the next level!  The Turtle War podcast takes a deep dive into what this landmark movie got right, and what it got so right we couldn't contain ourselves and had to share our thoughts with the...

I WANT TO BELIEVE!  BIG FOOT!!! The Loch Ness Monster! War of the Worlds! How to charge an iPod with an onion! #baldforbieber!!! That’s right faithful listeners, this episode the Turtle War Crew tackles one of the biggest, most dangerous forms of psychological crime in history, Hoaxes! We expose every hoax for what they are so that you can sleep at night. And you will sleep at night because t...

Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Five of the most iconic words in pop culture history. This episode your crew at the Turtle War Podcast take the magical journey down the YBR all the way to the Emerald City and discuss the magical land of Oz like never before. Lions and tigers and bears get out of the way, Dorothy is all about that Turtle War. 

Hey Turtle War Listeners, have you ever asked someone a question just to get a ridiculous answer? Like would you rather do this or do that, eat one thing or another? Everyone does it, it’s super fun. Well your boys here at the Turtle War Podcast have done it too, and in this heart pounding episode we do it right. This is the ultimate discussion that finally answers the question, “Would You Rather!...

Hey old timers, are you getting frustrated with your dot matrix printer? Tired of running out of ink and dealing with paper jams like some sort of a savage! Well throw all your antique printers in the trash because the future is here! 3D printing is no longer the stuff of science fiction. It is real and your boys at the Turtle War Podcast are going to answer all of your questions about this exciti...

MARS ATTACKS!!! And your boys at the Turtle War podcast are the first, last and only defense you will ever need as we revisit the first manned mission to Mars in part two of this ground breaking episode.

MARS! Earth’s little brother in the sky. Ever since Galileo first studied it in 1610, mankind has dreamed of walking on the surface of the Red planet. Is it possible, can we survive, what will we find when we get there. Scientists, authors, artists and film makers have theorized endlessly on these questions and never gotten any closer to an answer than Galileo did so long ago. But in this episode,...

This episode the kid gloves are off as the Turtle War Gang gets serious and discusses the pressing topic of a new Flintstones film and how it would change the world.