True Crimes Against Wine

Judge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surrounding the drink.

Judge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?

Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle.

Our Judges discuss where they would have vacation homes if money was no object.

Sidebar Episode. 59: Living in a Barbie World Our Judges break down their favorite Barbie moments. Which Barbie are you???

What the heck are people talking about when they reference a wine's "body?" Judge Topher is here to break it down for you!

Judge Topher breaks his silence regarding his years long ongoing beef with a Hollywood icon.

Judge Rachel and Judge Topher discuss how to improve your palate and Topher shares how he teaches beginners how to taste.  

Judge Topher shares some of his favorite summertime cocktails. Recipes in the comments.  

Judge Topher finally answers the question regarding his feelings about Timothee Chalamet. Judge Rachel gives fresh insight into his life and background. Will she change Topher's mind? Or is Chalamet a lost cause?      

Our Judges answer a question about pool etiquette and give some of their Do's and Don't's for how to have a fun pool party for everyone.

Judge Topher hosts a surprise cross examination to test how bad Judge Rachel's memory really is...

Topher explains what a sommelier is and how to become one.

Judge Topher explains some basic tips for pairing wine with food. BONUS: Think about where it is from... Making a delicious pasta? Serve an Italian wine from that region! Ciao!

DEFENDANT: Sofia Coppola EVIDENCE: Francis Ford Coppola Diamond Edition Chardonnay 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: California Coast, US -- Our Judges sojourn to the sunny west coast for their last trial of the season. Judge Topher displays keen memory skills and Judge Rachel tries to trip him up with her hardest cross examination yet...

Our judges share what they've been sipping on recently and give the listeners some ideas to try!  

DEFENDANTS:  Brian Cranston and Aaron Paul EVIDENCE: Dos Hombres Mezcal SCENE OF THE CRIME: Oaxaca, Mexico -- Our Judges sojourn to sunny Mexico to sample a smoky libation. They play an interesting game of F, Marry, Kill, and Topher reveals a surprising and mysterious connection to one of the defendants.

Our Judges answer the classic question: Which three celebrities would you invite to wine night??? The answers are surprising!

DEFENDANT: Benjamin Franklin EVIDENCE: The Federalist Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA -- Our Judges travel through time to experience the founding father, inventor, diplomat, and fashion icon that is Ben Franklin. Prepare to swoon.

Judge Rachel expounds on the the drama surrounding Gwyneth Paltrow and her skiing snafu.

DEFENDANT: Kyle MacLachlan  EVIDENCE: Baby Bear Syrah SCENE OF THE CRIME: Walla Walla, WA -- Our Judges sojourn to Washington to investigate the Shakespearean soap star, Kyle MacLachlan.

Judge Topher delves into the fascinating and inspiring life of one of history's most famous and celebrated winemakers, the Widow Cliquot.

DEFENDANT: Dame Agatha Christie EVIDENCE: Crush Rivaner, Disheveled Tailor Königliche, Right Hook Cabernet Sauvignon, and The Butchery Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Luxembourg, Hungary, Bulgaria, and Moldova -- Our Judges board the Orient Express to tackle their most ambitious case yet, the Queen of Crime herself. Judge Topher talks poisons and Judge Rachel reveals a shocking twist involv...

Judge Topher offers some sage advice regarding an age old question and tips on how to remain professional at boozy work functions.

DEFENDANT: Blake Lively EVIDENCE: Betty Buzz Premium Drink Mixers SCENE OF THE CRIME: America? -- Our Judges turn into pro bartenders with the help of Blake Lively's line of mixers. Topher pours heavy and has trouble keeping his ish together, and Rachel insists that this is a VERY belchy wine.