True Crimes Against Wine

Hey friend! 🍷 Ready to elevate your home wine experience? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're taking you on a unique tour of our cozy abode, pairing the perfect wine for every room. From a snuggly Bordeaux in the living room to a flirty Prosecco in the closet, we've got your home covered. And don't miss out on our celebratory murder shed champagne! 🥂   Join us for some laughs, w...

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 Ready for some laughs and a splash of wine knowledge? Join us in the final part of our "Let's Quiz Rachel" series, where Rachel takes on Sicily's finest wines in an epic quiz battle!   Our staff is sponsoring this fun ride (well, not really, but let's pretend!), and Rachel is about to face questions that even our wine experts haven't tackled yet. From guessing the DOCG w...

Hey there! 🍷 Ever wondered what happens when wedding dress shopping turns into a boozy adventure? In this episode of "True Crimes Against Wine," we're spilling all the tea (or should we say wine?) on wedding dress shopping, the unexpected quirks of dress sizes, and the hilarious mishaps that ensue. Spoiler: There's a salty margarita flight involved. 🥂 Join us as we navigate the world of bridal f...

Hey there, wine lover! 🍷 Ready for a fun-filled adventure? In this episode of True Crimes Against Wine, we dive deep into the heart of Tuscany with a hilarious quiz that will have you laughing and learning all at once.   Join us as we test our knowledge about Tuscan wines, fumble through some geography, and reminisce about the charming movie Under the Tuscan Sun. Trust us, you don't want to miss...

Hey there! Welcome to another True Crimes Against Wine Sidebar! 🍷   This week, we're taking you back to the 90s with some voicemail nostalgia before diving into the juicy details of what it means to be an AGM and House Sommelier. You'll get a behind-the-scenes look at how we keep everything running smoothly, from handling financials to making sure every guest leaves with a smile.   Plus, we've go...

Hey there, wine lovers!  Things get a bit operatic as Rachel faces a quiz about Northern Italy's wine culture, courtesy of Topher and his mischievous staff. Spoiler alert: hilarity ensues!  From guessing powerful Renaissance city-states to identifying Italy's grape varieties, Rachel's answers will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, you'll discover the crucial difference between pepperoni and...

Hey there, wine lovers! 🍷 In this special sidebar episode of True Crimes Against Wine, Judge Rachel and Topher dive into some of the most frequently asked questions from their staff about wine basics. From the surprising origins of winemaking to the myriad grape varieties out there, you'll be both entertained and educated. Ever wondered how many types of grapes exist or what exactly terroir means...

Judge Rachel delves into the messy love life of Jenny from the block.

Our Judges discuss popular summertime libations.

DEFENDANT: Walter Goggins EVIDENCE: Mulholland Liquors SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges celebrate the great character actor in the Season 3 Finale. Drink along as they taste not one, not two, but THREE liquors in their booziest case ever!

Our Judges field a couple questions from the famous Barbera Ann.

DEFENDANT: Monty Don EVIDENCE: Babylonstoren Rosé SCENE OF THE CRIME: South Africa, Chelsea Garden Show -- Our Judges don their garden gloves and fanciest hats to attend the most anticipated Garden Show of the year while chatting about one of Britain's most beloved national treasures.

Judge Topher anticipates the new season of Bridgerton by pairing wines with the sparkling characters of our favorite period piece smut.

DEFENDANT: To Kill a Mockingbird EVIDENCE: Scout Wild Rose SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges take a very literary take on the classic book by Harper Lee, and conjecture on her personal life.

Our Judges test out the latest TikTok trend to see if you can really decant wine in a blender.

DEFENDANT: Ryan Murphy EVIDENCE: Freakshow Zinfandel SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA -- Our Judges visit the traveling carnival to see the sights and discuss the history of "freak" shows.

Our Judges discuss the drink choices that live in their deepest regrets.

DEFENDANT: Ancient Greece EVIDENCE: Medea Wine SCENE OF THE CRIME: Alazani Valley -- Our Judges travel through time and space to ancient Greece, where they dive into wine, democracy, and philosophy.

Judge Topher delves into the history of the beloved cocktail, the French 75.

DEFENDANT: Dwayne Wade EVIDENCE: Three By Chenin Blanc SCENE OF THE CRIME: California -- Our Judges go court side for a special athletic episode. Rachel delivers a tricky cross examination while Topher plays point guard.

Our Judges discuss wines that can transition from winter to spring.

DEFENDANT: J. M. Barry EVIDENCE: Neverland Cabernet Sauvignon SCENE OF THE CRIME: Santa Barbara, CA -- Our Judges try another literary case as they travel to Neverland on a magically drunken adventure.

Our Judges discuss their thoughts on Taylor Swift and her new boo.

DEFENDANT: Jane Austen EVIDENCE: Corgi Earl Grey Gin SCENE OF THE CRIME: Oxfordshire, UK -- Our Judges traverse to jolly old England for another special literary/liquor combo! Judge Topher learns about the life and times of one of the greatest romance authors of all time, while Judge Rachel struggles to stay dry.

Our Judges discuss Britney's memoir and the subsequent fall out.