Tummy Time

Justin tests Neil's manhood by showing him spicy videos of two senior citizens: Martha Stewart and Julia Fox. Then, the boys discuss baby chiropractors. Neil tries to get Justin to watch that Ancient Apocalypse show. Neil's sister tries to hook Justin up with a shorty. The Tummy Boys do a Pepsi Challenge. They talk about the Netflix show, "Pepsi, Where's My Jet", the Ad Council's conspiracy to sel...

Neil starts a conspiracy theory about Discount Tire. Justin and Neil break down some data from recent Tummy Time clips. Justin explains the difference between white halftime shows and "halftime shows of color." Then the boys talk about antitrust, Bhad Baby's blackfishing, the Ripley's Believe It or Not dick-nose, the death of a watermelon comedian, the Chinese smoker running man, another Only Fans...

Neil and Justin reminisce about the old internet. Justin recalls the time he met Aaron Carter. The Tummy Time Boys hate when people call them on the phone. Justin talks about the time he did ecstasy and high-jacked an indie folk concert. The boys talk about Nick Cannon's new baby, Khloe Kardasian's new baby, bushy eye brows, a politician's sex tape, and a butt plug made out of a dead boyfriend's a...