Turtle War

Sometimes in life you get asked a question that is hard to answer. In some cases, almost impossible, and you find yourself wondering how you can possibly provide the information required. Well Turtle Warriors the Gods of quizzes and tests were kind enough to provide mankind with a way of dealing with these impossible questions, the Multiple-Choice answer. With this method of asking and answering q...

Hey Turtle Warriors! As you all know 38 episodes ago we sat down and for a classic "Would you Rather" conversations that everyone loves. In true Turtle War Style we were able to create a series of perfect "would you rather" scenarios and thus The Turtle War Podcast, Episode 5, became the definitive "would you rather" of all time, no one would ever top it. Or so we tho...

There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly Reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they...

It’s been a long and amazing road so far in this Turtle War adventure! We have shared forty episodes with our friends around the world, AKA Turtle Warriors, and what better way to celebrate that then by talking about it. So, join us as we revisit and discuss our latest conversations here on the Turtle War Podcast. In some cases, we are more successful on the revisit than we were on the original ru...

Whether you're a skeptic seeking to unravel the threads of folklore or a true believer ready to embrace the unexplained, The Turtle War is your gateway into a world where reality and imagination intertwine. Together, we'll navigate the labyrinthine alleys of urban legends, shedding light on the dark corners and unmasking the legends that have become entwined with our collective consciousne...

Hey Turtle Warriors the time has finally come. 31 episodes ago we all visited the controversially popular “Garbage Pail Kids the Movie.” And whether you like the movie or love it we had a great time talking about it and most importantly it gave us a topic that has become a staple of the Turtle War Universe, Greaser Greg! Here at the podcast have gotten in the habit of talking about him so much on...

Spider-man Across the Spiderverse is one of the biggest movies in theaters right now. Everyone is watching this movie and your boys at the Turtle War Podcast are no exception. Unfortunately it was too big a movie and we are not able to sit down and discuss it yet, our minds are still completely blown. But don’t worry Turtle Warriors, we are huge fans of Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man and ha...

Dude, who needs friends when you have a pocket full of them everywhere you go! Hey Turtle Warriors this week we are talking about one of our favorite things. We collect them, we trade them, we play with them and put them on display for everyone to see. These little pieces of plastic and metal have helped us mold our brains into the amazing imagination machines they are today. Its hard to say what...

Hey Turtle Warriors, Its time to take a look at a topic no one really enjoys. WORK! Everyone has to work. If you want to survive in the world and have a little cash in your pocket you need to have a job. The real trick is having a job that you love. If you love what you do then you never really work right! But how can you find a job you love. Or how do you take something that you love doing and tu...

Well Turtle Warriors, Rubble Rubble 2 - Encino Grimace was such a success we had to keep the power going and jump right into the third installment of this groundbreaking series. Join us as we create the third installment of the Barney Rubble Multiverse!

One year ago, we posted the very first episode of the Turtle War Podcast, “Rubble Rubble.” In that episode we created an entire multiverse of Barney Rubbles where Barney Rubble was the most important character. And now Turtle Warriors, in this episode, we are going back. This episode has been highly anticipated. This episode does not disappoint. This episode is everything you hoped it would be. Th...

Movies. Everyone loves Movies! Whether you are talking about Citizen Kane or the debatably superior Garbage Pail Kids the Movie, they have been a source of entertainment and an escape from reality since as far back as 1888. But what makes a movie great? What keeps us coming back time and time again to watch these stories unfold on the big screen? (Or these days the little screens, our phones). Thi...

Oooooooh who lives in a Pineapple under the sea! Hey Turtle Warriors you are in for a treat this episode. Your Boyz from the Turtle War Podcast are taking a deep dive into one of modern histories biggest cultural phenomenon’s. This week we are going to discuss how an eccentric little character and all his friends have captured our hearts and blown our minds for the last 24 years. So, if nautical n...

Here we are again. Now and forever. Living this one moment over and over, cursed to relive it for the rest of eternity, stuck in a never-ending loop that never repeats itself but is always the same. What the Hell you say? EXACTLY! This week the Turtle War Podcast is tackling one of the most discussed and least understood topics in human history. That’s right Turtle Warriors, we are talking time tr...

OK Turtle Warriors this is a big one! If you grew up in the 90's or the 2000's, or if you've been a fan of Pop Culture over the last 28 years, or, we feel comfortable saying that if you've been alive in the modern world during the last 28 years then you have heard of Kevin Smith!!! In 1994 he introduced us to his cult classic "Clerks" changing the lives of a generation of movie goers and making an...

ITS 20 FREAKING 23!!! A brand-new year. What happened to 2022? It seems like it just flew by. But don’t worry Turtle Warriors, you are asking what happened to 2022 and your boyz at the Turtle War Podcast are here to tell you! Come join us as we run through one of the most exciting years in our planets history. Be prepared to laugh, be prepared to cry, be prepared to have your mind literally blown...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, The Turtle War Christmas Special!!! And for the next eleven days, you guessed it, they gave me The Turtle War Christmas Special each day!!! That’s how I know its true love. This is it crew, if you are not in the Christmas spirit yet you about to be. The Boys at the Turtle War Podcast hit it hard and go out of their way to make this holiday sea...

Hey Turtle War friends, we have been getting a lot of complaints on how we do not talk about WrestleMania enough! Well your voices have been heard and to make things right your Boyz at the Turtle War Podcast have teamed up with Dem Boyz at the All The WrestleManias podcast to bring you the first of many crossover extravaganzas! Get ready to have your minds blown, it’s all the WrestleManias!!!

"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die" Wrong as always Voldemort! Harry Potter is more alive than ever and he's here on the Turtle War Podcast! It's the Harry Potter Episode!.

Well here we are episode 25! Can you even believe it? If you go all the way back to episode 5 we did a little show called “Would you rather” and it was amazing. We answered the question of what you would do given two undesirable scenarios, sort of. Now. 25 episodes later we are taking a different approach and asking an even more important question, “What would you do”. So, get ready to have your m...

This issue your boys at the Turtle War Podcast finally get around to discussing what they should have been discussing this whole time, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! One of the greatest comic books ever that became a cultural phenomenon and spawned a number of TV series, movies, toys and more has finally reached it’s goal of a TWP episode. So pop in your earbuds and cancel your plans for the we...

This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Pumpkins scream in the dead of night!  This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, Trick or treat till the neighbors die of fright! That’s right friends it’s the Turtle War Podcast Halloween Special!!!! This is the scariest episode of anything ever! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Sports have been huge a part of society since the beginning of time. We all love sports. We love the camaraderie, the competition, the adrenaline, the joy, just everything you get when you participate in sports whether you are playing the game or cheering from the stands. And most people that love sports have been searching for a place to go where they can get all of the information about their fa...

Video games! Hey who doesn’t love a good video game? But what is the best one? What is the best way to play them? What would it be like if you were sucked into a video game like friend of the show Captain N the game Master? These are questions we have all asked ourselves at one point or another. And these are all questions that get answered right now by the video game experts at the Turtle War! Cr...

Guess who’s back? Back again! Guess who’s back! I know what you are thinking, is it Eminem? Yeah right, he wishes he had this kind of pull.  It’s your boys at the Turtle War Podcast! We are back from a short break and better than ever!!! This week is a pretty big deal for us here at the Turtle War Podcast because this is our 20th EPISODE!!!! And to celebrate this occasion we are discussing th...