Tuesday Night Gaming

Pac-Man’s the talk of the town. Zach didn’t feel the threat, Rob was in China, Jay played Warhammer for years and years and years and Matt gets Pacific Rim vibes.

Dungeons and Dragons has rules. Jay is a robot sympathizer, Zach isn’t a nerd and Matt likes something.

Everyone’s getting arrested. Zach has never heard it pronounced that way, Matt didn’t agree to that, Alanna can move and heal and pppies put Jay in a good mood.

We actually won a game. Alanna got stuck, Matt finds the mop, Jay is a car person, Rob looks up the cat stats and Zach likes musicals.

They wouldn’t do that on TV.   Alanna has a philosophy, Jay can’t pass up a good sword, Zach tunes out for long speeches and Matt was weeping.

That’s what men do. Jay saw it on TikTok, Matt knows how that feels, Alanna seems like overkill, Rob plans a future with Elisabeth Olsen and Zach goes with Brendan Fraser.  

The Grave of the Ancestors does not come from the Authority. Zach is a team player, Matt believes women, Jay buys his own air pump and Alanna wants a full world.

Nine year olds are dangerous. Guru is not confused, Alanna is a Wheel of Time super fan, Zach is the Game of Thrones guy, Jay wasn’t compelled in any capacity, Matt can’t speculate when it comes to men, Rob likes it more than Wheel of Time and Bobbi is dainty.

Everyone’s losing hands. Matt was so sure, Zach has a reputation as a miracle worker, Alanna was hoping for two shooting hands, and Jay is the weird crazy idea person.

They get paid by the letter. Alanna doesn’t like wearing things on her back, Zach flashes back to the novels of his youth, Matt reads the descriptions and Jay is protective of his medical information.

We’re the only Bad Batch fans on the Internet, Zach only watched 11, Alanna didn’t watch either, Rob was getting bored, Jay runs everywhere and Matt gets Play of the Game. 

We will survive. Jay is fine, Zach learns it's a real word, Matt is a DC fan and Alanna is fun.

We have five people. Alanna wants to be able to negotiate, Zach is an adult, Matt wears an old T-shirt, Jay loves the knife and Rob hacks the game.

National Podcast Day. Matt writes the episode, Alanna remembers the grappling hook, Jay knows everything and Zach messed it up.

Stop bringing up the sequels. Rob chooses violence, Alanna has been in purple this whole time, Jay watches TV in his PJs, Matt is Calvin and Zach is only on a technicality.

Prequel fans are fickle people. Jay doesn’t like when things end, Matt wasn’t paying attention, Zach jumps on the train and Alanna would be the referee.

They’re doing the Anakin Skywalker thing. Zach loves Ed Brubaker, Alanna gets nuked, Matt tries to walk it in, Rob challenges Batman’s detective skills and Jay has great friends.

Even the bathroom isn’t safe. Zach has been to a hall of mirrors, Matt apologizes, Alanna shows elitism and Jay is going into combat.  

The most progressive 1940s. We’re on 4Chan. Matt is edging, Jay noticed, Alanna has replaced all her Batman knowledge with Pokemon and Rob is a newfangled kid.  

I think it was a Wendy’s. Alanna replaces Batman with Pokemon, Matt tries the same joke on a different audience, Jay can’t even finish it and Zach wants unlimited pancakes.  

There were so many credits. Matt has no shame, Naomi doesn’t even talk to people she knows, Jay respects privacy, Alanna doesn’t want a traumatic brain injury and Zach isn’t a good NBA player.

We were so close to butt. Jay loves the property, Alanna is online, Zach wants Star Trek writers, Matt is like Sol and Rob wouldn’t move to China.

Hoodies are cool and practical. Zach hallucinates, Jay is a light whip fan, Alanna knows what an iPhone is and Matt is not a prankster.

Why can’t this Jason be like that Jason? Matt likes Twitter, Zach is alliterative, Jay is a rare thing in the universe and Alanna is a metaphor for reproductive freedom.