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There's breaking news, little turtle cuties. On this episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's separation and the lawsuit Rachel Leviss has filed against Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix. (00:00 - 38:38) And then they dive into the latest episode of Summer House season 8 episode 2 (38:38) and then the lackluster Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part 1. (01:31:13) If you...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest allegations against Andy Cohen and Bravo as well as the new trailer for The Valley. (00:00 - 44:11) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 5 - Lake It or Break It. (46:10) the Summer House season 8 premiere (02:04:13) and the Beverly Hills finale. (02:37:52) If...

This season of Vanderpump Rules has everything you could ever want. Lala is here! Brittany has come! Jax's Mom visits! There is so much power in VPR season 4, and Amy and Riley are ready to harness it all. So sit back and relax as they dive into season 4 and remain forever changed by what they witness. If you like this episode, please tell us you liked it and submit questions for future installmen...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval's New York Times profile and Rachel Leviss' latest episode of her podcast. (00:00 - 32:23) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules season 11 episode 4 - Dog Days of Summer. (32:23) And then discuss the state of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills franchise. (02:18:54) If you e...

Amy and Riley are proud to present our first episode of Turtle Talk, in which we answer questions from our Little Turtle Cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs. We answered many of your most burning questions and hopefully provided moments of mirth and deep insight. If you like this episode, please tell us you liked it and submit questions for future installments. If you absolutely detested it, give us a sham...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss bindles, H**o code, Porsha Williams returning to RHOA, Winter House on pause, and the latest Summer House news. (00:00 - 42:12) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - You're Not the Queen of the Group. (42:12) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon...

Amy and Riley discuss the powerful season 3 reunion and officially say goodbye to one of the best Vanderpump Rules seasons of all time.  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the RHONY casting rumors, Kandi leaving RHOA, the Grammy's, and then Riley reads part 3 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:05:15) And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - The Ultimate Betrayal. (01:05:20) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz on Nick Viall's podcast and Rachel Goes Rogue Chapter 5. And then Riley reads Part 2 of The Reality of a Scandal. (00:00 - 01:07:39) And then they dive into the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere. (01:07:40) If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patr...

It's the Vanderpump Rules season 3 finale! In this episode, Lisa Vanderpump gathers all of her friends and employees to celebrate SUR's 10 year anniversary. Unbeknownst to her, the Vanderpump Rules cast members use this as an opportunity to discuss conflict with each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access excl...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Scandoval Lifetime movie they're writing, the Oscars, Paul Giamatti, Stassi Schroeder declining to be on The Valley, and even more than that. (00:00 - 00:50:44) And then they dive into part 3 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (00:51:00), the final part of the Southern Charm season 9 re...

Jax Taylor finally unburdens his heavy soul and reveals to his friends that Tom Sandoval made love to Miami Girl. But when Scheana hears the truth, will she truly listen?  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And i...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Vanderpump Rules season 11 premiere, Rachel Goes Rouge episode 2, The Valley trailer, the Kory and Sam break-up, and much more! (00:00 - 01:17:00) And then they dive into the Southern Charm season 9 reunion part 1 (01:19:27), part 2 of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion, (02:16:50), and th...

Scheana's wedding fills the air with so much love that Tom Schwartz decides to give Katie a ring on a string. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠T...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the Summer House season 8 trailer, Rachel Goes Rouge, the film Poor Things, the Golden Globes, and much more. (00:00 - 59:27) And then they dive into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 reunion (59:27), the season finale of Southern Charm (01:30:00), and the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Bev...

Scheana and Shay decide to finally get married to each other and they have gathered all of their friends to celebrate. But if Lisa Vanderpump and all of her staff are at their wedding, who will be working at SUR? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules s...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard being Stassi Schroeder's cousin, Lisa Vanderpump's new show, Vanderpump Villa, Tom Sandoval taking a photo with a tiger in Thailand, and much more! (00:00 - 59:14) And then they dive into the stunning Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (59:14), the latest episodes of Real House...

Amy and Riley are ringing in the new year by recapping "Judgement Day". In this episode, Lisa has a sit down with Kristen Doute and decides her fate as a waiter at Sur. But will Kristen Doute let all old acquaintance be forgot? If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Van...

Happy holidays, our little turtle cuties. On this special day, Amy and Riley recap the "Miami Girl" episode of Vanderpump Rules and watch in horror as Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix lie through their teeth about every aspect of the scandal. Make Christmas day extra special by spending time with Amy and Riley as they recap one of the most consequential episodes in Vanderpump Rules history. If you en...

Happy holidays, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Patricia Altschul, Olivia Flowers, Elvis, January 6th, and much more! And then, they dive into the Winter House season finale and reunion. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump R...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Riley's trip to Schwartz and Sandy's and Jax's Studio City as well as the new details surrounding Scheana Shay and Tom Schwartz' mysterious kiss. (00:00 - 22:38) And then, they dive into the latest episode of Southern Charm (22:38), and Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy. (01:18:02). If you enjoyed this episode bu...

A house divided cannot stand and either can a restaurant. Even one as powerful as SUR. In this episode, Stassi isolates herself even further from the Vanderpump Rules cast when she loses the last friend she had left... And also Peter and Vail go on a date. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus conten...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Vanderpump Rules: A Decade of Rumors and Lies, the sneak peeks of Vanderpump Rules season 11, and Kim and Kroy Biermann's police body cam footage. (00:00 - 59:26) And then dive into the latest episodes of Southern Charm (59:27), Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (01:30:07), Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:15...

It's a Turtle Time Breaking News Report! Amy and Riley exhaustively discuss every aspect of the Vanderpump Rules season 11 trailer and officially enter the new Vanderpump Rules era. If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and...

When Kristen Doute wishes death upon Ariana Madix, Tom Sandoval must do everything within in his power to stop it. Even if that means letting tears pour all over Miami... If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if...