Tuesday Night Gaming

Don’t ruin the big Spartan board. Matt feels stifled, Zach hasn’t spent his Halo energy, Jay plays the game, Alanna is down to ride in a Warthog, and Rob confirms spiders are evil.

Old Dominion. Jay is participating, Alanna has a great, thin deck, Zach does his Dr. Orpheus impression, and Matt is trippin’.

Golf with your frenemies. Alanna loves the X-Men, everyone turns on Zach, Matt is covered in bed bugs, Jay thinks about trucks all the time and Rob wants to be climbed.

Which Avatar is the good Avatar? Matt has bravery, Alanna wants hot Zuko and Jay knows prison bathroom etiquette.  

Thunderforce vibes. It’s hard for Alanna to play on her phone, Rob watches a lot of stuff with subtitles, Zach has always liked Vin Diesel and Jay is in bed.

It’s raining all over the world. Jay wants to feel part of the crew, everyone know’s Alanna’s location, and Matt plays a lot of Roller Coaster Tycoon.

It’s the best and worst of Marvel. Alanna has seen it before, Zach needs wood, Rob is an average kid, Matt is a meat eater, and Jay fills the gap.

It’s a reference to a Doors song. Rob picks the movie, Matt wants to catch a train, Jay likes a little bit of drama in his life and Alanna is walking home.    

How did they make money on this?   Jay gets used to it, Alanna pets a cow, you guys need to get on Zach’s level, Naomi is fancy fancy and Matt rushed back for this.

Lawful good doesn’t mean lawful nice. Jay is a curmudgeon, Zach likes moral ambiguity, Rob gets nervous and Matt is in Alanna’s way.

All terrible in their own way. Jay is doing air quotes, Zach reads American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Alanna is not a football player, and Matt doesn’t know how to fly a plane.

Who can remember Harry Potter? Matt appreciates highly motivated individuals, Zach drops his close range weapon and this is Rob’s 9/11.

This hole sucks.   Zach wants randomizer detente, Alanna thinks of a number, Matt is in charge of the nicknames, Jay is on a loop, and Rob is in trouble.

It’s because we can’t touch ourselves. Jay is not Forrest Gump, Matt gets out the marshmallows and Zach doesn’t pick up on any of that.

Robert Jordan owes Tamora Pierce an apology. Rob recaps himself, Alanna lucks out on genetics, Matt pulls a Jay, Jay picks a fight with 20 people and Naomi calls out Matt’s immune system.

The Dark One has meetings. Zach doesn’t sense a lot of excitement, Matt is broken, Jay falls, and Alanna needs to ready up.

We’re busy picking up guns and ammo. Jay is parallel processing, Alanna defines a Jaysplanation, Rob likes almond milk on his cereal and Matt has giant domes.

It’s not a rip off, it’s an homage. Alanna wants a Shout dance emoji, Zach wants someone to bang, Matt gets Lord of the Rings vibes and Jay loves a car movie.

The Force is responsible for everything. Zach makes references to movies from the 80s, Matt thinks in simplistic terms, Rob gets Phasma vibes, Alanna’s had enough of weird creatures and Jay has some additional points to make.

No arguing, just corrections. Alanna doesn’t make the rules, she just breaks them, Zach does a Jay, Matt wants Force ghost and Jay apologizes to Annie.

Things actually happen. Alanna wins a bet, Matt has crabs, Jay wants 1.5 more inches, Zach accepts the trade and Rob wants the shallow women.

The strap makes it old. Alanna discusses a trade, Jay can’t really justify it and Matt feels manipulated.

Put Zach down for Yes. Jay is a B-Wing fan, Alanna has prop bets, Matt is not a sycophant and Rob allows it.

Overwatch animated put everyone in a bad mood. Zach knows how to fall, Alanna wants D.Va, and Jay's an X-Man. Tune in for Star Wars Ahsoka next week!

No one paid anyone. Jay is the resident Rooster Teeth fan, Alanna wants the receipts, Matt is right and Zach is familiar with Ruby.