Tuesday Night Gaming

There were so many credits. Matt has no shame, Naomi doesn’t even talk to people she knows, Jay respects privacy, Alanna doesn’t want a traumatic brain injury and Zach isn’t a good NBA player.

We were so close to butt. Jay loves the property, Alanna is online, Zach wants Star Trek writers, Matt is like Sol and Rob wouldn’t move to China.

Hoodies are cool and practical. Zach hallucinates, Jay is a light whip fan, Alanna knows what an iPhone is and Matt is not a prankster.

Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna is a metaphor for reproductive freedom.  

What's all the fuss about? Alanna doesn’t know Matt, Jay hasn’t played Magic in years, Matt doesn’t want to fight about it and Zach doesn’t want a tiara.    

The identical twin perspective. Celeste shows her secret handshake, Jay doesn’t appreciate asychroniscity, Zach wants to know the case for being a witch, Matt does not endorse the message, Rob’s jeans are always ill-fitting and Alanna can’t believe she watched those episodes.

Maybe prison has gotten more progressive. Matt needs more blood sugar, Alanna makes connections, Jay’s trunk is his ass and Zach is distracted.

It’s a pretty big risk blowing up the world. Alanna doesnt want to jump ahead, Matt has trouble driving Zach squees again, and Rob can’t use a hot tub.

Let's hear it for the boys. Zach squeed, Matt never is in the mood for drama, and Jay would be a skunk.   

We all like the show. Matt doesn’t want to get yelled at, Rob is super cool and hip, Zach has TLAs, Alanna blows minds and Jay gets free drinks.

Vault-Tech should be trusted. Zach is done with that, Matt is open minded, Alanna almost screen cheats and Jay needs to read about Thrawn. 

Here’s’s a blanket warning. Alanna focuses on the podcast, Matt has so many locations, Zach wants someone else to go first, Rob doesn’t go outside and Jay checks the tape.  

It should be Vault Man, not Vault Boy. Alanna has to make her own way in the world, Matt says “idiot box”, Jay has a future houseboat, and Zach loves root beer.

Nobody has swept the floor. Rob has stormtrooper level aim, Zach has a theory he just came up with, Alanna wants to pack the court and Jay cherishes his legs.

It’s really about capitalism. Matt hates cold opens, Jay thinks the latrines are cool and really clever, Zach knows too much about nuclear weapons, Alanna wants to talk about the episode and Naomi doesn’t want anyone to know how smart she is.

Here’s this white guy, he was awesome. Matt is a big softie, Rob doesn’t want coherent, Alanna’s thinking reshoots, Zach watched the trailer and Jay is Visiony.

We’re Fortnite Spartans. Zach watches a Bridge Too Far, Matt challenges Ares, Bobbie tries to chomp the plant, Alanna enjoys playing as Magma and Jay was always cool.

Hot branding action. Matt writes it down, Zach wants to start over, Rob likes a big heavy sandwich, Jay sighs a heavy sigh and Alanna is distracted by online shopping.

Hanging with the boys. Zach steals a bunch of bars, Matt has two Wings of Icarus, and Jay is in Hobbit mode.

This is why we have the pellets. Matt finally gets a 5-2. Rob’s a poor man and an idiot, Zach explains why people look at birds, Alanna has slow Internet and Jay knows what funerals are for. 

Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon person. Jay likes Taco Bell, Zach laughed when he died, Alanna doesn’t want to live at NASA and Matt is back.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

We’re a medium crew. Matt doesn’t understand women, Impossible burgers make Alanna gassy, Jay breaks out the cups and Zach wants to eat dinner on the roof.