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Now that's what we call news! We start this episode by talking about Scheana Shay's Shien takeover that made the front page of The Shien-Na Newspaper, Carole Radziwill on Watch What Happens Live, and Dorit's upcoming memoir, tentatively titled, Meet Dorit. (00:00 - 24:10) And then after discussing all of the news that was fit to print, we dive in to Part 2 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (24:10) I...

What we talk about when we talk about James Kennedy taking his first steps at Tiffany's. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Don’t Tell It to the Judge" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the potential Next Gen LA cast, Jax Taylor trying out a new pair of Toto's at The Valley reunion, and Scheana Shay being a New York Times bestselling author. 🗡️(25:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 4) - "The...

Cupid must be going around the world shooting his arrow at celebrities because a lot of celebrity couples were just announced - Ana De Armas and Tom Cruise, Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry, and a few others. (00:00 - 12:40) After discussing Cupid's reign, we then dive in to Part 1 of The Valley season 2 reunion. (12:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Tu...

Amy and Riley share their thoughts on Brock Davies' statement about cheating on Scheana, and are saddened by how shitty it was. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the latest revelations from Scheana Shay's memoir, My Good Side, Lisa Vanderpump's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and Michelle and Aaron from The Valley breaking up. (26:35) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, e...

We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Teddi Mellencamp almost having her house burgled, Eddington, and Luke Broderick on the Nick Viall podcast. (00:00 - 16:05) We then dive in to the season 2 finale of The Valley (season 2 episode 15) - "Thy First Stone". (16:05) And then discuss the season 1 finale of Next Gen NYC (season 1 episode 8) - "The End of Omar and Georgi...

Amy and Riley discuss Nick Alain letting his mask drop to reveal a more Slugworth-oriented demeanor. But is he more like Slugworth acting on behalf of Willy Wonka or Nikola Tesla from The Prestige? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "TAMRA SOS" - we talk about Jax Taylor not returning for season 3 of The Valley and what that means for the future of the series, and the bombshell revelations from Scheana Shay's US Weekly interview. (33:30) We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 2) - "Gretchen Revisited". (33:30) And finally, we briefly abou...

We unconventionally decide to start with news this week by discussing Sarah Jessica Parker on WWHL, Matthew Broderick's roots in Ireland, the Real Housewives of London trailer, Paige DeSorbo dating that same guy, Social Network 2, Ari Aster's next film, Eddington, and ever more than that. (00:00 - 26:36) We then dive in to this week's episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 14) - "New Rings". (26:...

When did Lisa Vanderpump lose all of her love for Jax Taylor? An excerpt from our recap of Girls' Night In (Vanderpump Rules S7 E7). If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in you...

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "There's the Golden Door, Shannon Beador" - we reckon with the horrible, earth-shattering news that Brock Davies cheated on Scheana Shay while she was pregnant with their daughter. (20:27) We then discuss the season 19 premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County - "Heather and Terry's Shitty House". (20:27) And finally, we talk about the dispiriting, lackluster...

Now there's almost too much news! We cover Erika Jayne dating Shrek (No - not the one you're thinking of), Denise Richards and Aaron Phypers getting divorced, and a little recap of Real Housewives of Atlanta. (00:00 - 24:15) We then give our full unvarnished thoughts on Bravo's newest gem, Next Gen NYC. (24:15) And then dive in to this week's explosive episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 13) -...

It's the 4th of July and it's also Miami Time again! Amy and Riley discuss all the news that's fit to print including Tom Cruise's birthday yesterday, Madison LeCroy having a baby, Scheana Shay's memoir excerpt about her affair with Eddie Cibrian, and Janet Caperna receiving death threats from deranged Bravo fans. (22:05) We then discuss this week's decent episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Ju...

Amy and Riley talk about Lala Kent and Randall Emmett's sexual chemistry. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Aca...

We feel like Frank Sinatra because we're spreading the news on today's episode! We cover Charlize Theron going to Jax's Studio City and then two other major news stories. (00:00 - 25:00) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of The Valley (season 2 episode 12) - "Out of All the Fish in the Sea, Doute is the One For Me" - in which Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick get engaged. (25:00) If you...

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all - just Craig Conover showing off a ring, and Stassi talking to Katie and Dayna on their Disrespectfully podcast. (18:15) We then discuss last week's episode of Real Housewives of Miami - "Miami in Milan" (18:15) and then talk frankly about this week's horrendous episode - "Worst Wedding Ever". (57:00) If you enjoyed this episode and nee...

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including West Wilson and Lindsay Hubbard teaming up for a mayonnaise ad, and the sad news about Dermot Mulroney divorcing his wife of 15 years. (00:00 - 22:10) We then discuss last week's episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 10) - "You've Been Served" (22:10) as wel...

For the second time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 6, episode 14 - "Watch Your Back". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Pat...

On this special episode of Turtle Time Trip, Amy and Riley recap RHONY's iconic Morocco trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Morocco trip is featured on RHONY season 4 from episodes 8 - 10. We hope this discussion will have you clomping down the stairs like a buffalo in delight. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ ...

When Stassi and her friends have an Old Hollywood party at Mama Lion's, Amy and Riley reminisce on Old Hollywood and then take a "dip" into talking about Mamaw's Beer Cheese becoming a business. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beg...

It's Miami Time! Amy and Riley discuss barely any news at all and then get right into a full-blown conversation about the legacy of Real Housewives of Miami up to this point. And then they keep running with that Miami energy and recap the delightful season 7 premiere - "MIA Back in Action". If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and becom...

Amy and Riley feel like they're Wolf Blitzer and Pamela Brown in the Situation Room with all of the latest Bravo news they cover including Lexi Wood leaving Summer House, the RHOC trailer, Rachel Zoe joining RHOBH, and Brit Eady suing Bravo for 20 million dollars. As well as the latest hair color for Julie Chrisley. (00:00 - 35:55) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episod...

Amy and Riley provide their thoughts on Tom Girardi's prison sentence, Scheana Shay's Prep-H campaign, Paige DeSorbo's new pajama line, Brynn Whitfield bailing on Bravo Love Hotel, this week's The Valley After Show, and way more than that! (00:00 - 46:55) We then discuss the Part 2 of the Season 9 Reunion of Summer House. (46:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life,...

Amy and Riley talk about Bethenny Frankel and Stassi Schroeder on the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Runway Show and hope they can get spray tans like them for BravoCon this year. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week....