Turtle Time

Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss JT Thomas quitting Southern Charm before production wraps, the negative reaction to this season of RHONY, and the end of Real Housewives of Dubai. (00:00 - 25:30) And then we break down another wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 15 episode 8 - "Don't Wake Toddy". (25:30) As w...

Welcome back, God's babies! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Bethenny Frankel's reaction to the election and no other news except for that. (00:00 - 12:35) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 6 - "Erin Starts a Mescal Business" (12:35) As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives o...

Lisa Vanderpump knows the menu at SUR is perfect but that won't stop her from asking Chef Joe to put his cooking skills to the test to create three new entrees. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

We're back again, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! This episode is hot off the presses! Amy and Riley first discuss Amy seeing The Exorcist in theaters and they also talk about the Conclave fever that is sweeping the nation. (00:00 - 11:40) And then Amy and Riley discuss the shit out of Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 episode 16 - "Sunday Roasted" as well as last night's season...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55) And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55) As well as the latest...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest episode of Tom Sandoval's new podcast in which he discusses the issues he had with Billie Lee, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, serial killers that have never been caught, and much more! (00:00 - 35:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of Potomac season 9,...

Peter Madrigal finally realizes his dreams of becoming a producer by bringing his passion project, The Riven Destiny, to life. But will Tom Sandoval's performance as Commander Staka turn Peter's dream into a nightmare? Also, Katie uses her power as a bride-to-be to demand that Ariana apologizes to Stassi. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Tamra Judge's autism diagnosis, Big Jim Bellino's newest fling, the latest news on the final season of Vanderpump Rules, Katie Maloney's new boyfriend, and much more! (00:00 - 43:00) And then we break down everything that happened on The Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 3 - "Dramamin...

This episode of Vanderpump Rules has everything - Ariana rides a horse! James gets hypnotized! Lisa finally paints the VIP room at SUR a perfect purple color! Jax gets frustrated when Brittany and her mother, Sherri, confront him about the rumors that he kissed his friend, John! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joker: Folie A Deux, Jen Shah getting out of prison early on good behavior, Bethenny Frankel's criticism of Kamala Harris' Call Her Daddy interview, and our final verdict on the Menendez Brothers case, and the latest updates on Vanderpump Rules' last season. (00:00 - 42:10) And then we break down every...

Jax Taylor gets absolutely roasted at his 37th birthday party. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See aca...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the scary films they've been watching, Jax Taylor accidentally giving up custody of his son Cruz, Stassi Schroeder and Katie Maloney's Avatar-themed birthday party for Peter Madrigal, and much more! (00:00 - 45:00) And then we break down everything that happened on the season 15 premiere of The Real Ho...

Kristen Doute performs a legendary sketch comedy showcase at the Hollywood Improv, but unfortunately she uses a photo of Jax Taylor's penis as one of the props. But that won't stop Katie Maloney from having her bridal shower in Eagle Rock! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recap...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss going to the Megalopolis IMAX screening and their thoughts on the film, the latest troubling news regarding Diddy, Eric Adams getting indicted and what that means for the Big Apple's rat population, and much more! (00:00 - 01:02:00) And then we break down every single thing that happened on Real Housew...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the continuing adventures of the Four Seasons Baby, Brat Fall, the future of Vanderpump Rules, Stassi Schroeder's New York Times bestselling book, the feud between Brock Davies and Jax Taylor, and even more than that. 00:00 - 56:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the premier...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! First off, sorry for Riley's audio. That will never happen again. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax Taylor renting an apartment, Kristen Doute and Luke Broderick getting engaged, The Valley season 2, Bill Murray's antics on set, and even more stuff that's similar in spirit to that. (00:00 - 51:38) And then we break down every singl...

We are back and this week we're discussing Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 8 - "No Show". In this "bridge" episode of VPR, Jax Taylor is back on supplements and it's causing his breast to get lumps again. Also, James Kennedy has started drinking NyQuil. And most importantly, Lala Kent wants to make sure she knows exactly who will be going on Ariana's birthday trip this year. She's pretty sure T...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Jax and Brittany's divorce, The Valley season 2, Lala Kent having her second baby, John Janssen and Alexis Bellino getting engaged, Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra Judge's feud, and even more than that! (00:00 - 59:29) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the latest episode of Real Hous...

Stassi, Kristen, and Katie continue their reign of terror against Scheana. Also, Stassi confirms definitively that Jax is a sociopath. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in y...

On this special episode of Turtle Time while Riley is on paternity leave - Amy and Riley discuss RHOBH's Amsterdam trip. If you want to join us on this journey, the Amsterdam trip is featured on RHOBH season 5 from episodes 15 - 18. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content!...

In the wake of the terrorist attack on Pulse nightclub, Lisa and the cast of Vanderpump Rules stand strong and celebrate Pride. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your lif...

On this special episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley dive into one of the most iconic trips in Real Housewives history - RHONY's "Scary Island". If you want to join us on this journey, the "Scary Island" trip is featured on RHONY season 3 from episodes 11 - 13. If you enjoyed this special episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to...

Tom Schwartz gets cold feet and thinks deeply about whether or not he wants to be married to Katie until death do they part. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life,...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Raygun's amazing Olympics performance, Stassi Schroeder on Vanderpump Villa season 2, Stassi Says, Jax Taylor's Cameo controversy, and Countess Luann's wonderful trip to Scotland with Tilda Swinton. (00:00 - 54:44) And then we break down every single thing that happened on the Real Housewives of New Je...

James Kennedy is concerned about how thirsty some of the girls are around him, but he unfortunately doesn't have enough water to quench their thirst. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more T...