Turtle Time

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Night at Mastro's" - we discuss Heather Gay saying again that she had sex with Captain Jason, the new RHONY casting rumors, and Dolores and Paulie from RHONJ getting engaged. (00:00 - 15:45). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Dr. Wendy Osefo episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition. (15:45) We then discuss part 2 of the Real Housewi...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Unflyable Meredith Marks" - we discuss Tom Schwartz' new soft launched girlfriend, Captain Jason refuting Heather Gay's claim that they made love, and Cole McBee getting engaged! (00:00 - 21:55) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 6 - "Suns Out, Buns Out" . (21:25) And finally, we recap this wee...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of "Training Days" (Season 8, Episode 2) of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Lisa Vanderpump making Ariana Madix grovel for her job back. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And i...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra Grudge Won’t Budge" - we discuss Lisa Barlow providing new evidence from Todd Newport's infamous date, Christina Applegate's strong words for the cast of RHOSLC, and a possible reconciliation for Teresa Guidice and Joe Gorga. (00:00 - 20:40). And after all of that we give our thoughts on the Emily Simpson episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition....

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "We Need to Talk About Todd" - we discuss our thoughts on the Vanderpump Rules season 12 trailer, the RHOBH trailer, Brittany Cartwright's Victorian vampire party, and JT Thomas getting the hell out of the county. (00:00 - 35:25) We then quickly discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 5 - "Alexander Hamilton's House". (...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 8 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss whether or not Dayna Kathan and Peter Madrigal made out in the bathroom at the Mondrian. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each...

On today's episode of Turtle Time -"Gretchen's Last Supper" - we start by talking about Tom Schwartz' huge kickflip outside of TomTom, the RHOC reunion trailer, Andy Cohen's Call Her Daddy interview (00:00 - 18:00) and Melissa Gorga's episode of Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition (18:10) We then discuss this week's revelatory episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19 finale) - "Ta...

Amy and Riley talk about various films for 7 minutes! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Conwyn Fraudport" - we talk about Mike Shay DJ'ing Tamra Judge's RHOC reunion party, the RHOC reunion outfits, and the RHONY reunion at Andy Cohen's 10-year Radio Andy anniversary. (00:00 - 15:00) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 4 - "The Empty Card". (15:00) And finally, we recap this week's episode of...

On today's episode of Turtle Time -"While the Wife is Away, Angie K will Play" - we start by discussing Ken Burns again, then Sean Penn again, and then Charlie Sheen. (00:00 - 27:00) And after all of that we give our thoughts on the first episode of Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition starring Angie K. (27:50) We then discuss this week's insufferable episode of The Real Housewives of Orange Cou...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "No Soup For Us" - we talk about Mr. Scorsese, the new documentary on Martin Scorsese, Richard Linklater's upcoming double feature, Next Gen NYC season 2 filming, and Heather Gay's new show, Surviving Mormonism. (00:00 - 37:00) We then briefly discuss this week's awful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 10, episode 3 - "Checking In Again on The C...

In this teaser from our Patreon recap of the Season 7 finale of Vanderpump Rules, we discuss Scheana Shay adopting Adam Spott a penguin but never giving it to him. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you ne...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "O.C., The McBee's, and Marysol's Knees" - we start by discussing Steve McBee Sr.'s sentencing to prison for two years, McBee Dynasty getting renewed for Season 3, and the US Weekly cover dedicated to RHOSLC. (00:00 - 24:50) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 15) - "Shannon Eats a Weed Muffi...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Soup Man Cometh" - we talk about Dr. Wendy Osefo and Happy Eddie being booked on felony fraud charges, Ariana Biermann and Hudson McLeroy breaking up, and the viral disinfectant ad that's "cleaning up" against the competition. (00:00 - 24:15) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "It Was Mint To Be". (24:15) And finally, we...

On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "Brittany and the Beast" (Season 7, Episode 20), we discuss Brittany Cartwright's fascination with "Beauty and the Beast" and how it applies to her and Jax's relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vande...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Tale of Julia and the Haitian Mortician" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's elimination on Dancing with the Stars after her enchanting dance to the Star Wars Cantina Theme Song, and then we break down the Southern Charm season 11 trailer. (00:00 - 18:30) We then recap the second part of the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 reunion - "Adriana's Hear...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Muzzy Dearest" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright possibly getting surgery to remove her implants, Johnny J and Alexis Bellino getting married, Southern Charm coming back for season 11, and the latest in the Scheana Shay / Lala Kent war. (00:00 - 24:10) We then discuss the season 10 premiere of the Real Housewives of Potomac - "The Second Blooming of Ashley Da...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Basquiat's Godmother" - we start by discussing Hilaria Baldwin's performance on Dancing with the Stars, Taylor Swift's potential lyrical feud with Charlie XCX, and the ongoing rivalry between Cardi B and Nicki Minaj. (00:00 - 14:15) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "Let Them Make Cake". (14:15...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Lisa Barlow's Fanciful Tale" - we talk about Brittany Cartwright biting the dust on World's Toughest Test, Shep Rose's fun birthday, Scarlett Johansson's career in the entertainment industry, the BravoCon 2025 schedule, and the RHOSLC season 6 taglines! (37:45) We then discuss this week's powerful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, epi...

On this week's Vanderpump Rules recap of the episode, "End of an Era" (Season 7, Episode 18), we discuss Billie Lee breaking Lisa Vanderpump's rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more T...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Tamra's One Hit Wonder" - we discuss Hilaria Baldwin's dancing, Dorit Kemsley's new memoir cover, and so much other news. (00:00 - 20:40) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 12) - "In Gretchen's Defense". (20:40) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episo...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Bout About Gout" - we talk about Hilaria Baldwin's wonderful DWTS performance as well as the trailer for World's Toughest Test featuring Brittany Cartwright and Teresa Giudice. We also talk about the unverified rumor that Scheana Shay is banned from The Valley season 3. (21:25) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lak...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slade Smiley Archive" - we start with the news that Summer House is getting a New York City-centric spin-off and then talk about other really pressing Bravo news. (00:00 - 29:45) We then discuss this week's episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 11) - "Shannonigans". (29:45) And finally, we recap this week's episode of The Real...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Legend of Provo Canyon" - Amy regales Riley with the tale of her going to Wolf By Vanderpump in Lake Tahoe, and then we talk about Wife Swap: Real Housewives Edition, as well as the latest RHONY casting news. (36:10) We then discuss the beguiling premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 6, episode 1 - "The Lack of Lisa". (36:10) If you enj...

On a trip to Mexico, Brittany Cartwright discusses her deep fear of heights due to her recurring Santa nightmare. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us o...