True Crimes Against Wine

DEFENDANT: Jeff Gordon EVIDENCE: Manos Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lundi, CA -- Our Judges buckle up for a day at the races with the King of NASCAR. A particularly competitive cross examination ensues.

Our Judges discuss romantic cocktails for Valentine's Day.

DEFENDANT: Dylan Mulvaney EVIDENCE: Bud Light SCENE OF THE CRIME: Everywhere, all of Time -- Our Judges travel back in time to ancient Egypt and tackle the world's most popular potable beverage! Along the way they celebrate some of our many great trans icons.

Judge Topher discusses which grape varietal he would vote off the island given the chance.

DEFENDANT: William Shakespeare EVIDENCE: Mondavi Oberon Chardonnay SCENE OF THE CRIME: Carneros, CA -- Our fair Judges sojourn to the land of the sun, Where once they say the West was won, Where all that glisters nae be gold, But Judge Rachel is definitely very old. Thank you.

Our judges discuss their favorite holiday movies from Christmas to Groundhog Day.

DEFENDANT: J.R.R. Tolkein EVIDENCE: The Fellowship of the Ring Special Edition Cabernet Sauvignon (Manos Wines) SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA -- Our Judges trek from Oxford to Middle Earth to try a fantastical case full of warm Hobbit tidbits, Elven wiles, and Orcish dangers.

Our Judges discuss whether eggnog is a delicious holiday treat or a gross mess.

DEFENDANT: Wayne Gretzky EVIDENCE: No. 99 Ice Wine SCENE OF THE CRIME: Ontario, Canada -- Our Judges travel to the Great North to inspect the product of a true hockey great. Topher explains the sport and Rachel delivers a particularly hard cross examination.

Our Judges discuss and rank their favorite Christmas albums.

DEFENDANT: Thomas Jefferson EVIDENCE: The Federalist Special Reserve 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA -- Our Judges tour Monticello as they navigate a very tricky case. Puppies, Sister wives, and a breath bating, no holds barred Cross Examination ensue! Also, listen to your Black friends. Thanks!

Our Judges go over the career of Arsenio Hall.

DEFENDANT: Mariah Carey EVIDENCE: Black Irish, Irish Creme. -- Our Judges dive into some Irish Creme liqueur and discuss the diva that is Mariah Carey. Pooping habits are also brought up as Judge Topher makes a shocking confession.    

Our Judges explore the powerhouse winery that is Kendell Jackson.

DEFENDANTS: The Grateful Dead EVIDENCE: Grateful Dead Old Vine Zinfandel 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA -- Our Judges take on a particularly dangerous case as they travel to San Francisco to put the first big jam band on trial.

Did you know that there can be more to wine than just drinking? Judge Topher shares some surprising alternative uses for the beverage.

DEFENDANT: Edgar Allen Poe EVIDENCE: Amontillado Sherry SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jarez, Spain -- Our Judges juggle between Baltimore and Spain in this very spooky special Halloween episode!

Our Judges discuss how to transition your drinking from summer to fall.

DEFENDANT: Jack London EVIDENCE: Jack London Cabernet Sauvignon 2021 SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, California, USA -- Our Judges sojourn west along the Yukon trail to review their most wild wine to date. Northern lights aside, some truly... interesting... spousal nicknames are revealed.

Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire questions.

DEFENDANT: George Clooney EVIDENCE: Casamigos Tequila SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mexico -- Our Judges return to sunny Mexico, where they sip on a beverage of royal pedigree, sample fun twists on a classic cocktail, and discuss their nipple product empire.

Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid details.

DEFENDANT: Bill Clinton EVIDENCE: Arkansas Red Blend SCENE OF THE CRIME: Arkansas River Valley -- Our Judges travel to a little known wine region in the mountains of Arkansas, where they put our former President on trial for the second time in his life.

Judge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to take sides...

DEFENDANT(S): Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev EVIDENCE: Fresh Vine Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma Mountain, CA -- Happy Season 3 premiere! Our Judges dance their way though the lives of a dynamic duo of femme fatales. Will they make it out alive?