Tummy Time

Austin Comic, Patrick DePari, jumps on the show and things get personal. Welcome to Tummy Time! From Bumping Lips to ripping beef, Patrick opens up. Trolling Craigslist personals as a kid looking for action, draw me like one of your sailor boys, playing with knives. Selling my mom's soul, no laws during the eclipse, and a the drunk consequences of my drunk actions.

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Egan Robinson, jumps on the show and we get some big ideas. Welcome to Tummy Time! There's nothing worse than being a hypochondriac proven right. Don't blow hot air up your bro's ass. No Fap leads to a lifetime of wet dreams, missing ribs, and 30-year build-up. One conjoined twin gets married, spittin' tongues, and coming up with some big ideas befo...

Stand-up comedian, former goth girl, current clove smoker, Quinn Collins, jumps off her horse and onto the show decked out in all denim, looking Travis Tritty Pretty. Welcome to Tummy Time! Quinn doesn't quite fit into any particular aesthetic. Born and conceived in Dollywood, the veteran Hooters girl committed fully to going goth before committing fully to something else altogether. Quinn exp...

Austin stand-up comedian, J. Hicks jumps on the show and it's pure poetry. Welcome to Tummy Time! The comedian from Connecticut (great pizza) via UMass (where Dr. J also balled in college) reminisces on being democratically voted the class clown, sad emo rain track meets, and why we learned so much about the Tiianic. The boys comment on his strong head game. Did Puff Daddy do it or do we put i...

Stand-up comedian and good boy, Matt Banwart, jumps on the show and takes the boys to Clown College. Welcome to Tummy Time! The former eagle scout turned improv turned comic grew up in rural Iowa was big up on chiropractic and everyone's favorite, totally real game, "Pudding Head." Saying the "G" word, popping baby, puppy, and cat spines, and ending a town tradition with wa...

Stand up comedian, Sami Blumenthal hops on the podcast and we put on the comfy pants. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sami, a former dietician, gets run through the paces and answers all the boys' urine-based food questions. Urine therapy? Good, we could all use some. Sami shares that she used to have a couple trigger words. Orange juice glad I didn't say 'Fandango?' Family heirlooms, lost...

Austin comic and podcaster, Danny Goodwin, jumps on the show and the boys dabble in the art of subtlety. Welcome to Tummy Time! We explore Danny's deep sense of guilt and why some mega corporations just do not want to be associated with large breasts. Ozempic, robotic penises, and Ronald McEpstein. Subtle. Susan Sarandon's mad cans, driving a dead guy around town, and trying to suck your o...

Stand up comedian, Dean Stanfield, jumps the Tummy Time Boys into the boat and takes us away to salt life. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dean Stanfield, last year's second funniest person in Austin, to no one's surprise was once a party boat captain. He also was stabbed with a hot-cheeto'ed fork in the middle of a hockey game. A man of many talents, and dirty feet, Dean will take you down the...

It's jus' dem boyz! Welcome to Tummy Time! Justin and Neil throw it back to the two shot and bring some stories from the Internet and their lives. Strap in for a whole lotta naturalism as the boys jump from Adult Diaper Day Spa to Balls Out Bowling, from O.J. to manifesting nachos, from Lyft to Lyft to Lyft. Indian weddings, buck chugging, and the ALL NEW Jussy's Tip Line!

Comedian, podcaster, producer, club-runner and born-hustler, Josh Cabaza comes on the show this week. Welcome to Tummy Time! The boys take a field trip to Josh's studio and are dropped off with a present and $20 for activities. Josh's mom taught him how to write checks and the art of making the deal. Grandpa watches his good movies and Josh runs us through his favorite Eddie Murphy bits. G...

Austin Comic and podcaster, Kylie Kaiser, jumps on this week's episode and tells Justin he's very brave. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get deep into the Potterverse with the noted Scholastic Book Fair Smut runner and get some tips and tricks on bagging Accelerated Reader points (and personal pan pizzas). We then enter our villain era and things get a little Swifty. Making human friends is hard...

Comedian, podcaster, and former Durf King, Daylen Mendonca jumps on the podcast and things get... TANTRIC. Welcome to Tummy Time! Daylen reminisces of Reno, NV - long before he was hot - and fond memories of "picking up checks for a job" at strip clubs with Dad and Mom doing her thing (which was generally being chill and Hari Krishna) at Burning Man. Some fireworks for the show, some Dra...

Comic and people person, Aaron Patrick, comes on the show and we're off to the races. Welcome to Tummy Time! Beloved networker and comedian Aaron Patrick gave up a life of crime for laugh and love. A relationship guy from the drop (well, after the first drop) Aaron just can't get into it if it's casual - and to some extent, Justin, either. CD-Rs drops from grandpa, Kanye on Zune from D...

Comedian, podcaster, and overty clmbsy: the venerable Dulce Mac jumps on the podcast (along with her not-cousin, Giuseppa) and shows us truly how unlucky she is. Welcome to Tummy Time! Dulce has a way with people and animals! She hangs out with boys and is down to check out what's under that turtle shell and do cool shit irregardless if there's a concussion at the end of that rainbow. Waff...

God's favorite comedian, Jt Kelley, comes back on the show and we're tryna get our asses to Heaven. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jt is launching a new podcast around the 7th Heaven cinematic universe and we get a little taste of what the Camdens are in for. We are also updated to the fact that statute of limitations may be different for civil matters. Good to know. "I can stick my finger in...

Stand-up comedian, podcaster, and former ghostwriter for OnlyFans models, Ike Rafferty, comes on the show and -- JAZZ! Welcome to Tummy Time! Ike and Justin exchange pleasantries and dance along a will-they-won't-they razor's edge. Aliens found in Miami, Bumping Lips, and getting caught with hentai at school... twice. Homemade nachos and other microwave recipes, Kill Tony, and copyright is...

Stand-up comedian, Sawyer Stull, takes the boys down to the river for an old fashioned hootenanny. Welcome to Tummy Time! Sawyer's always been a NASCAR-loving, hockey pucking, light-beer drinking good old boy - he just had to escape the suburbs of Katy, TX to find his true passions. Like, comedy and sports betting. We toast one to Jimmy Buffet (and Aunt Liz, RIP) and Sawyer gives us the hottes...

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Spencer Cavins (co-host Slam Time Live), comes on the podcast and we harken back to simpler times. The OC was big, Spencer was tryna be Seth Cohen, and his parent have never been prouder. Welcome to Tummy Time! We start off with a phony panhandler (who has a highly profitable bit). Then off to the Pacific Northwest for tech work, drugs, and sex at 30-second clips....

Stand-up Comedian, Brent Reed, jumps on the show and the boys end up in a nervous sweat. Welcome to Tummy Time! Brent brings his voice and big-time laugh factory brain to Austin by way of Caddo, Alabama. We talk about a lot of firsts for the small town body: pumping gas for a first job, first time scoring at the roller skating rink, seeing his first Asian person outside of a restaurant. The full s...

Austin comic and podcaster, Nicholas Ceppaglia, spends Christmas with Tummy Time and things get... dark. Welcome to Tummy Time, remember you will die. Justin guesses what little Nicky was like and also correctly guesses which side Nicholas dresses. Justin got his brother, Curt, a replica stocking from their childhood and apparently, American jobs are getting shipped overseas for a good reason! Aft...

Comedian Tony Casillas jumps on the show and things get heated. Welcome to Tummy Time! This episode takes place within a house divided: Tony and Justin are at odds on how to co-parent given the difficulties of the road and just wanting what's best for the boys. Tony Casillas (the stand-up comedian, not the football player) was almost on a bootleg version of Cheaters for YouTube (no relation wi...

Comedian, producer, former limousine dispatcher, Jimmy Clifford jumps on the podcast to discuss Traditional American Values. Welcome to Tummy Time! The New Jersey native talks Bruce Springsteen changing his life and of vacations to the Sugar Shack by the Shore. Working comedy rooms from New York to Edinburgh and accidentally making his way to Africa. Oh well... when in Morocco! Learning to pee, fo...

Stand-Up comedian (co-host Fishbowl: Improvised Comedy) and reality TV superstar (Twentysomethings: Austin), Michael Fractor, jumps on Tummy Time with the Winner's Mentality. Welcome to Tummy Time! Growing up on the streets of Tarzana, California, Michael was hardened by a life filled with summers with the boys, smooching any girl he'd ask, and getting pubes. We get the scoop on the dumb stuff you...

Comedian, podcaster, and hometown hero, Cat Swantner comes on podcast and we take a Watermelon Crawl on down to Southeast Texas for a bit of Gator Watchin'. Growing up devoutly Christian, performing on the drill team, and Miss Giggliata were facets of Cat's time at Westbrook High School (although she didn't get the invite to the mass reunion). Life's a little different out southeas...

Stand-up comedian, Michael Ridley, joins the men of culture. Welcome to Tummy Time! We get really Filipino really fast in this one as Michael shares what it was like growing up in a Filipino-American household. The smells, the yells, the inappropriate stuff your Tito Louie would pull in front of guests - you know how Filipinos are. Michael also shares his comedy journey: from Newport News, VA and...