Tuesday Night Gaming

Penny Arcade existed in 1998. Zach has a lot of college friends, Matt has never been to a naked sauna, Alanna sooo disagrees and Jay is familiar with Korean culture.

Asian, Colorado. Zach is being serious, Alanna has a flat affect, Jay can limp very fast and Rob plans his 50th birthday.

One more episode to get shredded. Alanna doesn't have a heart, Matt is willing to like things, Zach found that very amusing and Jay almost let it slip.

The spores were in the air. Zach turns on the show, Matt has so many families to choose from, Jay spent half an hour playing the guitar, Rob wants to go in pure and Alanna has some Bobbi pictures.

Apocalypse sex is not hot. Matt doesn't want to be dehumanized, Alanna wouldn't play field hockey, Zach read an article about it in the Atlantic magazine, and Jay sleeps like a vampire.

That was a scary cold opening. Zach isn't even Christian, Alanna's solution is obvious, Matt jumps ahead, Naomi is back with Naomi's Notes, Rob kicks plants, Jay was a goody goody and Guru was mischievous.

We're getting paid with being alive. Alanna's leaving them, Matt wants this, Jay likes people talking and Zach has a glass of warm milk before bed.

She shouldn't endanger her hot friends. Zach is not scared,Matt said Mark Hamill, Alanna was looking at her phone. Jay is friends with his exes and Rob runs in the rain/

They're a council. The council decides things. Zach likes that robot guy, Alanna learns from Ocean's Eleven, Matt doesn't have strong feelings about Klyea, Rob likes a big gap and jizz and Jay catches up on what Garrick says.  

Loot the droid. Alanna buys new cards, Zach is reminded of a classic DC Comics moment , Matt hates to sound like Jay and Jay is a Lurker.

Every third episode someone dies a meaningless death. Jay never feels guilty, Zach is a classic American, Alanna wants this to be over and Rob has a ginger body.

That was a classic podcast moment. Guru experiences prequelitis, Zach is thirsty, Matt isn't messed up, Jay is hooked, and Alanna watches Fellowship of the Ring.

We always want show. Matt is on the wagon, Rob is a psycho, Alanna is butt-suck Jay weaves themes and Zach was playing Super Hot  

Our instructions are very clear. Zach answered a question with a question, Alanna hasn't thought about it, Jay doesn't know how to mute, and Guru says the elbow.

It was a traumatizing part of our childhood. Rob has no personal life, Matt would wait as long as possible, Zach is a sympathetic villain, Jay is a big hockey fan and Alanna knows how to assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey

Are Tony Dalton and Timothy Dalton related? Zach wants explanations, Matt is a professional bank robber, Alanna shares about Matt and Zach's personal hygiene and Jay didn't have to do anything.

Everyone knows BB. Jay's an illegal lush, Zach doesn't like clubbing, Matt is a heathen, Alanna didn't like it and Rob is realistic.

It's like an episode of Law and Order. 

It's a really good day. Alanna watches a video, Zach is right so rarely, Matt is being fancy, Jay was extremely frustrated, and Rob is too snooty for that. 

It’s like the Cave of Wonders. Jay is playing Abound, Zach doesn’t want to be difficult, Alanna makes a Prediction and Matt is like Fern.

There’s some bad blood. Matt can’t understand kids, Rob is always the MVP, Zach knows what people say, Alanna wants justice and Jay wants to sleep.

They have cans in Star Wars. Alanna knows a lot about Jude Law, Matt loves that stuff, Zach is a hypocrite, Rob keeps his references up to date, and Jay has separate clips.

What exactly is a brunette? Matt doesn’t write the mission protocols, Zach actually has notes, Alanna isn’t telling and Jay takes the marshmallow test.  

Everything is nostalgia. Rob was a Playstation fanboy, Matt has skills, Jay likes Go, Zach only knows one Johnny, and Alanna could do it right now if she needed to.

Maybe Pearl Jam or Green Day. Alanna read it wrong, Jay remembers nothing, Zach triggers a boss and Matt says poop.