Turtle Time

Amy and Riley recap the season two finale of Vanderpump Rules. In this iconic episode, Lisa Vanderpump has gathered all of her best friends together to celebrate Scheana's engagement to Mike Shay. But what should be a fun, celebratory event is soon desecrated by an unfathomable secret - a secret that could tear this wonderful group of friends apart and potentially topple Lisa's restaurant empire f...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 finale party where a man wreaked havoc upon Kyle Chan's beautiful whiskey launch party, the further fall of RadHouse, Jax's new House of Villains show, Mauricio on Dancing with the Stars, and much more. (00:00 - 00:55:16) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHOSLC (00:55:20), R...

Much like John Adams, Stassi Schroeder has come to an emotional crossroads when she learns that Kristen and Jax made love together twice while watching the Nicolas Winding Refn film, "Drive". Will Stassi take the road less traveled or will she succumb to her violent instincts? And will Lisa ever be able to repair the relationship between her best friends or will her restaurant empire finally toppl...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley mourn the fall of RadHouse and the presumed end of Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard's relationship. They also discuss Craig Conover, Beyonce, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Vanderpump Rules, the films of Werner Herzog, and much more. (00:00 - 01:28:25) Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:28:25), RHOA (02...

The ice is starting to crack beneath the cast of Vanderpump Rules. Tom Sandoval admits that he kissed Ariana at the Golden Nugget and it sends a shockwave through Sur. Will Lisa Vanderpump be able to contain the chaos or will it topple her restaurant empire forever?  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive b...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other perfectly and then dive in to Stassi Schroeder's analysis of the Rachel Leviss / Bethenny Frankel podcast. Amy and Riley then speculate if there is any possibility of a redemption arc for Rachel and offer advice of a potential way back for her. Then they discuss this week's episode of RHONY (01:11:00), R...

Amy and Riley watch in pure bliss as the cast of Vanderpump Rules continue to party in Cabo. In this powerful episode, Kristen gives Lisa Vanderpump the ultimatum of a lifetime. An ultimatum that Kristen may never recover from... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the V...

Amy and Riley are back and they are ready to emulate Bethenny Frankel and mention it all! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other after a long absence and then discuss Amy's New York trip and Jax's Studio City (00:00 - 22:08) and then discuss Bethenny Frankel's interview with Rachel Leviss. (22:08) After that action-packed convo, they discuss this week's RHONY (01:46:20) and thi...

Stassi has invited the cast of Vanderpump Rules to Cabo for her birthday and she wants to make sure everyone has the best time of their lives. Except for Scheana, Shay, Katie, and Jax. Pour yourself a michelada and listen as Amy and Riley recap the trip of a lifetime.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive...

While Amy is away, the turtles will play. This week, Amy and Riley face the hardest challenge in Turtle Time history - officially ranking and evaluating their top 10 housewives. Who will come out on top? Who will be ignored? Which four housewives will have their faces etched upon Mount Rushmore to replace the presidents? All of those questions will be answered on this very special episode of Turtl...

Amy and Riley watch in pure pleasure as the Vanderpump Rules cast serve Lisa's friends one of the best dinners they've ever had and then watch in horror as Kristen gets the worst Tarot reading of her life.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the Weinstein brothers, the secret to immortality, Tom Sandoval bringing photos of Raquel to his Special Forces show, and much, much more. (00:00 - 21:45) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (21:45), Real Housewives of Atlanta (00:59:02), and Real Housewives of Orange Count...

Stassi Schroeder is become Sherlock, solver of mysteries. And Amy and Riley revel in her powers of detection and talk about Barbie for 20 minutes. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turt...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewi...

Amy and Riley watch in horror as Tequila Katie unleashes hell upon the cast of Vanderpump Rules. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠In...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Wolf by Vanderpump, BravoCon, Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One, and much more. (00:00 - 34:50) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (40:25), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (01:33:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta...

The angels of Sur Restaurant finally get their wings at Pride. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley say hello to each other and then discuss Emo Nite, the latest Vanderpump Rules news, BravoCon, Catch Me If You Can, and much more. (00:00 - 1:03:43) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of Atlanta (1:03:48), Real Housewives of Orange County (1:47:48), and Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (2:14:07) This is 2 hours...

Amy and Riley recap Guillermo celebrating the horniest 45th birthday in history.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hoste...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other warmly and then Riley discusses his back injury and then recounts his night at TomTom. (06:50) Amy and Riley then discuss the Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax and Brittany (19:52) and then get breaking news about Kyle Richards and Mauricio separating. (48:10) Amy and Riley then finally recap the first half o...

Amy and Riley discuss the rise and fall of their favorite store, Kitson, their formative high school years watching The O.C., motion smoothing, and then finally and fully get into recapping the Vanderpump Rules episode - "Rumors" - in which a scandalous rumor is circling around Sur. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and ac...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and then discuss being a major part of Stassi and Ariana's birthdays (00:00 - 55:38) Amy and Riley then definitively rank their favorite and least favorite Housewives taglines. (56:42) And after that, they take a huge trip to Orange County in the form of discussing the RHOC S17 episode...

Amy and Riley discuss the power of music, old animated films, margaritas, and Peter Stormare. They also fully and utterly recap this episode of Vanderpump Rules which finds the cast taking a much-needed break in Lake Arrowhead with Stassi's mom. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be...

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet each other with the utmost respect and discuss the things that matter most to them - Vanderpump Rules updates, safety in crowds, Tom Sandoval in a submersible, Fatwas, Mount Everest, and a Catania & Conover update. (00:00 - 31:10) Amy and Riley then discuss Jax Taylor and Stassi Schroeder's appearances on The Toast (31:1...

Amy and Riley watch in awe as Jax gets a new tattoo, Sandoval sets up IKEA furniture, and Scheana's body continues to fall apart. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your l...