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I thought Biden was just demented, now I know he’s evil. He preaches unity, then goes on an Alzheimer’s fueled rampage against all Republicans, and sets his sights on dividing the nation as the vaccinated versus the unvaccinated with the constitution in tatters and 400 federal agencies to back him up.

When attempts to keep California refugees back in the blue state where they belong fail, Texas passes a couple laws to send them fleeing back to the land of fruits and nuts.

When faced with breaking a promise to the Taliban, or breaking a promise to America, Joe chooses what China wants, including sand sharks with lasers.

There were three ways to do it, and Beijing Biden picked the worse. We'll just put a happy little terrorist over here.

You’re a terrorist, and you’re a terrorist, and YOU, no, you’re just a brown guy with a bomb vest, carry on.

Famous NYC Surgeon marries a beauty queen and a hooker, I mean Escort American, at the same time, and why oh why couldn’t Dr. Kim’s last name had been “Ho”, because Regina Turner-Ho just sounds so much better than “Kim”, at least under the circumstances.

Covid Delta evolved because of the vaccines, fight me on it with bonus Covid Zeta, or as we call it, the zombie virus. Brought to you by the Umbrella Corporation.

Don’t judge Jack, you bigot, shim’s our new neurodiversity hire, just duck, he likes to throw feces.

Democrat legislators flee to avoid doing their jobs, Soros buys tickets, warrants are issued, and Kamala hands out cookies and Brave Lil’ Socialist merit badges

Math is racist, reading is no longer fundamental, but racist, and your pronoun is ballsack.

Way back in March of 2020 our research proved that Covid was a Chinese bioweapon, don’t believe me? Listen and find out.

Taxes for everyone, everything, all the time, the Patriot Tax and the Wealth tax explained.

If Megan Rapinoe is the answer, I don't want to know the question. Bye bye angels, hello hog farm!

Tom Hanks is a racist because he plays white men, and Professor Killawhitey talks about her rrrrow fantasies.

Without proof, everything is rape, and you should probably call a lawyer or at least a mobile notary for butt stuff or anything interesting.

Nobs, slobs, woke mobs, manimony, prenups and a flamethrower.

The gubmint admits aliens, I mean Extraterrestrial Immigrants ©™ are real, so why now?

120 days to flatten the nation; food lines, gas lines, power outages, nuclear threats, and it’s only the beginning

Don't go to Tinder looking for an Amazon sandwich maker.

Gummies for dummies, lollypops bring lots of cops, and did I mention cocaine?

What do you get when you have an incompetent ruler? High taxes, economic crashes, and nuclear war, with bonus Crimea river, Putin is rebuilding the USSR, tackle box faced SJW’s, and Bronies? Yeah, Bronies.

Is DWB a capital offense or was it just a combination of Daunte Wright, who had a warrant for weapons fighting a cop who made a real boneheaded mistake. Bonus liability for Taser for making that thing feel just like a gun and Dollar General, for always being in the path of the riots. Double bonus if anyone can tell me how to pronounce “Daunte”.

Who you gonna call? Ghostgunbusters!

You can have lots of free money if you’re “of color”. Is red included? What’s 190 trillion among friends?

The left will not tell you the truth, the media will not tell you the truth because they worship their narrative above all else, but we have the truth. With Boulder’s own Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa, democrat gun grabs, disarmed and defunded police, doublespeak and 4 more years of Obama, I mean Biden.