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Ding dong the... Evil comes in small packages, with prison rape fu, abortion fu, man hating fu, constitution fu and #RBG fu.

Netflix cuties, California boys, and Facebook groups go full pedo. Is this bizarro world or is something else at play? #CancelNetflix

Even a mean demented molesting squirrel finds the occasional nut.  Can you say President Pelosi?

What does Kyle Rittenhouse, George Soros, BLM and Philadelphia have to do with the end of America?

With pound me too fu, Weinstein fu, #catfight fu, Charmed fu, Witch fu, Oprah Fu, daytime TV fu,  lezbo vampire fu, celebrity cell phone fu and why it’s called Hollywierd.

The news is not the news, with CNN fu, Soros fu, Coumo Fu, propaganda fu, riot fu, aluminum bat fu, AK-47 fu, libtard fu, Portllujah fu, Seattlestan fu, Minneaplestan fu, and one pissed off evil lawyer.

Yes he is, but man is it difficult sometimes!

The assault show, why can’t you just punch someone who deserves it and pay the fine like the old days?  With kung fu,  face smashing car jack fu, chainsaw fu, ass brushing fu, elbow fu, annoying fascist public servant fu, butt stuff in jail fu,  public defender fu, Italian car fu, old man fu, 1 can, 1 six pack and 1 case  of whoop-ass and a $30,000,000 lawsuit over a ticket.

If you don't pay your bills, you'll have more money! How to use the system to avoid those pesky debts and collectors.

Do you swear or affirm to tell your truth, your truth and nothing but your truth?  Main Stream Media is lying, as usual.  Qualified immunity has nothing to do with Covid 19 or criminal cases.  The creatures on The View should be outlawed.  No, Fred the cop can’t just walk into your home, shoot you in the face and take a dump on your corpse and get away with it.  Criminal court vs. civil court.  No...

Odd things that confer Covid immunity, like riots, fire, bricks and Molotov cocktails.

Yes, maybe. The collaborative divorce, how, why, when, and if you can get along that well, why not just stay married?

These words frequently predate homelessness, meeting your new prison boyfriend, and never seeing your kids again.  No matter how much Judge Judy you watch.  With awful public defenders, cousin in law lawyers, and people who have no business anywhere near a courtroom.  Bonus fantastically interesting war stories.

How to get rid of a lawyer who shows up drunk, high or not at all. War stories about car wrecks, drunk lawyers, high lawyers, crazy lawyers and cheap lawyers.   How to be a good client.  How not to be a bad lawyer.

Getting pulled over may ruin your day, but it doesn’t have to ruin your year, how to (possibly) get out of a ticket.

Dating is hell. Featuring: Match and Tinder and Bumble and Plenty of Fish oh my! Why setting your friends up is like vouching for someone with the mob. Have you aged out of the gold digger system and what is the Gold Digger Trifecta? 30, 40 and 50 year old "virgins". Mixed litters, meth-heads and 50k a year millionaires. Using Google Earth to get a profile pic, stone washed jeans, Tiger Kings, and...

Put down the PS4 controller and climb out of your mom’s basement, you too can get a job that pays 15 bucks an hour plus keep what you loot. It’s not even BYOB, bricks are provided. Learn why a cop car is a riot piñata. Learn the correct order, don’t be a doofus and try to steal after you burn, and more.

Did you ever think you’d have to be around those people, every stinking hour of every day?  Did you just realize that your children really are the rotten horrible spoiled crotchfruit their teachers/nannies/strangers  have been saying they are? Did you just find out that, while, 2 hours a day with your “better half” may be tolerable, 24 is most definitely not? Are you wondering if maybe little John...

Give me liberty or give me convenience, #California, #theRealDonaldTrump #Obama #MSM #Michigan #Texas #Reopen

HB 6666 the bill so evil 3 6s were not enough lets them come to your house and remove you, if you have had contact with certain people. It's as though #CaroleBaskin was riding a #murderhornet with lasers. Show me on this doll where the Government touched you. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation is at it again, this time with a change to the law that will let them track you anywhere and remove yo...

China fooled you all, the WHO was in on it, and they might have gotten away with it if not for that meddling Dr. Li Wenliang. Tedross is a war criminal. Tyson, Smithfield and artificial food shortages. Michistan governor, Gretchen Whitmer is trying to provoke revolt. Trump and Pompeo are right, this virus was engineered. New information from MI6 and Australia's ASIS. Stop buying Chinese products....

Anyone else tired of talking about Covid-19? Here are some lawyer jokes. No lawyers were injured during the making of these jokes. Probably.

At first it was just the tip. How Apple, Facebook, Google and #BillGates are using the pandemic to firmly cement the architecture of oppression and what you can do to throw a monkey wrench into their plans.

We get censored by Apple! China must be punished. Dr. Fauci is a shill for Bill Gates. This is a bio weapon attack. How Bill Gates is using this to get you and everyone else in the world under his control. Kentucky wants to shoot you if you went to Church on Easter. #BillGates #DrFauci.

We have the opportunity to be the second greatest generation, and all most of us have to do is stay home.  Do you really want a revolution?  Covid 19 is a bioweapon and we must crush China.  Stop being idiots and stay home if you can.