Turnip's Odd Audio

After 53 years, “Theme from New York, New York” finally plays over a city of champions. To commemorate the Knicks’ long-awaited victory, I created an audio play, BUT! you don’t have to be a Knicks fan to enjoy it. You only need to know what it’s like to be hopeless. Who Am I If the Knicks Win? follows a lifelong Knicks fan who has spent so many years expecting defeat that he has no idea who he’ll...

The Sphinx's riddles have defeated travelers for centuries. Today she faces her most formidable opponent yet: A follow-up question. WRITTEN/PERFORMED BY Turnip

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In this tale, you will learn objective truths about pie, and subjective truths about salvation.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Orson Welles began his career by convincing America that the world was ending. Forty-seven years and several commercial failures later, he returns to the sound booth to record Transformers: The Movie. In this piece, Welles transforms a children’s script into a prophetic rant about God, toys, and the death of storytelling. This is the Last Broadca...

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio There's only one reindeer who can save Christmas, and only one child who can talk him down. Written/Performed by Turnip

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this second installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Do you like Scary Movies?? I don't, I always say Life's Scary Enough. In either case you're sure to like this first installment of Turnip's newest ongoing odd audio adventure! Happy Halloween! Written/Performed by Turnip MUSIC The Minute Hour

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever wondered what it was like when Michael Myers first went to therapy? Don't! The answer to that question, along with the current whereabouts of Ramzi Yousef and Osama bin Laden, gets revealed in this comedy sketch. STARRING Kat Stryker Turnip

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio In the court of kings, no love is without treason.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Have you ever had a loud neighbor, heard a dog bark, or wanted to drive your Honda Civic SI in front of a freight train? Then this one is for you!!

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a video about How To Talk About Jalen Brunson

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know what you're thinking! Our guy Turnip is dying up there! Well, stick with this and it'll stick with you! Its sticky! Like my hands after a trip to the bathroom! Written/Performed by Turnip Sound Design by That Raspberry Devil

🎉 Patreon: www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio A uniquely unremarkable man’s life is upended when he sees his double.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Archeology Is A Joke, and everyone's in on it! MUSIC Innervisions - DJ CAM

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🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio The Minute Hour has vanished! But like a mighty Sun Tree, Turbulence rises from the ashes! Skyward! Starring The Minute Hour MUSIC The Photographer Acts 2 and 3 - Phil Glass

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This is a story about Puppy Love. Starring Katerina Stryker Turnip Written By Turnip Music by The Veldt - Combustible Edison

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Turnip is reminding you to Live Mas while you still can! Music by Kevin Macleod

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Halloween with your favorite Waxy Turnip! RANCH ROOT drops on October 20th! Now THAT's Spooky! MUSIC Halloween Theme Scircura - Chas Smith

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio I know: 6 guys back in Jersey who could have told you this story. You know: you should be glad. MUSIC Julia - Dave Stryker

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio This story like all stories is a complete work of fiction. Including and especially the parts which happened.

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Man, you ever think about how much better bubble gum was back in the day?? And everything else? SONGS Me and My Shadow - The Jazzmasters The Dream - Ry Cooder Snow Queen - Kevin Macleod

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio Come on down and Talk Tunes with your favorite Waxy Turnip! TUNES TALKED - The Times They Are A Changin - Martin Medeski and Wood Not LIke Us - Kendrick Lamar Rigamortus - Kendrick Lamar Best I ever Had - Drake Runnin Up that Hill - Kate Bush American Pie - Don Maclean Sicko Mode - Travis Scott Killing Me Softly With His Song - Lori Leiberman Hou...

Have you heard the one about the woman who tried to marry Captain Kev?? She heard he was looking for a First Mate. Based on Dostoyevsky's White Nights. MUSIC Jesus Loves Me - Davell Crawford

🎉 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/turnipsoddaudio It's War! And it's worse than ever this time! FEATURING AJ ALLEGRA as Max/Mayor McElroy/Rudolph Hitler TURNIP as Principal Quigley KATERINA STRYKER as Max's Children WRITTEN/EDITED/ILLUSTRATED BY turnip MUSIC KEVIN MACLEOD - Doh De Oh, Dangerous, Friendly Day, Round Drums, A Very Brady Special, Dark Hallway, Aunt Tagonist, Trouble JOHN PHILIP SOU...