Tuesday Night Gaming

We’re all rubbing off on Jay. Matt doesn’t know what’s going on in the world, Alanna is the second last person to find out and Jay’s jaw falls.

We respect your opinion. Zach loves Joe Rogan, Alanna founds her religion, Matt loves death, Jay wants a heavy question, and Rob burns brownies.

We’re being a little bit facetious. Jay should spend more time on Reddit, Matt isn’t paying attention as usual, Zach doesn’t want to change the world, Alanna was not impressed by thatand Naomi is in her pajamas.

That's the whole point. Alanna’s city wants amenities, Zach regrets nothing, Jay is French, Rob doesn’t understand women, and Matt is really good at words.

A very special week this week. Zach has so many emotions, Naomi is on her soapbox firmly, Matt should have expected it, Jay is eloquent with his speech, and Alanna is all about the revenge.

It all comes down to this. Alanna has a confession, it’s just Matt, Rob’s not a plot guy and Jay opens his presents all year long.

We've lost our edge. Zach can’t summon the rage, Alanna is out of ammo, Matt expects greatness and Jay fails in the game,

It’s all uphill now. Zach amuses himself, Matt digs dark, Alanna is reminded of Legends of Tomorrow, Rob actually watched Titans and someone pushes Jay really far.

Back to Titans, it never changes. Matt is still sick, Jay was left hanging for so long, Zach is in the minority on this one and Alanna is gendered.

Tuesday night memes. Matt lost his voice, Zach isn’t that professional, Jay loves the Force Unleashed, Alanna was right again, and Rob didn't watch Picard. 

Waiting for the Pill. Jay is a true believer, Chris is a stick in the mud, Matt wishes he was Raffi, and Naomi has a big head.

Has Mando jumped the shark? Zach feels validated, Jay fixes a car, Rob was in heaven, and Alanna isn't in this episode but was bored anyway.

Everyone's under attack. Matt calls it right now, Alanna doesn’t watch Rebels, Zach has a bad aim day and Jay would be the messy roommate.

How do they bang? Alanna falls off a cliff, Zach’s handwriting is in the Library of Congress, Jay likes prompting and Rob is pro sweat pants.

What a dismissive podcast. Alanna sings Moana, Jay is holding out for the Pill, Zach remembers Mandalore Vampires and Matt is bullied.

Real giraffes look fake. Alanna learned nothing about polar bears, Jay knows Treknobabble, Matt is a dummy in the audience and Rob has tiny tiny little arms. 

How does penicillin work? Matt lives under a rock, Zach goes to a Purim party, Jay sexualizes Yoda, and Alanna hates poetry. 

Jack Crusher sucks. Alanna watches Euphoria, Matt didn’t say anything, Rob is in for cutting off appendages, Zach doesn’t pick up on the subtleties of the show, and Jay loves Mortal Kombat.

It's tradition. Zach has knowledge of future events, Jay is a chair, Alanna shouts out menstrual cups, and Matt doesn’t want to talk about this any more

It's time for BB8 and 7. Matt is a good son, Alanna actually knew the answer, Jay gets to see a garage again, Zach already has two hammers, and Rob is off on his own.

No jokes here. Matt wants new jokes, Alanna’s the spoiler, Jay has ris and Naomi doesn’t want to interrupt.

Raiders of the Lost Batch. Zach rewound it, Jay makes fan art, Matt talks to his boss and Alanna rewatches the Clone Wars (again).

What has Hollywood taught you? Zach’s not willing to take that chance, Jay’s knees are buckling, Matt thinks he’s a good guy and Alanna never got to use her rocket launcher.

Back to basics. Zach is clonist, Alanna doesn’t want to repeat, nobody listens to Matt, Jay is a die hard Last of User and Rob is from the Westworld.

We're in real life. Alanna doesn’t trust tauntauns, Matt needs a mansplanation, Jay knows how much everything weighs and Zach is a cynical adult.