Tummy Time

Stand-up comedian, roast battler, and podcaster, Heather Keith, comes on Tummy Time and we learn how to adult. Welcome to Tummy Time! Straight outta Oklahoma, Heather spent her summers in the Boy Scouts, pining to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles DVDs (She was Michaelangelo). Rattle snake festivals and period stains, pink-eye make up sticks and pickles, relationship advice and Danielle Steele. I...

Stand-up comedian, Mike Eaton, comes on the show and we do the crazy thing. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mike comes on the podcast and tells the boys about his experience opening for Louis C.K. and how to make Louis NOT laugh. Mike then comes into a lady with his buddy and has to split the check. We then go deep into the internet: Down Instagram, Mascots vs Pee Wee Football, Cybering with Lesbians in AO...

Stand-up comedian and podcaster, Mason Smith, jumps on the show and PUN-ishes the Tummy Time Boys. Welcome to Tummy Time! Mason talks about growing up in Arkansas, comedy, motocross, hunting with dad, and every drug under the sun. How did you learn your moves in bed? Thinking of persuing stand-up after an earworm hit you at a music festival and you moved into an apartment halfway across the countr...

Pat Dean, stand-up comedian, podcaster, and purveyor of fine comedies at the Velveeta Room comes on the show and we give him some notes. Welcome to Tummy Time! Pat Dean takes the boys down the windy roads of Northern Virginia to snap some banjo strings and talk of H.P. Lovecraft. Irish music was a family tradition much like the Dropkick Murphys. Binaca for the many first kisses, ghost hunting, ADA...

Stand-up comedian and co-conspirator behind the wildly funny Good Evening News, Jack Timmons spends some time with the boys and we work in some much-needed GTL. Welcome to Tummy Time! Jack discusses the general madness and self-filtering chaos that is Good Evening News, Salt Life in the Jersey Shore, and almost issues an apology. What was it like growing up with an MLB Umpire for a dad? Need tips...

The hilarious stand-up comedian, Ray Chenevey, jumps on Tummy Time by way of the Eleventh Borough. Welcome to Tummy Time! Ray walks the boys through his many appearances on Kill Tony, his focus on stand-up comedy, and down a nice path through Hippie Hollow with his mom. How do you find the balance in being offensive and being funny (asking for a friend)? What's the deal with the Ohio State Buc...

Stand-up comedian and 2023 Funniest Person in Austin, Dylan Carlino jumps on the podcast and it plays out just like a movie. Welcome to Tummy Time! Strap in for Dylan’s sit-com with Phoebe Bridgers and Maggie Rogers, making enemies with the popular kids, and the highs and lows brought on by stand-up comedy. You ever make a shirt to celebrate your friendship? Get all your fighting moves from “Alias...

This one's for all the dogs. Stand-up comedian, Joey Smith, jumps on the podcast and we start smoking on that pack. Welcome to Tummy Time! Drill rap is in season and the boys discuss albums to pleasure your woman to, getting a snake because your cheating wife is into snake guys, and the biggest jar you've ever seen. How many frozen pizzas can JNCO jeans hold? Can you use the leftover embal...

Stand-up Comedian, Christopher Breakell, has always been bald. Welcome to Tummy Time! The Plano-to-Austin transplant jumps on the show and gives us the plug on Turkish hair implants, being a skate-or-die boi, and finding companionship. Seeking bald advice? Interested in making Superman your waifu? In the mood for not one, but TWO poop-your-pants stories? All this and so much more hilarity on this...

What does it mean to "Never Forget?" In this special 9/11 episode, we have stand-up comedian and America's Sweetheart, Kandace Medina, come on the show and truly teach us what it means to be an American. Welcome to Tummy Time! From growing up a foul-mouthed kid in Texas to getting picked up on the local-branch of Mugshawtys, Kadance will have you in laughing all the way through the g...

Stand-up comedian, Allison Wojtowecz, jumps on the show and takes us on a world tour! We start our journey in Round Rock, TX, birthplace of Allison, with live samples of her actual laugh and actual braid. We then trek down to Austin, TX and slide into her DMs with a comedy special proposition - never change, OnlyFans. A detour via Lyft to save an ending marriage leads us to finally find ourselves...

Stand-up, Christopher Tan, jumps on the podcast and affirms some stereotypes. Welcome to Tummy Time! The Austin-native comedian tells us about his foray in finance before leaving New York to come back home to pursue his passions. Getting trim in New York vs Austin, Asian Hierarchies, and farting out c*m. Yes, it's a wild one. Is Barack Obama Gay? What does it take to NOT get into Harvard? Who...

Stand-up comedian, co-owner of The Creek and The Cave, and podcaster (co-host of "Some of This is Bad"), Colton Dowling comes on the show and we forget to exercise Brat Control. Things go off the rails from the drop: adopting Asian children, growing up religious, wanting to play the flute; ending up playing sax, and going on Birthright. Did the Broncos go to the Super Bowl four time or f...

Stand-up comedian, Nat Rogachevsky, jumps on the podcast and for that, we are grateful. Welcome to Tummy Time! After quickly running the comedy scene in Boston, Nat took his talents to Austin midst the height of the pandemic. Partying too hard at a Bat Mitzvah, the Grateful Dead and its community, and Sapiosexuality. Have you ever gotten drunk enough that midnight shrimp sounds good? How about hit...

Stand-up Comedian and TikTok great, Greg Phelps, comes on the show and teaches the Tummy Time boyz a little nuance. Welcome to Tummy Time! From growing up gay in a small conservative town to coming out again as a gun owner, Greg's run the gamut. Cabin-fevered inspiration, bringing nuance to parties, and finding someone to suck your toes in the midst of lockdown. Are you an influencer and need...

Stand-up comedian and one-time second-funniest person in Austin, Hunter Duncan (Comedy Central, FPIA) , is our kindred spirit. Welcome to Tummy Time! From local West Lake boy to the bright lights wolfing down Wall Street, the prodigal son is back in town and be brought back some laughs. Confessing your like for a girl - in Spanish, failing the elementary school gifted and talented test, and gettin...

Writer and Comedian, Elizabeth Schantz, teaches us some tricks. Welcome to Tummy Time. Growing up a poo-poo pee-pee girl ain't easy in a religious household. That never stopped Elizabeth. At a young age, she taught herself how to queef in order to protest bedtime. Sex-Ed wasn't taught in Texas and only the cool kids got snacks. We discuss the etiquette of subscribing to a friend's Only...

Stand-up comedian, JT Kelley, shows us how to love ourselves. Welcome to Tummy Time. From Fundamentalist Christian homeschooled boy to pretending to be deaf to get out of jail, JT's stories will have you in stitches. Poopin' in a Big Gulp, buying a gun across state lines, and finding that magical orgasm button. Yep, dudes have one, too. You ever achieve the self-suck? How about haranguing...

Comedian and Youtuber, Melissa Diaz, comes on the podcast and 'splains some stuff. Welcome to Tummy Time. Melissa from the Bronx talks growing up New York: from the bookworm kid with an active imagination to performing at stand-up clubs, staying away from salvia and sticking to St. John's Wort, and a tale of puppy love turned witching. Melissa 'splains Adam Smith's Wealth of Nation...

Dylan Sullivan will have you busting your guts. Welcome to Tummy Time. The stand-up comedian (Lights Out with David Spade, Comedy Central) and Comedy Mothership regular talks growing up in Aurora, CO (yep, around that time), doing salvia, and people coming after his rubies. Getting good at hiding handcuffs, dating a conservative as a gay man, and the ultimate cookbook inspiration. Ever make eye co...

Strap in! Stand-up comedian and Malaria med enthusiast, Sam Castillo joins us this episode and takes us on a world tour. Sam starts us off by trying to get sober in Botswana, living life as a religious man, trying to escape the Matrix, and opening up for Tim Dillon. Did you know identical twins value their individuality? How delicious are the night terrors from the Malaria medication? Looking for...

Shy guy and stand-up comedian, Jason Rodriguez, joins us for Tummy Time. Fun times are in store as Jason takes us through his comedic journey: from growing up the nervous, shy kid to hosting an open mic in a crappy arcade all the way through moving to Austin midst the Great Rogan Migration. First kiss mishaps, Steve-O coming onto Jason after his Kill Tony set, and that craving for controlled atten...

Stand-up comedian, Andrew Wagner, joins the Tummy Time crew and takes us to church camp! Laugh along the way as Andrew relives growing up religious, starting stand-up at 19, and the turn to clean comedy. First kiss tips and tricks, a promised Xbox in the mail, and a little chat about Alec Baldwin round out the show. Did you ever what really went down at church camp? Curious about how Andrew's...

Angelina Martin (Comedy Central, Slide In The DMs) joins the Tummy Time crew and gets sent back to Summer School. Farmers are hot now, the open-mic grind, and flirting are all on the curriculum. Laugh out loud as Angelina walks us through her childhood growing up with sober parents, finding her sherpa, and a very formative memory rizzing up a college hunk. Will Angelina make it out of the show wit...

Pull back the curtain on this week's Tummy Time! Justin's been hard at work getting some interesting people to jump on the podcast and as a result of continued effort, he's been booked at the Velveeta Room in Austin. Though success is starting to show it's head, Justin is still trying to figure out (on the fly) what the show's concept is and how we can get more 5-star reviews....