Turnip's Odd Audio

It's Gonna be Huge 🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big SONGS Action Line - Dorothy Ashby

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big “I overcame myself, the sufferer; I carried my own ashes to the mountains; I invented a brighter flame for myself.” - Nietzsche Dedicated to the great David Byrne SONGS Strance of the Spirit Red Gator - Medeski, Martin and Wood Kubrick - John Scofield Burnin Down the House - Fall Creek Brass Band

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big A Shaggy Dog for Christmas! Dedicated to Seth and Sparky. MUSIC Abdullah Ibrahim - Bra Timing From Phomolong Dave Stryker - Christmas Time is Here, Blue Christmas, Happy Xmas, Sleigh Ride Vince Guaraldi Trio - Schroeder Googie Rene - Smokey Joe's La La Chilly Gonzalez - Freudian Slippers

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big After saying goodbye I return home alone Following quietly behind me is the poem - Lao Yang "There is only one day left, always starting over: it is given to us at dawn and taken away from us at dusk." Jean- Paul Sartre Rest in Peace, Ray Liotta, Jimmy Caan, Paulie Sorvino and the immortal Paulie Walnuts. Guest Starring Katerina Godoy as Kimiko MUSIC...

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Happy Halloween! This short features the vocal talents of The Minute Hour and Katerina Godoy, who's contributions made it a hole in one! And an especially large thank you to That Raspberry Devil for editing, without whom this piece would assuredly be a hole in zero! Just a regular hole! God bless you. MUSIC: THE WOLFMAN - Lon Chaney Jr. LULLABYE OF BI...

"House of Dragon" is on HBO and my new short, "Werewolf Golfer" comes out Halloween Morning on Youtube and Spotify!

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Part 3 of a 4 part series dedicated to all 4 of my heroes; Sweet Baby Ray Liotta, Jimmy Caan, Paulie Sorvino and the immortal Paulie Walnuts. Salud! Music: Nino Rota - Blues/La Dolce Vita Dei Nobili Secret Garden - Pastorale

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Part 2 of a 4 part series dedicated to all 4 of my heroes; Sweet Baby Ray Liotta, Jimmy Caan, Paulie Sorvino and the immortal Paulie Walnuts. Salud! Music: Session At Pete's Pad - Henry Mancini And His Orchestra

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Part 1 of a 3 part series dedicated to all 3 of my heroes; Sweet Baby Ray Liotta, Jimmy Caan, and the immortal Paulie Walnuts. Salud! Music: Back In The Apple - Count Basie

Now That's What I Call A Depp Deep Dive! 🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big Part 1 Here: https://youtu.be/2cylK3XT-T8

Now that's a Depp Deep Dive!

POEMS: Boxers I Adopted A Man I’m Drawing my Inmate (Intimate) Matthew’s Statue Turbulence (Bonus) All Poems Written and Performed by Turnip. "Theogenes was the greatest of gladiators. He was a boxer who served under the patronage of a cruel nobleman, a prince who took great delight in bloody spectacles. Although this was sev­eral hundred years before the times of those most enlightened of men Soc...

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big What if god was one of us? Mama Mia! This piece is a satire of Alan Moore's Hologram Theory! MUSIC Contemplation - Hélène Vogelsinger

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big This story is about Neon White. "I keep falling in love with my mother, I don't want to hurt her of all people to hurt" - Jack Kerouac "Are you telling me that my mom has got the hots for me?" - Marty McFly

Recorded Live @ the Library

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnip_big This story is for Bradley B who inspired it, he is recipient of all my black roses. It is also dedicated to Jason the cartoonist. Like his Leonard Cohen short, this is a true story. Music: Moses Rosenthaler - Alexandre Desplat Mouthwash De Menthe - Alexandre Desplat Freudian Slippers - Chilly Gonzales Philly Glass - Prophecies

This one is dedicated to GuckBrain -- whos art just inspired me to get back to the park and write some poems.

Dedicated to Bruce Springsteen and fathers everywhere

I am talking about Dune to promote my next project

Happy Halloween! Dedicated to Ry Parker, my cemetery soulmate for life. Artwork dedicated to EC Comics and the parents who let us read them.

Content Warning: This contains dialogue about pedophilia and sexual abuse. This is a work of fiction and any resemblance to any persons living or dead is purely coincidental. This Is Michael Jackson. Written, Performed, and Illustrated by turnip. Edited and Produced by That Raspberry Devil. MUSIC Zodiac Serenade - George Duning Lujon - Harry Mancini Bad - Michael Jackson Special Thanks BradleyB wh...

I am talking about Marvel Movies to promote my own project. This is Michael Jackson drops 9/19/21 at 9 AM Eastern Time

Based on the novel by Ewan McGregor

Turnip talks tall tails and small tails! Turnip talks ALL tails. If you're ailing for a tail centric tale, Turnip will avail -- in the park. POEMS Screamin Season Who Let the Dogs Out (Nice Guys) The Bull All poems written and performed by Turnip.

Joelle leaves her apartment. Written and Performed by Turnip Edited by the Remarkable Matthew Stryker