Tuna Sandwich

did you hear that???.... that annoying noise!!??!?!?! They’ve been here for over 100 million years. They survived the dinosaurs. They’ve outlived empires, plagues, And yet, despite their tiny size… they are the deadliest creatures on Earth... I am here today talking to the biggest dickhead of the insect world, the Mosquito. Slide into my DMs and tell me your blood type.... @Elfymama Like this show...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS THE EXORCIST DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and we...

Picture this.... your teachers have allowed you do a one-person dance performance of you favourite song at the school assembly...and you have chosen Olivia Newton John's 'Physical', despite having no awareness of the sexual undertones of this song...let's take a deeper dive into the lyrical composition of this classic to really understand how hard this songs bangs. Slide into my DMs and tell me if...

Today we are taking a journey into the shadows, where the line between man and monster blurs in the pale light of the moon, and we unravel the curse of the werewolf! A creature neither fully human nor fully beast. When the moon rises, and the hunger takes hold, is the monster inside the man?? Or was he always there waiting to be set free?? Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in...

Do you have a problem? A dilemma? A confession? A digression? LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP AND MAYBE YOUR VOICE WILL ECHO THROUGH THE EXISTENTIAL DARKNESS OF THE VOID.... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you find strength in trauma.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will listen to you when no one else will.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Bar...

Listen up worms... if you're new to the cult meeting, we will be going through some ground rules.. but most importantly, this week we are going through the suggestion box.. better snacks at the orgies? no socks during the ritual, and most importantly.. no tambourines.. see you all at The Punishing tonight.. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are just here for the perks.... @Elfymama Like this sh...

Hello, you've reached Tuna Sandwich.. we are unable to take your call. Tuna Sandwich is currently working on something huge, something amazing, something that is going to blow your minds. Tuna Sandwich will be back on the 1st of June. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also working on something amazing... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will co...

Una Andwich is here to tell you about this DVD, then she is deciding who from the DVD she is going to f*ck, marry, or kill... then... she will make her judgement and write her DVD Review..... THIS IS JURASSIC PARK DVD REVIEW. Slide into my DMs and tell me what DVD's you would like Una to review... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and si...

I had the craziest dream.... This episode is brought to you by NIGHT CEREALS FOR TWO, now you can eat cereal in bed together with that special someone... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are not afraid to drown... @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will come over and feed your raccoons.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast....

This is the Cat's Meow.... ALL Cats FOR Cats.. translated for humans by Cats... Do you dream of freedom, a life of your own? Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are the puppet tied to my string.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you a security vest so your cat can keep the moose out of the kitchen.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Bar...

All I’m asking is for is 4 million dollars 4 million dollars would be really nice 4 million dollars would solve all my problems 4 million dollars would change my life Slide into my DMs and tell me if you want 4 million dollars.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will solve all your problems.. yay! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acas...

"Ma'am... I'm going to need you to calm down and tell us exactly what happened .. start at the beginning..." Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have been involved in a crime.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will send you some Day 3 Xmas Leftovers.. YUM! Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

Do you want to Opt Out of this modern life and move into a hole in the ground?? On Behind the Podcast this week we are talking about New Year's Resolutions.. "New Year, New You" more like New Year, same garbage person you've always been... This episode is brought to you by Manifestos and Sleeping Bags Slide into my DMs and tell me if your New Years Resolution is to burn your life to the ground and...

Joey Joe Joe and Mary are having marriage difficulties, but that's nothing a f*cked journey by Donkey and having no reservations at the Inn can't fix... special guest appearance by Hot Piece Gabrielle... *purrrrr* Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have ever tried to hide a pregnancy from your nitwit husband.. @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will s...

IT'S YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! You ever hear a bump in the night and wonder if its a demon that watching you?? or is it just Mr Lobster roll and his impressive side dong bumping into furniture in the night??? This episode is supported by Sparkle Glitter so you never lose your Hot Piece... Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have issues with Santa coming down your chimney uninvited.....

IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW! IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! This week we going to the beach to get Wet, Wild, and Wonderful.... shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll for wearing his banana-hammock and having his impressive side dong on display. This episode is supported by Moon Cream so you don't get burnt by Moon Rays, specially formulated for rubbing on bodies at night.. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you hav...

IT'S LOBSTER ROLL! YEAH IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FAVOURITE SHOW!! Is your ivory tower not dank? shoutout to Mr Lobster Roll and his impressive side dong that is always on display, being all capable and building shelves. This episode NOT supported by Anti-Ant Ice Cream Bibs, because we don't need them, that's what Mr Lobster Roll is for.. use promo code SEXY ANTS (or not) Slide into my DMs and tell me wh...

it's 4am, what thoughts are running through your mind as you try to get to sleep?? Slide into my DMs and tell me what you think of before you go to sleep @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will tuck you in and tell you a bedtime story. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy...

Just me and the darkness, tangled in mind. Slide into my DMs and tell me if you are also caught in the silence @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will whisper the echoes that fade into your memory. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the deepest corners of human history the veil between the known and the unknown wears thin, and within this darkness a tale of the witch emerges. A fable woven with fear, suspicion, and lies…. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me your crimes of heresy @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in...

I've tapped into a transmission signal to bring you this episode of The Creeps, as they traverse some incredibly niche musical genres inspired by films of the 90s. I guess if you want to hear more Creeps you have to listen to The Flippity Flop Slide into my DMs and tell me what song was your favourite @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will cross oceans...

There are inconvenient truths in this life, and I am here to set the record straight once and for all... so the question is .... are you ready to hear what i'm about to say??? This episode is supported by: Suge Knight Cereals: where each box of cereals comes with a fake gun for scaring loud birds who wake you up in the morning. Fat Cat Treadmills: does your obese cat have poor self esteem? Dick Va...

mistakes were made....and now i'm drifting towards a black hole of certain death.. but aren't we all drifting towards a black hole of certain death from the minute we are born?? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me what mistakes you've made @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will...

Living alone can be really great, you can do whatever you want. But what if today there was a surprise in store, what if you died? and now your corpse is on the floor. Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me if if you need me to check on your corpse @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I...

Smart Toilets... can they be trusted?? what if you came home and there was texts from the smart toilet on your boyfriend's phone? Written & Produced by Rachel Barrett Music by https://www.purple-planet.com/ Slide into my DMs and tell me if you have a smart toilet and if that toilet has ever crossed the line @Elfymama Like this show?? tell a friend! or leave me a review, and in thanks I will co...