Turtle Time

Amy and Riley discuss Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's enduring friendship and hypothesize what their dinner table conversation could have been, and then they provide their thoughts on Mission Impossible: Final Reckoning. (00:00 - 9:25) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 8) - "The Biggest Snake in the Grass". (9:25) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time...

Andy Cohen discusses Jax Taylor making love to Faith at the Vanderpump Rules Season 6 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Inst...

Amy and Riley discuss Todd and Julie Chrisley's escape from prison, the new Paul Reubens' documentary as well as his legacy, Tom Sandoval being cast on House of Villains, and Kathy Griffin's reputation in Hollywood. (00:00 - 20:25) We then discuss Part 1 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (20:25) as well as this week's The Valley After Show. (01:16:35) If you enjoyed this episode and need mo...

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason...

Amy and Riley discuss how they would flop like fishes if they were WWHL bartenders. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hos...

Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50) We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become...

Amy and Riley discuss David O'Russell's latest workplace tantrum, the Summer House spin-off rumors, Lindsay Hubbard's new big apartment, Jesse Solomon on the Tink (sp?) podcast, and even more breaking news that those four news stories. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 6) - "We Need to Talk About Danny". (34:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need...

Amy and Riley talk about Lisa Vanderpump and her various accolades. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. Se...

Amy and Riley discuss the Tom Cruise's lackluster reception at the Cannes Film Festival, Lindsay Hubbard being spoiled rotten by Turner Kufe on Mother's Day, and Scheana Shay's post-Vanderpump Rules sorrow. (00:00 - 31:40) We then discuss the latest iconic episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 14 - "The One With The 9:00pm Manicure". (31:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle T...

Amy and Riley discuss the BravoCon 2025 announcement, RHONY being completely cancelled never to return, Emmy Sharrett and Will Kulp's wonderful upcoming marriage to each other, and way more news than even that. (00:00 - 30:40) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 5) - "Drunk Danny Revisted". (30:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life,...

Amy and Riley discuss the bounty of four new Bravo shows that are being bestowed upon us, the end of Sutton and Avi's wonderful partnership. the online feud between Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard, and our new sponsor - Pedigree Drizzlers. (00:00 - 40:35) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 13 - "The Changing of the Tides at the Beach". (40:35) If you en...

Riley gets pissed about Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Amy and Riley discuss Luke Broderick saying that the food at SUR is pure shit, Lindsay Hubbard teasing that she might be on the next season of RHONY, and even way more news that. (00:00 - 19:50) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 4) - "Santa Barbara Bags and White Flags". (19:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the...

Jax Taylor has a meltdown at SUR. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright ranking Jax Taylor's sexual prowess between a 2 and a 7 on Watch What Happens Live, the Real Housewives of Miami season 7 trailer, Vanderpump Villa, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 28:20) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 12 - "Red Flags and McDonald's Bags". (28:20) If you enjoyed this episode and need...

Amy and Riley discuss Dorit and PK's impending divorce, our thoughts on Vanderpump Villa, Craig Conover's favorite books, Gizelle Bryant on Watch What Happens Live, Erika Jayne getting Tom Girardi's client's lottery winnings as part of her monthly allowance, and much more. (00:00 - 40:10) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 3) - "The Boys Chat Mole". (40:1...

Amy and Riley discuss Stassi Schroeder and Beau Clarke Schroeder having sex in Hartford's ball pit after her first birthday, Fyre Festival Featuring Amy and Riley from Turtle Time, Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo's new book on the New York Times Bestseller List, Alex Baskin on the Nick Viall podcast, and even more news than that. (00:00 - 23:23) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summ...

Amy and Riley discuss George Clooney's new hair, Mia Thornton leaving Real Housewives of Potomac, Garcelle and Sutton's fractured relationship, Joe Exotic getting married, and Tom Schwartz' new podcast, Detox Retox. (00:00 - 34:30) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 2) - "The Cauchi Homestead". (34:30) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your l...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Garcelle Beauvais' exit from RHOBH, Taylor Ann Green leaving Southern Charm, Lisa Vanderpump's latest US Weekly interview, and many other updates that you will definitely consider as news. (00:00 - 29:35) We then discuss the season 2 premiere of The Valley - "What Hath Jax Wrought?". (2...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Blue Origin space flight, Coachella fever, the RHOSLC and Below Deck crossover, Tom Schwartz' interview on the E! News red carpet, The Baldwins, and so much more stuff that you'll definitely feel like you listened to Amy and Riley talk about news. (00:00 - 37:27) And then we discuss...

Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney eat pizza in bed. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Ally Lewber's interview on the The Viall Files, Seth Rogen announcing his favorite Vanderpump Rules cast member while eating chicken wings, as well as other newsworthy updates. (00:00 - 21:05) We then discuss the latest beautiful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 9 - "Breaking...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the sale of Rocco's West Hollywood and what that means for Brittany Cartwright, Paige DeSorbo's New York Times article, and even more than that! (00:00 - 15:30) We then discuss the final part of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion and our thoughts on the season overall. (15:30) And fin...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley interviewing Brittany Cartwright and Jason Caperna, Lisa Vanderpump on the Hot Mic podcast, Victoria Lee Robinson and Tom Sandoval having sex after eating oysters, and much more! (00:00 - 30:55) We then discuss the latest wonderful episode of Summer House - season 9, episode 8 - "...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart making out on the New York City Subway as well as the current slate of plays on Broadway. (00:00 - 6:15) We then discuss Part 1 of the Southern Charm season 10 reunion. (6:15) And finally, we talk about the last two episodes of Real Housewives of Atla...