Turtle Time

Jax and Brittany host a housewarming party and hope that someone doesn't play the audio recording of him talking to Faith after he cheated on Brittany with her. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55) And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New York City season 15 finale - "Paradise Lost" (16:0...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss getting a pardon from Former President Biden, the Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively scandal, and also Ally Lewber officially moving out from James Kennedy's house. (00:00 - 29:15) We then discuss the season 5 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "When All Is Said and Done". (29...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Dorinda Medley telling everyone that Lindsay Hubbard had a miscarriage, Tom Sandoval's altruism, Jen Shah getting out of prison early, and much more stuff that everyone will love! (00:00 - 22:05) We then discuss the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episodes...

Brittany's friends cast a hex on Jax Taylor to punish him for his infidelity. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on...

For the first time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 12 - "Jax's Roast". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon ...

After Jax Taylor admits to his infidelity, Brittany sentences him to rot in Hell for all eternity. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Carl Radke's fun New Years Eve dinner with Meredith Marks, Jennifer Ayden's unfortunate experience at Jersey Mike's, and the sad end to Paige DeSorbo and Craig Conover's relationship. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episo...

Get a sneak peek at the Villa Rosa VIP program with this exclusive clip from our Patreon! If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the shocking footage of Karen Huger's DUI arrest, Lisa Vanderpump questioning the paternity of Kristen Doute's unborn child, and the astounding box office success of Sonic 3. (00:00 - 27:55) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the piping hot new trailer for Summer House season 9 as well as Al Pacino getting a little bit of lunch with Leonard DiCaprio. (00:00 - 16:15) We then discuss this week's fun episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 11 - "Creature from the Love Lagoon." (16:15) And...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest awful developments in the James Kennedy domestic violence scandal as well as Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson's very public relationship turmoil. (00:00 - 39:37) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, episode 1...

Join us as we spend this week's Patreon episode discussing the James Kennedy tragedy, as well as parts one and two of the season 5 reunion. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Lindsay Hubbard's interview with Alex Baskin, the Hawk Tua Crypto Coin crash, and Taylor Swift. (00:00 - 18:25) We then discuss this week's horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 11 - "A Room of One's Own." (18:25) We then discuss this week's fun...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the end of Gypsy Rose and Ryan Anderson's marriage, Lindsay Hubbard giving birth to a child, Kristen Doute's baby gender reveal, and our thoughts on Leonardo Da Vinci. (00:00 - 25:05) We then discuss this week's wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - season 5, epis...

In the season 5 finale of Vanderpump Rules, Bert, Billy, and Brandon watch their brother and Katie Maloney get married to each other. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in yo...

Happy December, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's buoyant episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the post-Thanksgiving Bravo landscape, as well as RHOSLC's Mary Cosby potentially saying a horrible thing about Lisa Barlow's son. (00:00 - 18:50) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 9 - "Darby V. Darby". (18:15) And then w...

Katie and Tom's wedding celebration seems perfect so far. But little do they know that Jax is having a lot of trouble coordinating the arrival of Tom's triplet brothers. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if...

Happy Thanksgiving, little turtle cuties! On today's sad episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the death of one of the most iconic reality television shows of all time, as well as Luann de Lesseps making out with Hugh Grant. (00:00 - 47:55) We then discuss this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 8 - "Wendy's Second 40th Birthday". (48:00) And then we quickly...

It's Turtle Time Breaking News! Amy and Riley react to the closing of Schwartz & Sandy's. If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in y...

Jax Taylor wants to surprise Tom Schwartz by flying out all of his triplet brothers to be there on his wedding day. But Jax is about to find out that not everything good comes in threes!  If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning...

Happy Friday, little turtle cuties! We're back with another episode of Turtle Time! Amy and I talk about the movie Wicked for 7 more minutes and then get right into our recap of Part 2 and Part 3 of the Real Housewives of Orange County season 18 reunion. (07:05) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear ex...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Amy seeing the film, Wicked, and the Wizard of Oz franchise as a whole, Jax Taylor getting into a car accident, and Jay Leno's tragic fall down a hill. (00:00 - 22:36) And then we quickly discuss the latest horrible episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 8 - "The Leaky Pigeo...

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York C...

Lisa Vanderpump tests her hostess, Katie O'Malley, to see if she can handle being a server at SUR. Also, Tom and Katie are trying to enjoy their joint bachelor / bachelorette trip in the midst of relationship turmoil. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Ru...