Turnip's Odd Audio

JOEL III: Hey, Guy My name is Joel. And I’m sitting across from this guy Who used to be my dog And he’s got the nerve to ask me “Do [I] regret turning [my] wife into a wolf?” Hey, Guy. Do I regret turning my wife into a wolf? Here’s a question right back. Do you ask a monarch butterfly If it regrets Not being A little green schfonze? Hey, Guy. Should I never have turned my wife from a beautiful wo...

My name is Joel. I feel like people only want to talk to me Because I’m one of the guys Who’s married to a Wolf. I feel like people only come over To watch the Wolf fight with Me About how I’ve raised our son Who is the Sun. That sentence is very confusing For people who can’t see it Spelled Out. It is like a “Who Is On First Routine” That ends with Joel Being mauled by a Wolf. Who Is On First? Yo...

Turnip reads beautiful poetry to an indifferent audience in Northcrest Park. Turnip Mask designed by Chubs World.

Joelle visits Hoboken, New Jersey and Leo DiCaps from ‘Tanic.

This video is dedicated to the Gun Club and the formative years of my life which they shaped.

Joelle is a young woman like any other, she loves warm milk and Jack Chan.

His name is Joel. He knows what you're thinking. And it's not what you'd think!