Tuna Sandwich

Tuna Sandwich is here with the free advice to your pressing problems... "Dear Horny, just answer the door naked. Problem Solved!" Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me your problems if you want some Free Advice @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make you a sandwich Hosted on A...

Life.... everything is fu*ked, and everybody sucks. But if you want to compare how bad your day is going, why not have a look back at some historical crimes..... because at least you aren't living your life trapped in a dungeon. Jordan Turpin living her best life! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me what things are sucking...

microscopic entities, ancient and omnipresent....an insidious presence that lurks at the end of human existence... they evolve outpacing our defences.. we are but temporary vessels... host to a force as old as time... BACTERIA.. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me what microscopic entities you would like to learn more about...

The time has come to transcend this version of reality, and to find meaning within the universe that extends beyond our realm of understanding. First stop.. Uranus... Until next time, this is Tuna Sandwich Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ SPECIAL THANKS TO: Whales Demons My Spider Roommate (always watching, such a perv) The Shrooms The Parasite The P...

Today, we take a journey back to The Golden Record, for I have thought a lot about the question of "what song should we add to the Golden Record for distant alien races to discover??" .... what lyrical composition can encapsulate the hamartia of human existence? joining us is the great astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson, who has a compelling answer to this question.. Written & Produced by Rach...

If giving someone an apple is a symbol of your affection, then eating one during a zoom meeting is a symbol of what exactly? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Tuna Sandwich lab is in complete disarray..... I need an Intern!!! Applications Open (only those willing to submit to a life of danger and intrigue need apply) pls send your applications with Subject: INTERN APPLICATION (insert name) to Elfymama@gmail.com all applications will be considered. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See a...

The legend of the vampire is a powerful archetype, often characterised with the imagery of predatory beauty, immortality, and seduction. If there is perhaps one other creature on this planet that can understand my existential pain and the secret shadows a heart can keep, will it be you my darkness? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. Se...

This is the Emergency Broadcast coming at you, I hope you hear this fellow survivor, and that you can follow this transmission and find me. I am waiting for you. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Catwoman leaves some messages on the Tuna Sandwich answering machine. She's bored and wants to nap, but she also wants to get that bird. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The cockroach can survive in all types of environments, they are incredibly resilient and can survive extreme conditions such as starvation, radiation and will be the last creatures left on this earth after humans perish. You’ve got 300 million years worth of instinct behind those eyes.. What is the meaning of life? You’ve been here long before us and you’ll be here long after, perhaps the only su...

Is there a bigger masculine power move than having a thick moustache? What does Friedrich Nietzsche have to say about the stache?? and the question remains... do you want to go for a moustache ride?? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

April 24 is New Kids On The Block Day!! From their humble beginnings in Boston to conquering world stage, New Kids On The Block captured the hearts of millions with their catchy songs, dance moves, and well…. Baby face Joey Mac, Jordan’s Knight’s fabulous hair, and Donnie Whalberg’s ripped jeans (hot!)   For a band that formed 40 years ago, they still continue to tour and perform and delight...

*EXPLICIT CONTENT WARNING* I dont wanna beg.. wipe your crumbs off the bench. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Dirty Thoughts by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a storm comes the rainbow, and only then can you understand the choir of beauty that resides within the light. What are you laughing about Yellow? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen up Aliens, if you hear this podcast we need your help!! Humans are a confusing species and without your intervention we might not make it. Also, can we put a pause on the anal probing?? how much information can you learn from inside our buttholes?? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Spacewave by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio Babies in the Slaught...

In the darkness, where shadows reign supreme and silence wraps around like a heavy cloak, moths flutter with delicate uncertainty. Their wings, once vibrant in the light, now seem to absorb the darkness, becoming mere silhouettes against the void. An exististentialist discussion with a winged friend to find out out what is more delicious, an old stripey jumper or that band tshirt you can never thr...

what are you willing to do to survive?? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Did you like this episode?? let me know! elfymama@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

an Ode to our Feline Friends, there is no amount of cat hair in my eyes, or litter on my floor that will stop me from loving your floof. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Catscratch Melody by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Do humans even taste that good?? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Did you know that cats love to eat anti-depressants? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's the intersection between a lingering chest infection and an A List Hollywood Star stealing your cappuccino money? Written & Produced by https://www.instagram.com/elfymama Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Suspicious People composed by Elfymama Did you like this episode?? let me know! elfymama@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

an average person loses 1200 socks in a lifetime, but what the hell are these socks up to when they disappear down the drains in the washing machine? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't want your crappy wilted flowers you brought at 6pm out of guilt on Valentines Day, I want naked shagging in the streets like they used to do.. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you ever been driven to work by the bikini waxer that just finished staring into the abyss?? and you know what I mean when I say "abyss" ....Awkward. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.