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With a number like 3800, what can we do? It's the end of the world, wait, where did they get that number?

Two developmentally disabled wamaloes with speech impediments strip on TV, but Dr. Seuss, Pepe Le Pew, and Speedy and Slowpoke Gonzales are offensive? Featuring Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion, enormous butt cheek exposing, more camel toe than the Arabian army, and the Nobel for stripping goes to…

I can’t believe it’s not murder, mans-laughter explained. Can I really murder someone in Minnesota and just get a ticket? Why second degree murder? Could we make first degree stick if we picked the jury in Portlanistan? Bonus ANTIFA makes the jurors an offer they can’t refuse, and asbestos underwear warning.

Biden comes out of his basement then gets lost on stage, the 25th amendment and Nancy Pelosi, Donald Trump absolutely crushes it at CPAC. The first 9 figure pillow fight as Dominion sues My Pillow and Mike Lindell for over 1 BILLION dollars, are they run by Dr. Evil? My Pillow says, bring it on! Sponsored by Real Bad News Live at https://youtu.be/3VV1xv1GYoU

Pay your electric bill and you'll have electricity. WRONG. Pay your premiums, and your insurance company will help you when disaster strikes, right? WRONG. Are you in good hands? Nope. Are they a good neighbor? Absolutely not. Is the emu going to help? nuh uh. What can you do about it?

It’s not legal to impeach a former president, but luckily two rabid liberal law professors have come up with a work around. Have you or a loved one been affected by TDS or Trump Derangement Syndrome? You may be entitled to compensation. Have you or a loved one angered a democrat? You may be subjected to depersoning.

Say it isn’t so, Joe. Joe Biden says a dictator is a guy who rules by executive order then signed 42 of them in his first week while hiding behind a wall and 30,000 Guardsmen, smashing all previous records for dictatorships. Is Joe Biden “I’m Stalin, and I can’t get up?” With bonus GME DOGE AMC BTC.

The Evil Lawyer discusses his opinion on the difference between buzzed driving and drunk driving, with examples and explanations of why field sobriety tests are BS, for entertainment purposes only.

Facts? We don't need no stinking facts! This was what we say it was. We must impeach and convict. No evidence is necessary. See? See what you made us do to Washington DC? It looks like Beijing

Hello Government property! It has come to our attention that you say things that we think are bad, mostly because they interfere with our power. To make you safer, we, the Government, have partnered with Big Tech to silence folks who don't say what we think they should say, and horror of horrors, do say things we think they should not say. Never mind reading the constitution, just sit back, enjoy...

Nancy Pelosi has her house vandalized with demands for free rent, free money and a great big anarchy symbol, but blames…white nationalists? With doodoo in the yard, genitalia on the video surveillance, and McConnell a victim too?

It’s almost a new year. How bad will it get and how can you save yourself?

Can snowmen lead to rioting and the collapse of Western civilization? Yes, yes they can.

Life sentences for pot in 2020? You betcha!

Why they can keep questioning you even if you holler 5th amendment and how to make it stop with when can they make you consent to search and "Well, we just gonna wait here alllll day for them dope dogs to RIP YER CAR TO SHREDS".

Just go straight to the section on Nancy Pelosi’s bikini wax while getting her butthole bleached, you’ll thank me.

Everything you have heard about Thanksgiving is wrong, the pilgrims were monsters! Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

How the left will start a civil war, with Kamala protein shake fu, Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo fu, media fu, creepy child sniffing fu, court fu, millions of imaginary voters fu and the award for stupid to the leftists who just bought guns. Texas Tax rate at 80% of 8.25%

The Evil Lawyer converts to a purple haired, tackle box faced soy-boy.  Featuring  a thgizmogorph ton of Fauchi fu, tackle box face fu, toxic male gaze fu, 901 genders fu, and thank you sir may I now join the victim class fu. #Biden #Trump

China’s overnight currency manipulation shows the fix is in. With disappearing numbers, disappearing news, spontaneously appearing bags of votes, Josh Shapiro, PA Attorney General , calls election the day before the election. Did I mention there would be math?  Social and Main Stream Media try to destroy our nation, but will redneck deplorables save the day?

China Joe exposed, going back decades. With Hunter Biden fu,Tony Bobilinski fu, baba booey fu, coke fu, underage hooker fu, ass line snorting fu, and 47 years of screwing we the people like a 2 buck whore.

What if your son just cost you the election because he refused to pick up his laptop chock full of incriminating pictures and emails implicating you and your family in everything from payoffs from China, Russia and Kazakhstan. With bonus underage hooker fu, coke fu, crack fu and the award to whoever took all those pics.

With not real and totally fake apologies to SNL, Woke rich white b##ches in Gucci, tackle box faced purple haired 300 pound SJWs,  soy boys, rainbow folks,  cancel culture, gay slaves, NYC, child molesters, and thanks to Bill Burr, Sam Kinison, George Carlin and Doug Stanhope.

We address the debate between Donald Trump and Chris Walace, with Joe Biden watching, confused, the left's obsession with death, and more Soros funded shenanigans.

Have you ever read a warrant?  We go over the entire thing and the surprise forensic evidence, who really killed Breonna Taylor?