Tuesday Night Gaming

What's all the fuss about? Alanna doesn’t know Matt, Jay hasn’t played Magic in years, Matt doesn’t want to fight about it and Zach doesn’t want a tiara.    

The identical twin perspective. Celeste shows her secret handshake, Jay doesn’t appreciate asychroniscity, Zach wants to know the case for being a witch, Matt does not endorse the message, Rob’s jeans are always ill-fitting and Alanna can’t believe she watched those episodes.

Maybe prison has gotten more progressive. Matt needs more blood sugar, Alanna makes connections, Jay’s trunk is his ass and Zach is distracted.

It’s a pretty big risk blowing up the world. Alanna doesnt want to jump ahead, Matt has trouble driving Zach squees again, and Rob can’t use a hot tub.

Let's hear it for the boys. Zach squeed, Matt never is in the mood for drama, and Jay would be a skunk.   

We all like the show. Matt doesn’t want to get yelled at, Rob is super cool and hip, Zach has TLAs, Alanna blows minds and Jay gets free drinks.

Vault-Tech should be trusted. Zach is done with that, Matt is open minded, Alanna almost screen cheats and Jay needs to read about Thrawn. 

Here’s’s a blanket warning. Alanna focuses on the podcast, Matt has so many locations, Zach wants someone else to go first, Rob doesn’t go outside and Jay checks the tape.  

It should be Vault Man, not Vault Boy. Alanna has to make her own way in the world, Matt says “idiot box”, Jay has a future houseboat, and Zach loves root beer.

Nobody has swept the floor. Rob has stormtrooper level aim, Zach has a theory he just came up with, Alanna wants to pack the court and Jay cherishes his legs.

It’s really about capitalism. Matt hates cold opens, Jay thinks the latrines are cool and really clever, Zach knows too much about nuclear weapons, Alanna wants to talk about the episode and Naomi doesn’t want anyone to know how smart she is.

Here’s this white guy, he was awesome. Matt is a big softie, Rob doesn’t want coherent, Alanna’s thinking reshoots, Zach watched the trailer and Jay is Visiony.

We’re Fortnite Spartans. Zach watches a Bridge Too Far, Matt challenges Ares, Bobbie tries to chomp the plant, Alanna enjoys playing as Magma and Jay was always cool.

Hot branding action. Matt writes it down, Zach wants to start over, Rob likes a big heavy sandwich, Jay sighs a heavy sigh and Alanna is distracted by online shopping.

Hanging with the boys. Zach steals a bunch of bars, Matt has two Wings of Icarus, and Jay is in Hobbit mode.

This is why we have the pellets. Matt finally gets a 5-2. Rob’s a poor man and an idiot, Zach explains why people look at birds, Alanna has slow Internet and Jay knows what funerals are for. 

Mike Tyson is a huge pigeon person. Jay likes Taco Bell, Zach laughed when he died, Alanna doesn’t want to live at NASA and Matt is back.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

Time for a chill evacuation of beefy six year olds. Jay is a Kwan guy, Alanna is kidnapped by the government, Matt has no soul, Rob is a dedicated listener and Zach brags for a second.

We’re a medium crew. Matt doesn’t understand women, Impossible burgers make Alanna gassy, Jay breaks out the cups and Zach wants to eat dinner on the roof.

Don’t ruin the big Spartan board. Matt feels stifled, Zach hasn’t spent his Halo energy, Jay plays the game, Alanna is down to ride in a Warthog, and Rob confirms spiders are evil.

Old Dominion. Jay is participating, Alanna has a great, thin deck, Zach does his Dr. Orpheus impression, and Matt is trippin’.

Golf with your frenemies. Alanna loves the X-Men, everyone turns on Zach, Matt is covered in bed bugs, Jay thinks about trucks all the time and Rob wants to be climbed.

Which Avatar is the good Avatar? Matt has bravery, Alanna wants hot Zuko and Jay knows prison bathroom etiquette.  

Thunderforce vibes. It’s hard for Alanna to play on her phone, Rob watches a lot of stuff with subtitles, Zach has always liked Vin Diesel and Jay is in bed.