Tuna Sandwich

It's TUNA SANDWICH DAY..... which means it's time for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. slide into the DM's and let me know what films are unauthorised documentaries about your life? @elfymama LISTEN TO CREATURE OF THE NIGHT PS. watch Tom Green's world first MULECAST PPS. listen to TRAINWRECK 'Episode 99' and see what all the fuss is about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...

Hello, you’ve reached Tuna Sandwich, I’m not here to take your call, please leave a message after the beep… Slide into my DMs and tell me if you know what song is stuck in my head.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will make sure the airport library is fully stocked.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS PRETTY WOMAN DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and tea...

Gary The Werewolf is back to tell us more about his life as a contemporary werewolf living in a modern world... Slide into my DMs and tell me what documentaries you have been watching.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will take you to the park.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen up worms... we are going on a trip! pack your cursed talismans, check your planetary alignments, and don't forget your SPF lube.. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you enjoy sex on the beach.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a travel sized altar kit.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

Pluto reminds us that the universe owes us nothing, no comfort, no meaning, and yet it still sends us postcards from the outer rims of Uranus. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are trying to make sense of the chaos.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will hold you as we orbit through the coldness of the void. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS JAWS DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and bathe in th...

YOU HAVE NO NAME NO PLACE TO RUN  WHAT BEGINS NOW CAN NEVER BE UNDONE Slide into my DMs and tell me if you will silence the lie.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will open up your eyes... Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! It's time to embrace your destiny, and get that hot piece to be your Mr (or Mrs) Lobster Roll.. This episode is supported by Shower Pals so you can get clean after a dirty night out.. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a special someone with an impressive side dong on display.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and i...

carving possibility from ruin... every heartbeat, every fleeting thought owes its existence to a world that began in fire... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have almost choked to death on a mandarin.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and remind you of your insignificance... yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Ac...

POLICE REPORT Incident Type: Theft Summary: my favourite shirt is missing!!! Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you jeans that disintegrate off your body... yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Listen up worms.... we have some important upcoming events to start the New Cult Year.... make sure you wear your new chains to the bonfire... see you at The Punishing this evening.. Slide into my DMs and tell me who you are bringing to the feast of Other & Potential You's.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some fresh new chains to r...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS POLTERGEIST DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and spea...

Oxygen is like that boyfriend who's super clingy but tries to play it cool. It’s always hovering around, waiting for a chance to bind to your hemoglobin... but we're done here. It's OVER oxygen. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are in a codependent relationship you can't get out of.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you a 25% discount co...

We need to talk about Rachel....... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a sexy cousin you'd like to bang.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come to your wedding and make sure you are marrying the right woman.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS THE MUMMY DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and save y...

Terry Raven joins us LIVE FROM THE BRANCH, to give us a contemporary view of what it's like being a Raven in a world that doesn't even know your name... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a craven mating ritual in a dark carpark at the end of the night .. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will give you not one, not two, but thre...

Question: how many lunchboxes full of tabouli salad is too much?? and what does this have to do with the self defence mechanisms that plants have evolved to poison and destroy us with? Slide into my DMs and tell me what surprise you had in a doctors office.... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will sew you a dress or something.. yay! Written & Prod...

Pine trees are among the oldest living plants on earth, they were here before the Dinosaurs, they can survive ice ages, and the shifting of continents.. but can the pine tree survive being a guest on Tuna Sandwich?? Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a symbiotic relationship with mushrooms.... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will shiver the wh...

PORN!! what is it good for?? well, lots of things actually....Porn revolutionised the world.. but it hasn't revolutionised the humble podcast.. until now.. welcome to ....Only Tuna Sandwich... where the clothes are on the floor, the shower is steamy, and moisturiser demands to be rubbed into all the places. Slide into my DMs and tell me what technological advancement you benefit from daily thanks...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS OVERBOARD DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will rescue you from a sh...

**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT** It is time to stop hiding in the shadows of doubt and to take a bold leap into the unknown and finally say my truth into this world... it's not easy..because once I say this, things will never be the same... not for me.. and especially not for you (yes, you) Thanks to this Episode's sponsors SEDATE MY RACCOON...Call 1800-SEDATE-MY-RACCOON, first 5 callers will get a comp...

Listen up worms... a lot of you haven't been paying attention to the rules of the cult! At this week's seminar we will be going over some basic laws and protocols, as well as handing out the monthly chores, I want all ritual goo cleaned up in a timely manner.... Slide into my DMs and tell me if what job you want in the cult .... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and i...

We are here today to talk to death’s harbinger, the omen of death.. Dr Hoot Phd is our very special guest.. Owls don’t just kill. They erase. They don’t just see you. They absorb you. They are the witnesses to a world that never stops dying. And long after we are gone, when the final lights have flickered out, and our history falls into the forgotten, the owls will remain.. watching, waiting, as i...

POLICE REPORT Incident Type: Criminal Trespassing / Unlawful Entry Summary: at approximately 12.01am on December 25, 2024, multiple reports were received regarding an unknown male suspect unlawfully entering residential properties through chimneys and other unconventional points of entry. The suspect described as a heavyset older male with a white beard, red suit, and black boots, was last seen fl...