Turtle Time

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and discuss the things that matter most to them - Starbucks, Rick Dalton merch, Wolf by Vanderpump, Vanderpump Villa, Loverboy, and Amy's camping trip. (00:00 - 38:37) Amy and Riley then recount their wonderful See You Next Tuesday experience with DJ James Kennedy at Sur. (38:37) And after that, they ta...

Amy and Riley are back and starting their Vanderpump Rules season 2 journey. The beginning of the iconic era. In this episode, Scheana has a horrific tooth emergency and then celebrates a wonderful birthday at the bar across from the beautiful Fratelli Cafe. Scheana learns that friends are easier to lose than a child's baby tooth. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful day at Pride on Vanderpump Row (08:05) where they had the best day of their lives up to this point. Then we take a little trip to New Jersey in the form of discussing the RHONJ S13 Reunion Part 2. (48:20) and then the sun starts to shine as Amy and Riley talk about the Summer House S7 Reunion Part 2. (0...

Amy and Riley raise their glasses high and say goodbye to Vanderpump Rules season 1. To finish the season, they recap the Season 1 Reunion as well as the Reunion Secrets episode which Riley had never seen before. Listen as Amy and Riley laugh and cry and finally say goodbye to the first season of VPR and look onward to the iconic Season 2.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon ...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their new microphone setup and then discuss Howard Stern (03:30) for a brief minute. Riley offers an apology to Brian Grazer (06:00) and gives an update on our Loverboy package (07:04). And then Amy and Riley debut their new segment, Celebrity Spotlight, (08:00) where they discuss celebrities they have seen over the we...

Amy and Riley recap the season 1 finale of Vanderpump Rules, "Last Call", in which Lisa Vanderpump summons her staff for the sexiest restaurant photoshoot the world has ever seen, and Jax Taylor finally lets out a secret that has been burdening his soul all summer. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bon...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules reunion with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the state of Bravo (5:00). Then they break down Ariana Madix's Call Her Daddy interview. (13:00) As that segment ends, Amy and Riley conduct their most popular segment, the Official...

Amy and Riley recap the penultimate episode of the first season of Vanderpump Rules, "In Love With Someone Else". This episode has everything: Laura-Leigh and Jax in a sauna, Jax supporting Laura-Leigh at her N.A. meeting, and Stassi's fashion column journey with Pandora.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclu...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss their beautiful night at Junkyard Dog watching the Vanderpump Rules finale with the most wonderful people in the world and then remark on the Tom Sandoval and Raquel Leviss breakup (6:13) and try to figure out if there were any highlights from their 10 month long romance. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap the Vande...

Amy and Riley recap the sixth episode of Vanderpump Rules which documents Jax and Laura-Leigh's passionate new relationship as well as the demise of Stassi and Frank's. They also provide an update on Lisa and Ken's Treehouse Restaurant. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recappin...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley formally greet each other and then immediately discuss the Vanderpump Rules Season 10 reunion trailer. After that, they dive into the Summer House Minute (18:00) and discuss the most recent episode of Summer House for one full minute. Then they recount Andy Cohen and Craig Conover's fun train ride (43:45) and Amy discusses rea...

Amy and Riley recap the fifth episode of Vanderpump Rules, witness the first Sur all-hands meeting, and watch Scheana rock the hell out of The Roxy. They also discuss taking over Pump Restaurant and starting a new treehouse restaurant there. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be rec...

Amy and Riley wish their little turtle cuties a happy May the 4th and briefly discuss their relationship to Star Wars. They then discuss Summer House for one full minute (11:30), mourn the loss of Pump Restaurant (30:18), and discuss the VPR Finale Trailer (33:55). And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's episode of Vanderpump Rules - "The Lady and the Glamp" (S10 E13) - an episode that R...

Amy and Riley recap the iconic fourth episode of Vanderpump Rules, "Vegas with a Vengeance", and reminisce on their own beautiful times in Vegas. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtl...

Amy and Riley officially declare Ramona and Avery Singer as their first "Certified Stinkers" and hopefully solve the mystery of why James Kennedy called Tom Schwartz "Mr. Buzz Button" on last week's episode. And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's iconic episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Beach, Don't Kill My Vibe" (S10 E12) - and declare it a masterpiece. This is 2 hours and 33 minutes of p...

Amy and Riley recap the third episode of Vanderpump Rules - "You Don't Know Jax" and learn that they truly have never known Jax. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your li...

Amy discusses her powerful horoscope reading with Ally Lewber and gets to the bottom of her birth chart and what it has in store for the future of Turtle Time. Then Amy and Riley discuss the latest Bravo news and create a new segment called the "Summer House Minute". And then finally, Amy and Riley recap this week's divisive episode of Vanderpump Rules - "Mistress in Distress" (S10 E11). This is 2...

Amy and Riley recap the second episode of Vanderpump Rules - "This Is a Break-Up" and mourn the end of Stassi and Jax's iconic relationship. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Tim...

Amy and Riley document their experiences with the Vanderpump Rules cast over the weekend - Beau and Stassi at Albertsons; Katie, Ariana, and Scheana at Emo Nite; and then Tom Sandoval in the pits of Hell at the Canyon Club. After that, they dive into Tom Sandoval's disastrous interview on Howie Mandel's YouTube show, and then finally and crucially, Amy and Riley recap this week's powerful episode...

Amy and Riley welcome their Villa Rosa VIPs to Lisa and Ken's beautiful home, and recap the very first episode of Vanderpump Rules. The start of the dynasty. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need eve...

Amy and Riley discuss their trip to Pump Restaurant Lounge in its final days, Tom Schwartz's elucidating appearance on Watch What Happens Live, and this week's beautiful episode of Vanderpump Rules (S10 E9) - "Forbidden Fruit". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

It's Turtle Time again! This week Amy and Riley discuss being in the courtroom for Scheana Shay's restraining order hearing, the latest VPR breaking news, and an in-depth recap of this week's Vanderpump Rules episode - "By Invitation Only". We hope you like it, little turtles! If you need more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on TikTok or Instagram. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

Amy and Riley are back discussing everything that has rocked the Vanderpump Rules universe since last week - the latest episode (S10 E7), Jax and Brittany on WWHL, season 10 reunion predictions, the current state of Schwartz and Sandy's, TSGs, and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Amy and Riley are recording live from an echoey bunker on this latest episode of Turtle Time. They discuss Kristen Doute's latest Scandoval updates, Jax and Brittany on Watch What Happens Live, and give a detailed breakdown of Vanderpump Rules' latest episode (S10 E6) Divorce Party Crashers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph...

Amy and Riley recount what they saw happen at TomTom the night SCANDOVAL erupted. They share their complicated feelings on the Vanderpump Rules universe, the latest episode, Lisa Vanderpump on WWHL, and give helpful advice on how we can all move forward.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices